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Congratulations to President Donald Trump

Posts
45
Created
26.11.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
Dean Winchester
Level 43
Status: Fashion Designer
Sex Appeal: 62905
Reputation: 41256
Posts: 2099
Atheista
01.12.2024 17:31:51
Dean Winchester

Hey guys I showed my conservative dad the trump video and he said trump didn’t need to learn anything about fashion from us because he gets all his stuff custom made. It’s if u were wondering how a conservative who ISNT on the site reacted to this video. 

01.12.2024 17:31:51

Daphnee_Mino
Level 50
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 98512
Reputation: 65416
Posts: 2124
Agnostica
01.12.2024 18:15:13
Daphnee_Mino

Why he had to eat us up like that

01.12.2024 18:15:13

Dean Winchester
Level 43
Status: Fashion Designer
Sex Appeal: 62905
Reputation: 41256
Posts: 2099
Atheista
01.12.2024 18:46:06
Dean Winchester

Bc my dad is a diva he can’t help it

01.12.2024 18:46:06

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 37988702
Reputation: 120183
Posts: 3778
Reasonopia
06.12.2024 03:15:18
KatieBoutique

A Presidential message

Donald Trump
Donald Trump says:
Thank you so much for your tremendous support of Bimbo Pimp! It’s truly fantastic to see strong women uniting for the greater good—just tremendous! The land of Ximboland is in the best hands possible. Together, we’re winning big time! Keep up the great work! ;)
06.12.2024 02:57:05

KatieBoutique
KatieBoutique says:
Mr. President, I am deeply honored.  I will fight for Bimboland and Sweeticus and Miss Bimbo til my dying breath.  


06.12.2024 03:15:18
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Slayyyocrates
Level 63
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 198727
Reputation: 14819
Posts: 984
Reasonopia
06.12.2024 06:07:36
Slayyyocrates

2 more posts deleted, this time rewards posts.  Totally legit, not spam.

Go fuck yourselves you piece of shit assholes.
put me on trial.  You are garbage.

06.12.2024 06:07:36
PXFC Anti-Fashion Theme Assassin.
Use your Referral Links.  Bring new people to Ximboland

“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

tibby
Level 82
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 432976
Reputation: 83300
Posts: 4423
Agnostica
06.12.2024 06:12:02
tibby

i didnt delete the actual reward post, just the spam copy paste ones o7 talk to me when you want to speak like adults katie

06.12.2024 06:12:02
₊˚⊹ ᰔ tibby or ash / any pronouns / 21

₍^. .^₎⟆ ask me about the perks of being a senator ! (there's a ton ~)   
Slayyyocrates
Level 63
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 198727
Reputation: 14819
Posts: 984
Reasonopia
06.12.2024 06:47:52
Slayyyocrates

It wasn’t spam, posting a copy of it here.  It went with the message Katie got right after I sent Bimbo Pimp some diamonds.  
It went hand in hand with that message, and you just fucked me up again.  That was a great FA post for my marketing.

But you don’t seem to get it, you supercilious twat.
Go fuck yourself.  Fuck you and Dean both.  

Once again, I have no screen shot of it.
Now I have to take a screen shot of every gig damn fucking post I make,
because you are too fucking stupid to be Minister of Justice.
I have to screenshot this post too.
Blow it our your ass, cunt.

06.12.2024 06:47:52
PXFC Anti-Fashion Theme Assassin.
Use your Referral Links.  Bring new people to Ximboland

“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Dean Winchester
Level 43
Status: Fashion Designer
Sex Appeal: 62905
Reputation: 41256
Posts: 2099
Atheista
06.12.2024 07:03:58
Dean Winchester

Hey Soc could you please not talk to ur fellow ministers that way it’s highly unprofessional

06.12.2024 07:03:58

SilentlyScreaming
Level 51
Status: Fashion Police
Sex Appeal: 100774
Reputation: 73054
Posts: 10149
Freethinkerland
06.12.2024 15:14:31
SilentlyScreaming

Y'all kind of make and ruin this site at the same time :) Definitely a love hate thing going.

