Bimboland's Magical Academy: Teachers Needed

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08.10.2020 15:07:14
MissKaika

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Name: Lady Moonalyna Rasputin

age: 256 years

Hello, I'm Lady Moon, daughter of the Moon (your favorite) and Rasputin, born of love and deception, in a day of total eclipse.
I am the reference when it comes to "Power of Magic Healing" and "Art and Domination of Divination"
My Mother, the Moon, presented me with these gifts, so that I can wisely heal essential personalities for our history, such as Xuxa "Rainha dos Baixinhos" - Brazil and Queen Elizabeth II - this England, who as they can see firmly it is strong.

My father gave me the power to predict and review, past / present / future.
I have worked with big names in the industry, predicting and preventing negative and positive events in their lives, such as the end of the Spice Girls, Elvis' escape to Hawaii (yes, he didn't die) and other historical events that are under wraps.

My four cats: Ringo, Paul, Jonh and George, are my elemental points, focus of all the energy that I carry, they will move me to school, as soon as you approve me.

I believe that my gifts will be of great training to students, being able to predict a promising future with great financial gains combined with magic, of course.

I am the owner of the youth potion, but that is not on my curriculum, I deal with this subject from the outside.

Anyway, I believe that I am of great use to the future of Magic.

Lots of moonlight, with love

L. Moon

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08.10.2020 17:57:15
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Angelique L'épéiste is an eccentric celebrity adventurer and enchanted weaponry specialist. She'll be teaching the course "Discovering and Wielding Magical Weapons," a semester-long travel intensive program where she and her students search the magical realms for legendary relics, learning dueling tricks and techniques along the way. Teaching is a total power trip for Mx. Angelique- she loves flattery and has a suspicious pattern of losing or injuring students who undermine her authority 
(as per the student contract, Angelique cannot be held legally responsible for any student deaths that may occur during the course of the class)


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08.10.2020 19:50:02
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Jaina Powell is a well know divination teacher. Her propheties are not for the light hearted as she loves to foresee her students tragic deaths. All tho her propheties are not always accurate, she does believe that some of the choices we make can alter the course of our lives so greatly that our endings change aswell, for that reason Jaina strongly recommend not to trust every prophecy, as they usually change as we go.
Jaina claims that she herself will die on a Thursday 7 years from now. Although she doesn’t share the exact date, she says that she will die falling down the stairs. Even tho she isn’t supposed to die just yet, she is always extremely on edge every time she sees a stairway.

Jaina has been married 6 times and her husbands somehow always die shortly after the marriage, which isn’t strange since Jaina herself foreseen every death. ( Maybe just a little bit strange?)

Jaina got the power of divination from her mother, who got it from her mother and so on and Jaina loves to pass the knowledge on and has been a teacher for over 30 years, it saddens me to tell you that Jaina was recently fired after foreseeing the death of the headmaster at her old academy. Let’s just say that he didn’t exactly like the ending she gave him... Therefore she is now appliying for a teaching position at Bimbolands magical academy, and fortunately she already know she will get it.SpermLover


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09.10.2020 05:13:18
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 Morbidia de Mise has sent along both a curriculum vitae, and a curriculum mortitis, being an accomplished necromancer: both before death, and now, in death itself.

 In life, she worked as a medium and sin eater. As she communicated with the spirits of the deceased, she ate a ritual meal beside the corpse. This allowed her to take on their guilt, so that they might be burdenless enough to swim across the river of death, to whatever lies beyond, instead of being pulled away by the current, back into another life. Her scales allow her to see the weight of someone’s burden, and measure when the burden has left them and been passed on to her, to eat. Like a mushroom feeding on decay, her own spirit grew strong from consuming and destroying the guilt and burdens of others.

 In death, she waits to cross the river herself, because her life’s work of maintaining the balance between life and death will not be over until she has taught a new generation of sin eaters how to counsel the dead and protect the living. She is unwilling to go on to another world until she knows that this one is being protected.


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10.10.2020 00:57:10
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Thank you all for participating, I can't help but be impressed by all these great outfits (and resumés)! 
A friendly reminder that this contest closes today, at midnight in Bimboland time. So if anyone wants to get a last-minute entry in, you still have a chance. 



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10.10.2020 04:40:15
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This is Maya Locke, applying to teach Enhancements, a course regarding "...powers that drastically enhance and strengthen the body's natural attributes far beyond average." Examples of such powers include hyperacusia, spotless memory, and rapid regenerative healing. Since even magic has limitations, education on enhanced abilities is important. Whether an enhancement is possessed from birth or acquired by potion, temporary or everlasting, knowing of and managing any negative side effects plays a major role in best utilizing one's energy. Typically, multiple enhancements are necessary to compliment one another and minimize drawbacks, albeit some more subtle than others. The class would mainly focus on physiology (after all, magic and science aren't as distant as they appear) but also feature practical use. Above all else, safety is heavily emphasized.

