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Blecky89
ButterfIy
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 164706
Reputation: 47202
Posts: 2298
Secville
10.01.2024 01:30:53
ButterfIy

Why would she want to? So she can take up a voluntary position where she spends more time at home than she does at her full-time job, rifling through false "misgender", "transphobia", "ED trigger" and "harassment" reports? I think she'd rather drink her own piss, to be quite frank. Hope this helps Katie!

10.01.2024 01:30:53
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168715
Reputation: 78680
Posts: 2454
Secville
10.01.2024 01:36:00
AuntieLice

KirstyD8 wrote:
People who speak sense. Yay!. Do you guys want to be my friend? Everyone says we already are, should we make it official.
I'm all for it bestie, the only people I distance myself from are the ones who write manifestos about their oppression under a Nazi regime cause their forum post got deleted on ximbo.land


10.01.2024 01:36:00
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950930
Reputation: 112308
Posts: 3408
Atheista
10.01.2024 01:36:15
KatieBoutique

Hi Kirsty.  Check your politics icon.

10.01.2024 01:36:15

KirstyD8
Level 156
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 3022154
Reputation: 345568
Posts: 4843
Freethinkerland
10.01.2024 01:40:19
KirstyD8

Omg, B and AL i'm feeling the love and positivity after all this hate and negativity i've been getting in this thread❤️

No thanks Katie i've had my fill of dealing with whiners. Why dont you run for PB? Don't you want to be the slayest prime bimbo of all time?

10.01.2024 01:40:19
Beautiful in my own way❤️
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950930
Reputation: 112308
Posts: 3408
Atheista
10.01.2024 01:46:35
KatieBoutique

I’ll be running after SweetasNuts finishes his first or second terms.  
I won’t be eligible in this election.
You or Blecky need to run in this election.  Do you know why?
Think about it.  

10.01.2024 01:46:35

5h4d0w
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 52192
Reputation: 18250
Posts: 16
Atheista
10.01.2024 01:47:28
5h4d0w

As someone who's been using the site for a few years: It is deeply fascinating how fast these particular people manage to spiral down in every single thread, because they cannot stop themselves from making this website, it's volunteers, and it's users, look like embarrassments. Personally, I'm hoping the next PB manages to find FP that don't attack its userbase for existing in ways they don't agree with... Sorry they had to step down, but this thread alone reads like proof that a group of 10-year-olds could run this site more maturely and efficiently.

However, I don't hold out much hope. It's pretty obvious by now that things will continue exactly as they have been, and these users will continue to be allowed to turn disagreements about the site into transphobic rants the moment they realize someone in the thread is trans. It's sad, because I really do enjoy playing on this site, and I wish my enjoyment wasn't tarnished by reactionaries.

10.01.2024 01:47:28


KirstyD8
Level 156
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 3022154
Reputation: 345568
Posts: 4843
Freethinkerland
10.01.2024 01:54:09
KirstyD8

Didn't you say you wanted to "put all of you in petri dish and study us" Thats weird.

10.01.2024 01:54:09
Beautiful in my own way❤️
ButterfIy
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 164706
Reputation: 47202
Posts: 2298
Secville
10.01.2024 01:55:32
ButterfIy

The way this reads like a soap opera from the 90s with sad violin music playing in the background. I got a good giggle though, I’ll give you that. The fact that you think the discourse on this site boils solely down to transphobia severely is a state of hyperbole I’d think it impossible to write with a straight face. I’ll give you a cold, hard dose of reality: nobody cares about whether you are trans or not. Not a single soul. Your identity, your being, they are entirely insignificant to strangers online and, of course, in real life.

TL;DR: Truly, nobody gives a single shit that you are a transsexual. Don’t inflate your importance for validation that you won’t receive.

10.01.2024 01:55:32
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
5h4d0w
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 52192
Reputation: 18250
Posts: 16
Atheista
10.01.2024 01:56:43
5h4d0w

[ johk ]
noun

something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.

something that is amusing or ridiculous, especially because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce:



10.01.2024 01:56:43


KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950930
Reputation: 112308
Posts: 3408
Atheista
10.01.2024 01:58:37
KatieBoutique

KirstyD8 wrote:
Didn't you say you wanted to "put all of you in petri dish and study us" Thats weird.
Actually it was really funny, and cute.

10.01.2024 01:58:37

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