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Cats vs. Dogs 2: The Furrying

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18.07.2019
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Favea
Favea
Level 24
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Agnostica
18.07.2019 10:52:12
Favea

After the the superior feline species emerged as the

of the original Cats vs. Dogs, it has come to my attention that some canines do not wish to accept such defeat lying down, or slobbering all over, or licking their privates, or whatever exactly it is dogs do in defeat. I don't really want to know, particularly given two out of the three would actually make it sound they might not be all that different from felines, after all. So let's just say they'd slobber all over, because that's totally a pure dog thing.


Oh, hey, butterfly!


Oh hey, lunch!

So anyways, as I was saying, birds make for an excellent part of a balanced... whaddya mean, felines get easily distracted? Oh, right. Dogs. Slobbering around. Yes. They want a chance to redeem themselves so without further ado:


Cats vs. Dogs 2: The Furrying

If you like cats more, add 1 to the number posted by the previous person
If you like dogs more, subtract 1 to the number posted by the previous person

Cat team wins if the number gets to 1000
Dog team wins if the number gets to 0

I'll start the number at 501, because you can slobber all over if you don't like it. I mean, because cats won the first showdown. Right. Champion's advantage. Totally appropriate and not my being biased, see?


18.07.2019 10:52:12
Did you hear the one about the vampire who became a psychotherapist?
In life, he loved snacking on mixed nuts.
Alexstrasza
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Agnostica
18.07.2019 11:00:05
Alexstrasza

I promise not to be so annoyingly persistent this time 'round, I know I was really really pushy and aggressive with my posts. I just really like cats!

18.07.2019 11:00:05
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
Favea
Level 24
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 506
Agnostica
18.07.2019 11:03:13
Favea

Alright, alright, I'll be less pushy for feline dominance, too, but I'm still starting at 501 because I totally gave a valid excuse. ;)

18.07.2019 11:03:13
Did you hear the one about the vampire who became a psychotherapist?
In life, he loved snacking on mixed nuts.
Sandi Lut
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Antitheocra
18.07.2019 11:03:21
Sandi Lut

If this is going to be a posting race again where 2 people try to race to the finish, I will close this thread. It got a little out of hand in the previous thread. That goes for both cat lovers and dog lovers. Have fun :)

502

18.07.2019 11:03:21
Happiness is inside yourself

Zaliery
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Agnostica
18.07.2019 13:29:36
Zaliery

 503

18.07.2019 13:29:36

Lorna Greene
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Reasonopia
18.07.2019 15:51:50
Lorna Greene

504

18.07.2019 15:51:50

Zaliery
Level 38
Status: Citizen
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Agnostica
18.07.2019 16:38:12
Zaliery

505

18.07.2019 16:38:12

Favea
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11787
Reputation: 8293
Posts: 506
Agnostica
18.07.2019 17:57:47
Favea

506

18.07.2019 17:57:47
Did you hear the one about the vampire who became a psychotherapist?
In life, he loved snacking on mixed nuts.
Nidale
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Freethinkerland
18.07.2019 18:45:29
Nidale

507

18.07.2019 18:45:29

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Get yours at this link ---> https://bimbo.land/forum/bimboland-art/t2093?page=1

Katherine N
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Freethinkerland
19.07.2019 01:11:46
Katherine N

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19.07.2019 01:11:46


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