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Conditional super powers!

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Created
03.05.2019
Author
Bambi Stella
Destiney
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 108911
Reputation: 42088
Posts: 386
Atheista
16.03.2020 03:31:24
Destiney

but you cant produce any plants when season changes
my power is never feeling pain

16.03.2020 03:31:24




mew




DaddyElli
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2091
Reputation: 1965
Posts: 174
Atheista
16.03.2020 03:33:30
DaddyElli

But every other person will feel 2x pain
My power is healing wounds

16.03.2020 03:33:30
Destiney
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 108911
Reputation: 42088
Posts: 386
Atheista
16.03.2020 03:34:19
Destiney

but for every wound you heal you get one
my power is raising the dead

16.03.2020 03:34:19




mew




DaddyElli
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2091
Reputation: 1965
Posts: 174
Atheista
16.03.2020 03:35:11
DaddyElli

But someone else has to die for every life raised
My power is flight

16.03.2020 03:35:11
Destiney
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 108911
Reputation: 42088
Posts: 386
Atheista
16.03.2020 03:44:28
Destiney

but every time you get 10 feet high, you get smacked in the face by a bird
my power is never being smelly

16.03.2020 03:44:28




mew




DaddyElli
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2091
Reputation: 1965
Posts: 174
Atheista
16.03.2020 14:55:26
DaddyElli

But you need to shower three times a day
My power is super strength

16.03.2020 14:55:26
Destiney
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 108911
Reputation: 42088
Posts: 386
Atheista
16.03.2020 16:40:04
Destiney

But you cant carry the lightest things
My power is super hearing

16.03.2020 16:40:04




mew




DaddyElli
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2091
Reputation: 1965
Posts: 174
Atheista
19.03.2020 01:48:41
DaddyElli

But you can't use your other senses
My power is knowing the definition of every word

19.03.2020 01:48:41
Bambi Stella
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 46579
Reputation: 19517
Posts: 185
Freethinkerland
07.06.2020 20:43:08
Bambi Stella

But can never put together a coherent sentence.

My superpower would be to be fluent in every language.

07.06.2020 20:43:08
Dr. Stella :-)
Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209028
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
07.06.2020 20:49:11
Alexstrasza

But talking or writing in any language than your mother tongue gives you a severe and immediate case of explosive diarrhoea. 

My power would be to solve expert sudoku puzzles in 5 minutes.

07.06.2020 20:49:11
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...

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