06.12.2024 15:14:31

  

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Favorites List:
(pretty close, but not exact order)
1) Reivalentine               31) ediblesgoats
2) KatieBoutique           32) forestfluff
3) Parker123                    33) sweeteve
4) Shihaya                       34) Garry
5) Bimbo Pimp              35) hardkor_disko
6) Maat                            36) Groco
7) Cunning Luiguist      37) Pixelboy
8) Baby Ditz                   38) I
9) Cat Gender                    39) Lasagna
10) Daphnee_Mino         40) Mona Elizabeth
11) LilStank                   41) PiercedPossum
12) Cyprienne               42) Rott
13) Deoag      43) romantzm is depressing 
14) Waah                       44) Smylarry
15) KristyD8                  45) ValkeriaK
16) Mandaryna             46) Eunyce
17) Muszkadomowa    47) Janeze321
18) I chew water          48) Pet Vicky
19) newjerseydubstep 49) Sandi_Lut
20) Poltergeist          50) DeanWinchester
21) porcelain                 51) Bunni_Lefaye
22) indigodream          52) Tibby
23) xXPast3lGhOstXx 53) Soobin
24) Vermillion              54) Sandy1997
25) Amalthea               55) peachfood 
26) Cain_asagal          56) Eligor
27) antiamodelo        57) Scrinkle_Sparkle 
28) Bambeano           58) alexa pro
29) Xiala            59) TheTimotheeChalagay
30) Corvus                60) Riyaa13
_____________________________
61) Jioma                  91) Antalya
62) Aleya                   92) Australis Borealis
63) Zephy                  93) HayleeBlue
64) XXXbloodybimbo666XXX 94) LillyAnn
65) Viella                  95) dos puntos tres
66) Twoja Stara Oleiagara 96) chewedupcig
67) Strange Snow     97) laura_cat_again
68) Syphiliticwhore 98) TokiKonoe
69) Stickernator       99) GuGuMuMu
70) Spritsy         100) (Literallyanyoneelse)
71) Spacesignal     101) HexKitty
72) space_pirate666  102) Maxpein
73) Slasherslvt       103) Midnight Kitten
74) NICHE SYNDROME 104) Most Fuckable
75) peeslurper69   105) mommymilkers01
76) mxddieluvsdrugz 106) oedipussy
77) mebbert       107) Nyx the night nymph
78) Mbbybbby           108) Lyah
79) Kayile          109) Strawberry Shortbake 
80) KaiVamp             110) CinnamonSugar
81) Jake Gyllenhaal  111) Prinzessin Sisi
82) Heydi                    112) Sosupatr
83) GarbageCalix      113) Semondemon
84) Drentora Donique 114) psychObambi
85) Dande                  115) Kamijo
86) Kandi Bardot      116) NightBlossom
87) m0llyr0xy            117) tarantulas
88) Yuren                118) 5h4dOw
89) Blecky89             119) justicee
90) Crocheting Bimbo 120) cannabisbimbo
 
D
on't Like The Screamy List :(
Spiffyfunpants
Katrynah
cvntcreature
Parmesan
Daisydear
Roachmilk
moonflower
elektraes
viscerae
Heartworm
MissMarx 
Teally
ladabunni
LoveSoldier
Miruu 
BunnyWunny77
Pollyx
 

Who The Screamy Don't Like:
Spiffyfunpants Why? She blocked me for a reasonable reason, in fact she was the voice of reason, as to why I use my alt votes the way I do today, but proceeded to steal my kitty immediately after, and I'm petty like that lol.
MissMarx Why? Basically said I shouldn't be a parent. Obviously offensive. Fuck You Also, to anyone who agrees.
Katrynah WhySpiteful he-bitch, only votes against me. Created multiple accounts to attack me.
ladabunni Why? Bashed me for being a real life mom and playing ximboland. Said I "spread hate", failing to see she is exactly why I made these lists.
Daisydear Why? Used an alt account to vote against me, long after she blocked me first.
LoveSoldier Why? Blocked me, called me annoying, yet every post she xeets are literally lame, at least mine are funny and have merit.
Miruu Why? Messaged me with a lame ass excuse to block me. Only had her on my list out of curiosity to that group of friends anyway, but hey, if you want shit between us you got it ":D"
Pollyx Why? Blatantly justified Telling others "you should die."

