Bimboland's Magical Academy: Teachers Needed

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24.09.2020
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Atheista
24.09.2020 12:16:36
viscerae


Without a doubt, it's been a difficult year for everyone.

That may be about to change for you, however. You receive a fancy-looking letter emblazoned with the insignia of a famous school of sorcery.

Fairly old-fashioned considering how far technology has come, but would you object?

Perhaps you're wondering if they received your curriculum vitae. Or maybe you're just that good, and you're finally being recognized.

How you open it may vary, but the contents are the same for all of the lucky chosen ones.

"The headmistress of Bimboland's Magical Academy for Witches & Wizards cordially welcomes you to apply for a position among us..."

They're seeking professors, and you could be the one to fill that vacancy. Will you take up their offer and apply?

::PRIZES:: 


1st: 2500b$, 100 diamonds & a lottery ticket

2nd: 2000b$, 50 diamonds & a lottery ticket
3rd: 1500b$ & a lottery ticket
4th: 1000b$ & a lottery ticket
5th: 50 diamonds & a lottery ticket

And banners for everyone who enters! (well, I'll try)

:: JUDGING CRITERIA ::

First of all, a big thanks to our judges meatbomb and CommunityVerified for their help so far.

We will be using a scoring system that goes up to 10, based on the following attributes:

Overall style/outfit appeal - max. 5 points
Description/story - max. 3 points
Uniqueness/creativity - max. 2 points (any himbos who enter will receive 2 points in this area, to make up for their reduced wardrobe options)

:: RULES ::

• Only one submission per person; make sure you feel certain about your entry before posting it here.

• Himbos (any level) and low-level bimbos (under lvl. 35) may enter with screenshots from the shop. Other players must use the closet icon or post an image directly from bimbo.land.

• It's not obligatory to write anything detailed, but stories are appreciated. You can even use bullet points in your description, as long as you get your character across.

• Your character must at least have a name, and you should choose a specialty for them (some ideas are: Potions, Divination, Magical History & Combat Spells but feel free to make up your own!) You can also choose more than one. :)

• Entries displaying sexism, homophobia, transphobia, racism, cultural appropriation or any other potential form of offense will be disqualified.

• Submissions must be posted between the 30th September -10th October. They will not count if they're submitted before or after this period. I may extend the deadline if necessary, though.

• Have fun!

If you still have any questions, feel free to ask.

Example outfits (cool swordswoman by meatbomb and botanical boi by CommunityVerified):

from the department of enchantments, a professor specialising in magic dueling:

and in the potions department, a plant-loving professor:


and here's Ms. Muriel Sylphe, who teaches in the magical illusions department. No one knows her true age, but there have been speculations from pupils and teachers alike. Seldom seen without her bat familiar.




24.09.2020 12:16:36
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30.09.2020 11:36:37
morguegirl

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in case bimboland's magical academy needs a teacher for dark magic, this is elyse. since she was very young she spent a lot of time in the cemetery and developed the ability to speak to the spirits of the dead. she is the youngest necromancer in the world but her level of knowledge and abilities are as advanced as that of an elder witch. she was always a lonely girl because she is often misunderstood or disapproved by other witches for her controversial practices. her only company besides a few spirits that come and go is a talking cockroach she found feeding on a corpse she was stealing from a mausoleum to practice ressurection.
thanks for the invite! (maybe i made some english mistakes)

30.09.2020 11:36:37
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Atheista
30.09.2020 12:12:42
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day #1343 of trying to become a bug. my evil potion broth has new worms floating in it but none of them are me. I'm praying now. With 1 of my many failed chitinous appendages, i shakily dump some nyquil cold and flu into the broth and take a swig. Suddently i get a email on my 1983 crt monitor for my coleco adam. I pull it out of the screen and look at the  envelope. Wrong address. I throw th envelope to the moths And watch them devour it as feverishly as my field of vision is devoured by the cold embrace of nyquil plutonium



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Atheista
30.09.2020 14:17:19
viscerae

Well, I'm late to announce the contest opening, but the entries so far are already bewitching! I can't wait to see who else shows up for the job (keep 'em coming, bimbos, himbos and thembos). 


30.09.2020 14:17:19
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Freethinkerland
30.09.2020 15:51:26
Janeze321

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Bimbolatrix, The new defence against the dark arts teacher. 
Ron and many other other boy wizards were fighting to show off their knowledge in an attempt to impress the new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. Little did they know that Bimbolatrix wasn't to be impressed by their puny efforts it took a wise junior witch to impress her when she managed to transfigure all the hormonal boy wizards into white mice. Hermione received 50 extra points for her wise attitude to objectification.

30.09.2020 15:51:26
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30.09.2020 17:05:04
Xayah Bonita

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Lady Xayah apllying as Demonology teacher!

