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Arcade Minigame Tile Meanings?

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Created
03.05.2022
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baby vic
peachblue1987
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Atheista
07.05.2022 05:34:58
peachblue1987

...Gonna be honest, I thought the cactus was like a "go fuck a cactus" reference or something. 
I dunno WHY but I did.

07.05.2022 05:34:58
Why hello there, old sport <3
Kandi Bardot
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Freethinkerland
07.05.2022 08:02:37
Kandi Bardot

baby vic wrote:
Kandi Bardot wrote:
I think the fish stands for Atheista since it's their state pet and all the other state animals are there too. Banana and cactus I think are phallic symbols
we're specifically thinking bout the goldfish w/ the bubbles on Organize Your Love Life -- i feel like its a coochie reference or a pet thing hmmm
Omg I never noticed the goldfish with the bubbles. That's so strange! I have no idea what it means

07.05.2022 08:02:37
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Blecky89
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Freethinkerland
07.05.2022 10:12:27
Blecky89

peachblue1987 wrote:
...Gonna be honest, I thought the cactus was like a "go fuck a cactus" reference or something. 
I dunno WHY but I did.
Your not the only one who had that idea :D

07.05.2022 10:12:27
    
Michelle Woods
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Reasonopia
07.05.2022 11:04:13
Michelle Woods

LillyAnn wrote:
I am totally confused with the fish and meditation one. Cactus as well.

chili pepper gives me a vibe of making it spicy lol
the meditation could maybe imply "self-love"? (iykyk)

i was so confused w the banana/chilli until reading this thread TTTT

07.05.2022 11:04:13
  what, like it's hard? 
slayingpenis
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Atheista
08.05.2022 11:31:30
slayingpenis

GUYS my game got stuck bc the last two things, are, for some reason, NOT THE SAME PICTURE??? is there a way to fix this ive tried everything i can think of

08.05.2022 11:31:30
Missy Bee
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Antitheocra
08.05.2022 12:11:07
Missy Bee

i thought maybe the fishy was related to the taco thingy sjdbfajhdsbfsjdf `(*>﹏<*)′

08.05.2022 12:11:07
  
Michelle Woods
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Reasonopia
08.05.2022 13:54:14
Michelle Woods

slayingpenis wrote:
GUYS my game got stuck bc the last two things, are, for some reason, NOT THE SAME PICTURE??? is there a way to fix this ive tried everything i can think of
maybe try asking someone in the bug report thread?

08.05.2022 13:54:14
  what, like it's hard? 
velvet lure
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Atheista
09.05.2022 13:41:03
velvet lure

I thought the cactus was meant to mean like "dry as a cactus" /  implying a dry (desert-like) patch in one's sex life 


09.05.2022 13:41:03

 

Bibigul
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Freethinkerland
10.05.2022 09:40:07
Bibigul

or the cactus thing is how your genitals feel 2 days after shaving

10.05.2022 09:40:07

Nesbitters
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Antitheocra
10.05.2022 17:28:45
Nesbitters

I thought the cactus meant like dry as a desert or something. 

10.05.2022 17:28:45

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