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Cold Case: The Murder of Cindy Bimbo

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81
Created
15.01.2024
Author
Gemima1984
Gemima1984
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Posts: 1984
Atheista
15.01.2024 17:44:27
Gemima1984

We as ximbos have been living in fear, afraid to totter home alone at night in our stilletos when we're finished partying at Memories Cocktail bar. We have watched countless governments' fashion police forces fail to solve a crime which has long haunted Ximboland...  who is the killer who has long evaded too Ximboland law enforcement?!



For too long now, we have lived under the shadow of this heinous crime. We need to re-open this long cold case and find out who murdered Cindy Bimbo!

I will not rest until we find answers, and until sweet Cindy, original and daring, funny and beautiful, has received the justice she so desperately deserves!



We are opening several lines of enquiry and I plead with the general Ximbo population to please comment below if you have any information pertaining to this case! We will not stop until the streets of Ximboland are safe once more!

Have you seen one of the suspects lurking around Ximboland? Have you spotted the weapon anywhere on our streets? Perhaps you know a detective or have a new lead on the case!

(Come be silly with me, if involving another player in the mystery, please do ask their permission first, nobody wants to be framed for murder!)




15.01.2024 17:44:27
Honey Beee
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Secville
15.01.2024 17:46:32
Honey Beee

#JusticeforCindy #KeepBLSafe #InMemoryOf

15.01.2024 17:46:32

Iowa
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Reasonopia
15.01.2024 17:55:46
Iowa

#KeepBimbolandSafe

15.01.2024 17:55:46
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
Gemima1984
Level 111
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 60107
Posts: 1984
Atheista
15.01.2024 18:51:37
Gemima1984

THIS JUST IN!!! After numerous reports IDing a significant person of interest in the case, we did some investigative work into Prime Ximbo Candidate SweetasNuts after several sightings of him at a place of interest in the investigation of the murder of Cindy Bimbo.

Memories cocktail bar and night club

SweetasNuts assured us of the following and suggests we should instead cast our eye on the other Prime Ximbo candidates:

SweetasNuts wrote:
I was shocked to see my name on the line up for a possible murder. I can assure you I have been too busy to be thinking of murdering anyone so it must be one of the other candidates.
We have determined the following:



The plot thickens!


15.01.2024 18:51:37
Honey Beee
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Secville
15.01.2024 23:04:03
Honey Beee

How does one join you investigative party Gemima? I want to know what happened to Cindy!

15.01.2024 23:04:03

Gemima1984
Level 111
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1084790
Reputation: 60107
Posts: 1984
Atheista
15.01.2024 23:08:33
Gemima1984

We are forming the Ximboland Community Investigative Team and we are all inclusive, it's all hands on deck! If you know a detective or have investigative skills then please present them and tell us what you know! We as a community must get to the bottom of this together!

(Just make up anything you want, post it in the thread and from that point it's canon! We must be mindful of red herrings!) 


15.01.2024 23:08:33
PlushKlavier
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Reasonopia
15.01.2024 23:20:40
PlushKlavier

A Detective emerges, intrigued by this open call for justice for the murder victim, Cindy Bimbo. He thought he was alone in this.


For years his leads ran cold and only lead him to dead ends, whenever he felt like he finally came close to the answer, it escaped him just as quickly. This elusive killer is still on the run and Shertley will not rest until they have been caught.

Shertley has a few theories on the motive of the murder:

*Cindy was murdered by a jealous Ximbo for being more fashionable than them
*Cindy was murdered in a robbery-gone-wrong
*Cindy was murdered by a Ximbo in a blind rage after rejecting their advances
All of these theories are boring though, we have to go deeper.

*Cindy was murdered by her ex, SweetasNuts, not willing to accept that she left him
Pointing fingers to her ex is too easy, we have to go even deeper again.

*Cindy was murdered by a spy of the Flatlands, who wanted to frame SweetasNuts due to his ties with Miss Bimbo, making this a politically charged murder
Now this would make things more interesting. A murder in an attempt to throw the political climate of Ximboland in disarray by framing Miss Bimbo’s righthand man, SweetasNuts, thus bringing her trustworthiness and judgement in question by extension. Naturally if this were the case then the spy did a poor job at achieving this goal and poor Cindy has been murdered for nothing.

Maybe this time he’s able to find a breakthrough in the case…


15.01.2024 23:20:40

Honey Beee
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Status: Senator
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Posts: 2706
Secville
15.01.2024 23:29:25
Honey Beee

I heard through the grapevine that Mr. Sweetasnuts lost his shoes during a BRAWL trying to save CINDY!

15.01.2024 23:29:25

bxdcherri
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Posts: 2022
Reasonopia
15.01.2024 23:52:42
bxdcherri

I wonder if this killer is somehow linked to the murder on the PH yacht? Just some… food for thought. Better get Melp in here. Either way, I’m not getting blamed for another murder! 
… has anyone seen my scarf?

15.01.2024 23:52:42

CinnamonSugar
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Freethinkerland
16.01.2024 01:17:09
CinnamonSugar

You may know I am the current proprietor of the Memories Bar and Club. I will help you however I can. 
Perhaps some of my regulars saw something that night.

16.01.2024 01:17:09
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