Who I Blocked:
Parmesan Reason: Purposefully Vile
Katrynah Reason: Always votes against me
Darkest_our_H Reason: Katrynah.
Marked_argo Reason: Katrynah.
Bblondee Reason: Katrynah.
Silently_Screaming Reason: Katrynah.
Daisydisagreeable Reason: Daisydear
Daisydearie Reason: Daisydear
FondnessWarrior Reason: LoveSoldier
AffectionFighter Reason: LoveSoldier
BunnyWunny77 Reason: Always votes against me, if you don't like me, fine, don't attack me.
Wiruu Reason: Likely a Miruu Alt.
Castiel The Angel Reason: Miruu.
Pollyx Reason: Twists words around to justify telling people "you should die", Disgraceful.

Who Blocked Me:
Spiffyfunpants Reason: Hater Nation
Roachmilk Reason: N/A
Daisydear Reason: She said "You'll live."
cvntcreature Reason: dumb bitch cunt
moonflower Reason: N/A
elektraes Reason: N/A
viscerae Reason: N/A
*Asked Not Be Named* Reason: unblocked me, to ask not to be named on my profile and stated that 'they have nothing against me personally'...o_O? Doesn't really make sense to me
Darkest_our_H Reason: "weird bitch"
bleedariver Reason: "Strange individual"
Teally Reason: Bully
ladabunni Reason: She said "Cope" ??
LoveSoldier Reason: "you kind of annoy me and i dont like seeing you under my xeets"
Miruu Reason: "hi there screamy, is there any chance u could unfollow me/avoid replying to my xeets? i can't block bc you're fp and frankly im more than aware of how useless that feature is. i dont like some of the stuff u said and would rather not interact. have a nice day"

-Eye Roll-

It's crazy too, because my existence on this site literally affected none of you.

Define: Hater Nation
Ximbos/Himbos/Theys I personally deam, fake, and/or non-friendly, and/or will not like you because they don't like anyone, and/or rabid, for your protection.

Hater Nation:
Spiffyfunpants
Katrynah
cvntcreature
Parmesan
Daisydear
Daisydisagreeable 
Daisydearie
Darkest_our_H
Marked_argo
Bblondee
Silently_Screaming
ladabunni
LoveSoldier
FondnessWarrior
AffectionFighter
Miruu
Pollyx

More Officials To Be Elected.

Chronic LEFT Voters:
Spiffyfunpants
spacesignal (debates)
Tinna83
Sweetycat
axilya
viscerae (debates)
Storm1g (debates)

Chronic RIGHT Voters:
liveangel (debates)


March 6th, 2025
The Day I Jailed Miruu For Telling Me To Kill Myself 

Vote NO Pollyx! Encourages (Suicide) Cyberbullying!

Vote NO Katrynah! A GROWN MAN PRETENDING TO BE A WOMAN *Gags*
(Not the same as trans, trans isn't deceitful)






ClassyBimbo
Level 21
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6569
Reputation: 2530
Posts: 94
Reasonopia
08.12.2024 17:44:39
ClassyBimbo

So I see what's happening now...

Fashion Police Mailman says: Your post
Dean Winchester wrote: (original post HERE)Hey Soc could you please not talk to ur fellow ministers that way it’s highly unprofessionalas Dean Winchester takes another shit, this time on top of Table 7: : " ...a turd phases into...
has been deleted from topic
Congratulations to President Donald Trump

Reason:
wrong thread, please repost to the correct conversation


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08.12.2024 17:44:39
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
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