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Atheista's Town Hall

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171
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BambiDoll
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
02.04.2020 08:19:34
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Welp. Since our state minister is here to start drama I guess I'll comply.




Who the fuck voted for them? Seriously? To quote a buddy, I get it, you don't give a shit you're just here for the meme good for you, but I do give a shit and I want to have a good time and to have a state minister who actually takes the position seriously and idk. Tries to do something constructive. Like no offense misogynist but according to your own words that's not what you're here for and apparently I'm the only one who wants to take this seriously.

Sorry for not breathing The Meme every second of my life I guess. Ban me if you have to. Clearly I'm in the wrong state. Too bad I don't feel like giving Chris my money rn so I guess it'll take a while for me to evacuate. I will forever be your communist alien. I'll just go do that somewhere less stale.

(Am I being an immature baby? Yes. Can you stop me? :p)

Signed~ Impulsively; ur alien babe God/Dess and local badass

02.04.2020 08:19:34
They/Them 
Bimkko
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 54207
Reputation: 18823
Posts: 253
Atheista
02.04.2020 08:28:29
Bimkko

I do somewhat agree, especially given the way the site is nowadays. Had it been devoid of issues these days I would have not minded a jokey minister, even possibly voted for em, but the site currently is a mess and we need representative more than ever! I can't help but retain hope that somehow our voice would be heard by the shit site owner
but then i guess complainin bout all that would be what our new minister would want after all, you're already meeting your election promises
i wont switch state over this because i believe in atheista but i AM kinda dissapointed, 
then i guess thats just how the game is, can't be satisfied all the time (tho i wish i could at least have some faith in the players since the owners are always letting me down)

02.04.2020 08:28:29
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 272109
Reputation: 40160
Posts: 1181
Atheista
02.04.2020 08:35:24
torrenoia

im also very disappointed. i just wanna clarify while yes i was also running for state minister of athiesta i am less disappointed that i lost and more disappointed that people here would rather vote for someone who is only in this for the drama than someone who would like to actually make a change. i joined the election with little hope that i would actually win honestly, i put a lot of time and effort into coming up with my program and i know if i won id actually do what i could to make my some of my ideas happen but i still figured id be beaten by ex machina probably if anyone, not a joke. not someone who just wants to cause drama.

im here to have a nice and fun time and potentially fix things, not to have drama. im starting to think this is the wrong state for me as well if thats all people here want

02.04.2020 08:35:24
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
peeslurper69
Level 139
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2116028
Reputation: 225702
Posts: 2519
Atheista
02.04.2020 10:06:52
peeslurper69

your minds....

02.04.2020 10:06:52
your reluctant optimist 
misogynist
Level 106
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 940717
Reputation: 67869
Posts: 1875
Atheista
02.04.2020 10:06:52
misogynist

well. it would seem that the hoes are mad. 

02.04.2020 10:06:52
misogynist
Level 106
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 940717
Reputation: 67869
Posts: 1875
Atheista
02.04.2020 10:08:49
misogynist

ooc/ um im not really sure what to say. rest assured i will actually take this seriously... i was not expecting to win like, at all, in the slightest. but now that im in this position i swear i will take everyones concerns to heart and do my best to get yall to actually support me.. lol

02.04.2020 10:08:49
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 272109
Reputation: 40160
Posts: 1181
Atheista
02.04.2020 10:08:55
torrenoia

misogynist wrote:
well. it would seem that the hoes are mad. 
first please, dont call me a hoe. second, i am not mad i am just disappointed and annoyed that the people here would rather destroy this place than fix it. but oh well, guess im saving my diamonds to leave this state now

ooc/ um im not really sure what to say. rest assured i will actually take this seriously... i was not expecting to win like, at all, in the slightest. but now that im in this position i swear i will take everyones concerns to heart and do my best to get yall to actually support me.. lol
then why the fuck did you run

02.04.2020 10:08:55
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
moontalk
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9839
Reputation: 5832
Posts: 33
Atheista
02.04.2020 10:11:53
moontalk

torrenoia wrote:
misogynist wrote:
well. it would seem that the hoes are mad. 
first please, dont call me a hoe. second, i am not mad i am just disappointed and annoyed that the people here would rather destroy this place than fix it. but oh well, guess im saving my diamonds to leave this state now

ooc/ um im not really sure what to say. rest assured i will actually take this seriously... i was not expecting to win like, at all, in the slightest. but now that im in this position i swear i will take everyones concerns to heart and do my best to get yall to actually support me.. lol
then why the fuck did you run
why are you upset that he's taking it seriously lmao

02.04.2020 10:11:53
 
misogynist
Level 106
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 940717
Reputation: 67869
Posts: 1875
Atheista
02.04.2020 10:12:36
misogynist

torrenoia wrote:
misogynist wrote:
well. it would seem that the hoes are mad. 
first please, dont call me a hoe. second, i am not mad i am just disappointed and annoyed that the people here would rather destroy this place than fix it. but oh well, guess im saving my diamonds to leave this state now
sorry if i offended you, i guess a lot of people on here dont understand im playing a character.. in my about i clearly stated i love this game and i do really genuinely want the best for this website so regardless of how angry you all are at me winning this i am still actually going to try. 

02.04.2020 10:12:36
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 272109
Reputation: 40160
Posts: 1181
Atheista
02.04.2020 10:12:53
torrenoia

moontalk wrote:
torrenoia wrote:
misogynist wrote:
well. it would seem that the hoes are mad. 
first please, dont call me a hoe. second, i am not mad i am just disappointed and annoyed that the people here would rather destroy this place than fix it. but oh well, guess im saving my diamonds to leave this state now

ooc/ um im not really sure what to say. rest assured i will actually take this seriously... i was not expecting to win like, at all, in the slightest. but now that im in this position i swear i will take everyones concerns to heart and do my best to get yall to actually support me.. lol
then why the fuck did you run
why are you upset that he's taking it seriously lmao
no he is not. he decided not to when he ran with the promise to CaUsE dRaMa

02.04.2020 10:12:53
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!

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