Cindy’s Sex Shop: The Series

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27.02.2024 03:36:53
KatieBoutique

I’m thinking this sounds like some kind of tv show…and as the Billboard I see Cindy standing outside her new shop, waiting to welcome new customers inside.  I have one problem: I can’t for the life of me think of what kind of outfit she is wearing.  I should do some sort of contest maybe…but right now I am trying to put out a fire.  

I already know who Cindy’s first customers will be.  Not sure what the scene will entail, but that will come…I think.
I’ll work on a storefront design for now, with just a naked bimbo standing there. 
Maybe someone will post something here in the meantime that will scream (silently/loudly)
“Here I am!  This is Cindy of Cindy’s Sex Shop!  Come on in!”

I can’t imagine what she’s got in some of the backrooms…

27.02.2024 03:36:53
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28.02.2024 22:54:43
CinnamonSugar

Did Cindy open her sex shop from the grave?

28.02.2024 22:54:43
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28.02.2024 23:03:25
KatieBoutique

That's a good question...



28.02.2024 23:03:25
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


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03.03.2024 20:36:12
viscerae

Cindy Bimbo, give us a sign if you're here...


03.03.2024 20:36:12
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04.03.2024 01:21:51
KatieBoutique

I am sitting in my electric Bimbocar outside of Cindy’s Sex Shop, waiting for her to come out and,,,wash the windows?  
The Open sign is on the door, and I think the door is unlocked, because it swings a little bit in and out when the wind gusts.

i think I will exit the little electric clown car of mine and go in and introduce myself.

04.03.2024 01:21:51
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


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05.03.2024 08:24:22
spacesignal

Katie, is there anyone inside? I've been too scared to go in myself. Rumours are that it's haunted...

05.03.2024 08:24:22
fish want to have a beer with me woman want to fix me


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05.03.2024 17:26:42
KatieBoutique

I got out of my bimbocar and headed for the door.
when I got there…the sign had flipped around and said closed.
i pushed on the door and it swung open.
the store inside was…empty.

the was a placard on a bare wall that said “items needed”
I reached into my bag and pulled out this



And put it on a shelf.
im guessing someone wants us to fill the store up with stuff.
Im going to snoop around the back of the store.
there are some doors and a hallway.

ill be here for awhile.

05.03.2024 17:26:42
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


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05.03.2024 22:53:49
viscerae

The doors begin to rattle. For a brief moment, everything goes dark... Until the lights turn on by themselves. Didn't this place have its electricity cut? 

A ghostly apparition flickers looms among the shadows, pouting at the intruders. Who could this possibly be?
 


05.03.2024 22:53:49
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Secville
05.03.2024 23:16:58
Theodora Dee

i just wanted to buy one of those vibrators that synchronize with wicked whims, what have i gotten myself into..................

05.03.2024 23:16:58


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10.03.2024 22:48:47
SweetasNuts fanboy

Don't buy teh vibrators you need to save more for boob job which you desperately need - its 36C minimum

10.03.2024 22:48:47
Teh pink house claimed i was SweetasNuts alt even though my username has fanboy and from different state.  They do not know what they doin.
The clue is in the name - The Fashionable republic of Ximboland. Shut up and buy Ximboland history book!

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