Maya is an elf born with supernatural speed (fortunately accompanied by sensorimotor synchrony and acceleration immunity), demonstrated above. Aside from teaching the academic aspect of Enhancements, she aims to help students discover and/or harness their talents (safely!) and even experiment with unfamiliar abilities (SAFELY!) as she had in her youth. She possesses plenty of experience studying biology in relation to magic — though much was informal in nature — and innovating protective charms. She also holds a degree in Magical Infusion. Nonetheless, she is excited to share her knowledge, if appointed, with the pupils of Bimboland's Magical Academy!

Thank you kindly for the invite!


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10.10.2020 07:43:16
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Introducing Dr. Vivian Clairmont; Professor of History and Mythology.

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10.10.2020 16:39:44
Corvus

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Professor Yvonne Asphodel, Potions Mistress

Yvonne was first known throughout the magical world at a very young age for her talents with mixing fine, rare ingredients into elixirs, able to make whatever one could want... for a price of course. She was raised by her grandmother, who began teaching Yvonne about potion making well before she attended school. After she graduated, Yvonne decided to travel throughout the world. While in Europe, Yvonne had rescued a raven that now was always near, usually perched on her shoulder. She called him Jasper, and he was highly intelligent and well behaved. After seeing so much of the world, Yvonne realised she wanted more than just selling potions out of life.
She wanted to be able to impart her knowledge to others, so she had applied to the Babylon Academy. It was one of the top schools in the magical realm and unsurprisingly, Yvonne got the position. Now she was called Professor Asphodel and was well liked by her students... but at the same time, they knew not to cross her. She was stern but fair and soft spoken, which made her students hang onto every word. They found it odd that she was so much younger than their other professors at the school, and how different she seemed to them.

Thank you so much for the invite! ❤

10.10.2020 16:39:44

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11.10.2020 00:36:54
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The contest is finally closed! It's time to sit back and wait as we work our magic to decide which candidates will get the position. Thank you all, this is going to be very tough to judge. 

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20.10.2020 10:48:50
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"After some meaningful discussion at the academy headquarters, it is with great pleasure that we announce the closure of the selection process, along with the winning candidates", reads a follow-up letter sent by the headmistress. "Congratulations on earning a place here with us."

Seriously though, thank you all for your patience! This was not easy to judge at all. The results are:

1st place: CHURRHOE

"Your curriculum is, to put it shortly, quite stellar. It'll be an honour to have a legendary being such as you at our facilities, and we're sure you have a lot to bring to the institution and to your pupils. We hope to see you here, as it was considerably difficult to find out how to reach you (you did a good job covering your tracks, but we at the academy have our... ways)."

2nd place: peepee42069

"Your sense of style is lavish and just what we needed to see. As well as your teaching capabilities, of course. Because, after all, we love a biased professor. We're sure your course will be a hit, perhaps literally."

3rd place: pineconeupmyass

"Among your many qualities, we were impressed by your concerns for the, ahem, "safety" of your pupils. Anyways, we imagine that you have a lot to bring to us, and we'd love to welcome any ways in which you might help us to innovate."

4th place: weird hen(tai) 

"How you made it here is already indicative of your abilities, be they legitimate sorcery or not. While we don't usually hire people who don't wield magic, you have proven to be... quite unexpected. We're keeping you around. For reasons."

5th place: big boy JENKINS

"Despite our skills at prying into people's lives and getting all their personal details, you are still quite a mystery to us. Congratulations on that. So, even though you threw our letter (which, frankly, broke my poor, undeserving heart), we still want you here as a professor of Potions. Let us know if you ever succeed in becoming a bug. We're pretty interested in that."

And here are some special mentions that have a place in our hearts:

sherriffhimbo (nominated by me): I loved the idea behind your entry, and the backstory was a fun read! I could imagine your character being in a book, and the colour combo in your outfit was also nice to look at.

Hayden Lin (also nominated by me): your entry was also fun to read, and I like the sense of mystery in your character! Plus, the blue/black colour scheme was pleasing to look at. I also love that she's holding a bunch of different gadgets, it goes well with the description.

Toxine (nominated by meatbomb): great use of colours in your outfit, as well as an attention to detail. And kudos for pulling off that dress while still managing to have some sort of background.

In the meantime, I will try to get to making everyone's banners, although it might take a while. A big thank you to everyone who entered, and to CommunityVerified and meatbomb for helping me to judge this. Have a great spooky season, everybody :)

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