Oh, hello, my dears. I'm Lady Xayah and it will be a great pleasure for me to teach you a little about the greatest art of demonology. They say you should not have business with the devil, but I must say it can be very... interesting... * little laughs meanly* and a little dangerous, altought. Wich means that this is a class only for the courageous witches and wizzards and also the smart ones that knows that sometimes you have to go the dark path in means to get what you want, can and deserve. I must advise you all that I wont tolerate any disrespectful behaviour and also do not take responsabilities of your dumbness when treatening with hell. Be smart, miladies and milords... That's the first lesson. So, who come along straight to hell?
  
 

30.09.2020 17:05:04
Devilicious regards, Lady Xayah Bonita! *lustful smile*







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30.09.2020 21:00:26
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Ms. Delphia Kokkinos is a woman of indeterminate age, using magical methods to preserve her physical form despite actually being much older than anyone would guess. She hails from the island of Lemnos with a vague accent dulled by decades of globetrotting. She has served as a professor of Pyromancy at various schools internationally, having had an instrumental hand in the education of the greatest pyromancers the world has ever known. Her tenure ended at Bimboland's Institute of Magic with a quiet resignation after an unfortunate incident...
As was her routine at the start of each new school year, she began her first class with a demonstration of pyrokinesis and a test of courage. "In order to use the gift of fire for divination, we must first eliminate all fear of this powerful element," she announced in an impassive manner. She raised a wall of fire with a flick of her wrist and directed her students to walk through the flames and join her on the other side. She'd had her eye on one particular student, a young man who was wracked with nerves. She watched as her other students boldly strode through the flames while the young man cautiously approached them, face beaded with sweat. "Abandon all fear and you will not be harmed," she told him. Her words might have been more comforting if they were not delivered in her typically harsh tone. He gulped, closed his eyes, and bolted forward. He hesitated as he made contact with the flames, halting his momentum at the worst possible moment. His scream reverberated off the stone walls of the school's auditorium as he fell on his back, scrambling away from the fire. The wall of flames sunk into the ground and a tinge of horror fell across the professor's face, breaking her usually flat affect.
While the student's burns were easily treated by the school's resident healer and the incident was forgiven as a fluke accident, Ms. Kokkinos chose to resign. After several years her shame finally passed, and now she seeks employment at Bimboland's Magical Academy, hoping to employ gentler methods of teaching.

//thanks for the invite! sorry for all the text i get really carried away with that part lmfao

30.09.2020 21:00:26
sometimes i type like this. Sometimes, I type like this. Sometimes,,,, I type  like this.

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Freethinkerland
30.09.2020 23:06:55
sheriffhimbo

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New students hear the rumor before even receiving their syllabus: One of the professors this year would be a living dummy. Most of the students assume this is a gnarly insult or a prank of some kind, so when a class of students enter the library for their first day none of them bat an eye at the old ratty mannequin covered in stickers by the podium. It's probably some practice prop the professor has lying around, and maybe they even gave it some quirky name to show the kids they weren't your average stuffy stick-in-the-mud teacher. After waiting a couple of minutes the professor still hadn't arrived, and the students were starting to worry. Had they gotten the wrong room? A few start to grab their bags to leave when the mannequin by the podium jolts to life, startling the whole room. He begins to laugh, "I'm so sorry! I might've gotten too into the joke!" He adjusts his suspenders (which appear to keep his pants from sliding down his just-off-from-human hips) and takes a step in front of the podium. "Welcome to Enchantment 101, I will be your professor for the year!" He pauses a moment as if to let the students settle their adrenaline and process that the professor is literally a dummy and resumes his introduction, "As you can tell this year's class will be a little different than in the past, but the school is very excited to have someone so thoroughly familiar with enchantment magic be showing you all the ropes!" He begins to explain he'd been an assistant to a previous enchantment wizard while gesturing his arms. His movements are stilted and jarring, but just natural enough to be uncanny. He seems to remember himself and claps his hands together with a plastic clunk. "Oh! Where are my manners! My name is Manny, but you can call me Professor Quinn!"
(I only just realized this is applying for the position and I wrote as if he already had it whoops. I hope that's ok bc i took way too long writing this <3 thanks for the invite!!!)


30.09.2020 23:06:55

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30.09.2020 23:36:20
honorscollege

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This fearless young woman is Maud Parkinson. As a young girl, Maud was possessed by a demon and her entire small town was destroyed. Maud made her life's mission to learn how to fight and confront demons so she could never be taken again. She loves to accessorize with protection charms like her earrings. Maud is applying as to the school as a professor of demonology. Although many find Maud to a tad unsettling, she would be a great professor to have at your institution. She is fiercely passionate about protecting young girls from both natural and supernatural harm.


30.09.2020 23:36:20
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Freethinkerland
30.09.2020 23:53:13
CinnamonSugar



Agapanthus Angustifolia, MD (Mystical Doctor) worked in a hospital in her former life. She feels comfortable teaching a variety of Mystical Medicine courses including herbalism, energy healing, aura cleansing, and reanimation.

She knows a thing or two or more about reanimation as she was reanimated herself. As you can see, reanimation doesn't always restore bodies to their original state. But, Agapanthus has learned not to see these changes as negatives. Having unusually long fingers, for example, can actually come in handy at times, like when she's trying to reach something.




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