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Prosecuted bimbos/himbos:

cheating ring reports

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Posts
19
Created
25.08.2024
Crocheting Bimbo
Level 111
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1091800
Reputation: 193685
Posts: 1765
Freethinkerland
25.08.2024 20:22:42
Crocheting Bimbo

All I can say right now is WOW hope you get this all sorted out Dean.

25.08.2024 20:22:42
I will always let the child in me come out to play.

Behind every good Man is a great Woman telling him how to do it.












Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47860
Reputation: 32509
Posts: 1841
Atheista
25.08.2024 20:35:15
Dean Winchester

yeah me too ugh. also i ask that all xitizens do not send hate or harrass anyone on parody's list of alleged cheating ximbos. the investigation is ongoing, and all ximbos are considered innocent until proven guilty

25.08.2024 20:35:15
Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12706
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
25.08.2024 21:01:54
Slayyyocrates

Dean you are doing well so far.  You warned SANP not to send any more reports.  
I told him the same thing.
Also…anyone who posts any names at all, including the main prep,
Should be thrown in jail immdeiately.

SANP is now in jail for a week.  
Whether or not Halobear should be punished is up to you
But she opened the door on the first page of this topic.
NEVER reveal a case or any part of it until the case is complete and presented.
Leaking just gives the defendants time to … cover their tracks.

Dean…you have about two more days to report your findings.
Katie is considering representing both sides…now that
SANP has decided to violate the rights of as yet unindicted citizens.

.

25.08.2024 21:01:54
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47860
Reputation: 32509
Posts: 1841
Atheista
25.08.2024 21:04:23
Dean Winchester

ill report finding on tits and ass in two days. the cheating ring WILL take at least a week. im sorry that it will take so long but i want to make sure im not prosecuting innocent ximbos. at the time tits and ass was imprisoned so i dont personally see a problem with halo pointing that out.

25.08.2024 21:04:23
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112257
Posts: 3404
Secville
25.08.2024 21:37:41
KatieBoutique

Dean if I was on your staff I would do this entire case for you.
Let’s hope your current staff and you can handle this.
Remember…we are always auditioning in front of The Prime Himbo
Sweetsy.



25.08.2024 21:37:41

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47860
Reputation: 32509
Posts: 1841
Atheista
25.08.2024 21:55:47
Dean Winchester

Is that an application Katie?

25.08.2024 21:55:47
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112257
Posts: 3404
Secville
26.08.2024 17:01:00
KatieBoutique

I have handed off the collection of details to CarCrashBimbo Mino-Spears.
Shes been at it all morning so far.
I believe she is going to make an Excel Spreadsheet.
To be thorough…and Crash is extremely thorough…
It may take her another few days…to pull the hard stuff.
The easy stuff is pulled…

Do not count your chickens before they hatch.
I would not, at this time, use the word “cheating”, to frame this situation.
Just a word of advice…

If you want a crack investigator on your team…offer a position to CarCrashBimbo.
She is way better at it than me at this kind of stuff.

I may well be offering a defense of the accused.

Katherine Madison Boutique, AI, ASC, Ltd.  Bababooie 


26.08.2024 17:01:00

Abu Hamza
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 16074
Reputation: 10529
Posts: 523
Reasonopia
31.08.2024 10:14:53
Abu Hamza

alts have been fighting each other for a while now. they clearly did not finish quran "you shall not cheat in land full of blonde women"... unless there is other issue.

at least jew lawyer katie has it under control as usual

31.08.2024 10:14:53
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12706
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
31.08.2024 15:21:18
Slayyyocrates

Indeed she does Mr. Hamza.

Over cocktails at the the 24/7 bar last night
with our newest Senator, Miss Daphnee Mino
And my favorite bartender Dean Winchester
I ran the philosophical mind calculator
Through its paces
Over this concept of cheating.

Unfortunately, I must have blacked out
Because I remember nothing of those thoughts and musings.
Having just woken up here in my apartment
I have discovered that I am married to Candi Ashlee -

My apologies to Halobear.  I am now bespoken for.

...and Candi is a Police Officer! A COP!  Fate?

I shall take my new wife to Table 7 for some Hook and Ladders
And that sand-boiled coffee that always snaps me back to.

Katie will be there.  I think she wants to discuss Election Strategy with you.

Slayyyocrates
Prime State Minister - Reasonopia
The Sane State

31.08.2024 15:21:18
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

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