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Announcement from Miss Bimbo - President of Bimboland 08/01/21

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Created
08.01.2021
Author
Miss Bimbo
Spiffyfunpants
Level 283
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 26634978
Reputation: 500297
Posts: 4500
Reasonopia
10.01.2021 06:09:33
Spiffyfunpants

Is there a forum where all this other drama went down? I’m so curious (and nosy)!

10.01.2021 06:09:33

SweetasNuts
Level 30
Status: Prime Ximbo
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Reputation: 12637
Posts: 914
Atheista
10.01.2021 14:53:57
SweetasNuts

Ok I have just come off an emergency zoom call with the President, the Prime Bimbo and some government ministers discussing this latest crisis. 
The President is close to enacting some emergency powers due to some Bimbo citizens openly calling to undermine our president,  bring down our democracy and commit electoral fraud.  
Some of the messages in this thread amount to treason and sedition. 
This is unacceptable. 

Some of you clearly care for Bimboland and our fledgling democracy. Some of you want to help us build Bimboland. 

However some of you are clearly just here to bring Bimboland down. 
It’s clear you are using the  ‘protection of children’ as a moral outrage simply to cause disruption and to undermine. 
I put it to you that you care only about yourself and bringing Bimboland down. 

If you are really care about other Bimbos and Bimboland then there are a number of positive things you can do -

A) ask the pb if you can join her government and thus protect these minors and all of Bimboland as you so care for

B) write to your state minister 

C) Run for PB so you can work with me to drive change

D) Failing all else - you are free to emigrate from Bimboland

We have an open and tolerant society here but constant undermining of the President and of our young democracy is damaging and as such  -  enough is enough. 

We are a young democratic republic. We don’t have hundreds of years history like Great Britain for example. A long history makes a nation robust In the face of critics. We are only 6 years old as a nation so we have to defend ourselves against insurrections from within. 
We are fragile and thus have to defend ourselves until our nation is more established and robust . 

So please take this as your final warnings - if you continue to undermine the President and our democracy then you will receive a

1 day fail sentence >
3 day jail sentence >
5 day jail sentence >
And finally your passport will be revoked and you will be expelled from bimboland forever. 


10.01.2021 14:53:57



SweetasNuts
Level 30
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 20774
Reputation: 12637
Posts: 914
Atheista
10.01.2021 14:58:19
SweetasNuts

This is an example of sedition. You are  guilty of undermining our President and our republic. 
You have been warned . 

Zoeeeee<3
wrote:
hey guys! found some more links that might be more successful in reporting bimboland.
there’s this one https://www.ceop.police.uk/ceop-reporting/
which you have to be a british resident to fill out and this one https://forms.afp.gov.au/online_forms/ocset_form
that you have to be an australian citizen for.
I haven’t found any american authorities yet, but i have contacted the australian esafety commission, PEGI, and the UK internet watch foundation (which was useless). If anyone needs screenshots or info on chris just message me or join the discord :)
Now if i get banned from the forum after this, we’ll know exactly why ;) hope y’all are having a better day than we were having yesterday


10.01.2021 14:58:19



SweetasNuts
Level 30
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 20774
Reputation: 12637
Posts: 914
Atheista
10.01.2021 14:59:28
SweetasNuts

This is an example of undermining our democracy and open admission of planning to commit electoral fraud . 
You have been warned 

Melodycadeance
wrote:
Alright, at this point i'm thinking about creating my own bot network here. I know how its done technically, its a matter of writing three programs, one registering the accounts, another leveling them up to level 7 (say, through some selenium?), and the third one controlling them all for next vote.

Basically ANYONE with any skills in some python and whatnot can ruin the elections here. Perfect democracy huh? I can personally wreck the voting system ANY TIME, and make any candidate i like win despite the existing bot system. Its just a matter of "who has more bots" which also is done automatically.

Miss Bimbo, you are delusional. You are writing a damn book? Really? And being in it is a prize for being elected in unfair voting system? First of all, are you a famous person or what? Who even needs your book about your delusions about being some electronic government? You think this place is an achievement? FFS, its a poorly made game site that can be done infinitely better by almost anyone, and was done infinitely better than you made it by your users, and STILL there is a lot of room for improvement! You are a failure as a ruler AND a failure as a game site programmer. You are just incapable, unless you dont even try. You think we like reading your trump-like speeches filled with pathos and imaginary self-importance? You didnt address ANY real issues, all you do is just stating multiple times that everything is already perfect as it is, and then doing whatever you like instead of what is needed. 





10.01.2021 14:59:28



SweetasNuts
Level 30
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 20774
Reputation: 12637
Posts: 914
Atheista
10.01.2021 15:04:41
SweetasNuts

This is an example of undermining the President and her government. You have been warned 

I Am Flirt wrote:
Wow seems like the childish owner have chosen people to run his site, ego are just as delusioned as him.


But l have a question. If BL burns to the ground, and plz let it, where do we go to be the bimboes we are in a well cared site?


10.01.2021 15:04:41



SweetasNuts
Level 30
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 20774
Reputation: 12637
Posts: 914
Atheista
10.01.2021 15:06:20
SweetasNuts

This is an example of Sedition. You are  undermining and trying to bring down our republic. 
You have been warned 

torrenoia
wrote:
hi chris, either make this site appropriate for 16 year olds that youre so desperately trying to let use the site or we will report you and get your ass thrown in jail. thanx.


10.01.2021 15:06:20



SweetasNuts
Level 30
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 20774
Reputation: 12637
Posts: 914
Atheista
10.01.2021 15:10:54
SweetasNuts

This is an example of sedition and treason and a brazen attempt to bring down our nation. You have been warned 

viscerae
wrote:
"I know some of my fellow bimbos are rude and ungrateful but please ignore them - what have they ever done for Bimboland?" 

Hmmm, let's see... the volunteers working to ensure the safety of these forums and taking care of the shops seem to have done so more than you have lately. At this point, Bimboland is pretty much held up by its community, and while TB has recently made some significant positive changes to the site, you're just actively ignoring what's actually good for this site for whatever reason it is you've been yammering on about and undoing their work here. 

[Petition to rename Bimboland to Circusland, because it's run by a clown]


10.01.2021 15:10:54



SweetasNuts
Level 30
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 20774
Reputation: 12637
Posts: 914
Atheista
10.01.2021 15:14:05
SweetasNuts

I ask The PB, all bimboland Fashion Police and anyone who loves Bimboland to be on guard from ‘enemies from within’ and Bimbos whom are trying to undermine our president, our bimbos and our fledgling republic 


10.01.2021 15:14:05



CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3229074
Reputation: 314341
Posts: 6740
Freethinkerland
10.01.2021 15:16:20
CinnamonSugar

Chris, can you please clarify what the fashion police are?

10.01.2021 15:16:20
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Dye96
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Posts: 2356
Freethinkerland
10.01.2021 15:44:39
Dye96

Chris, you are breaking the 'don't create more than 3 posts in a row' rule :) I think it would be more useful if you created a list of warned users.

10.01.2021 15:44:39
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