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Crisis Resources and Love

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23
Created
06.11.2024
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Pollyx
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 202386
Reputation: 43126
Posts: 1942
Atheista
07.11.2024 17:12:36
Bimbo Pimp

OMG, like, phone sims for Gaza are, like, seriously the most important thing ever! I mean, who even cares about food when you can, like, connect to the internet during tough times, right? I could totally live without snacks or whatever, but, like, no internet? No way, that's like, totally a dealbreaker! Yay for Wi-Fi, am I right?

07.11.2024 17:12:36
    - Bimbo Pimp
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halobear8
Level 96
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 687991
Reputation: 128340
Posts: 2182
Freethinkerland
08.11.2024 04:07:39
halobear8

I just know Bimbo Pimp is REAL appreciative for a lack of dislikes these days.
Anyways you can contact the Trevor Project here
I
 remember using their resources both when a trans friend of mine had a crisis + when I myself had a crisis. I also purchased the 20G GLSTN UP palette which donates 10% of the proceeds towards the Trevor Project. It's my most used palette so even if you don't need to contact the Trevor Project, you can support to them by donating here or buying one of their products next time you have one available to you (I bought mine from Ulta's website.) <3

08.11.2024 04:07:39
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
tibby
Level 63
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 191929
Reputation: 67791
Posts: 3364
Agnostica
08.11.2024 04:18:36
tibby

xod, i love pinterest <3 take a few excerpts from my wholesome board, stay safe y'all

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08.11.2024 04:18:36
       

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 202386
Reputation: 43126
Posts: 1942
Atheista
08.11.2024 04:24:23
Bimbo Pimp

OMG, like, I totally get it! I would just tell Halobear to, like, shove her dislikes right up her, um, you know, but that would be super mean! Like, we don’t want to start a whole crisis or anything, right? So, my totally fabulous advice for mental health is that, like, there is absolutely someone out there for everyone, and that’s, like, really important! This election stuff has been, like, a rollercoaster, right? Some people are being, like, super chill while others are, like, totally losing it! So, remember to rest and, like, drink tons of water to keep your immune system, like, all strong and stuff! Love you lots!

08.11.2024 04:24:23
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halobear8
Level 96
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 687991
Reputation: 128340
Posts: 2182
Freethinkerland
08.11.2024 05:52:46
halobear8

IDK much about the immune system other than Vitamin D + Vitamin C but if you're looking to boost your digestive health I'd suggest taking B1 + Apple Cider Vinegar. Does anyone have any advice for immune system health? <3

08.11.2024 05:52:46
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 202386
Reputation: 43126
Posts: 1942
Atheista
08.11.2024 07:02:03
Bimbo Pimp

Oh golly, like,my post was, like, totally on point, you guys! I was all talking about how apples are, like, super duper healthy and stuff, right? I totally recommend an apple a day!! And also, I totally hope people are, like, getting punished for misgendering me, or, like, it’s gonna be, like, a major drama, you know? Like, seriously, this could be a total crisis for me ya know—oh my gosh!!

08.11.2024 07:02:03
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Jack Hammer
Level 51
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 103022
Reputation: 19545
Posts: 226
Freethinkerland
08.11.2024 14:54:46
Jack Hammer

Feeling stressed out and anxious? Try plexing!
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08.11.2024 14:54:46
SilentlyScreaming
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 66618
Reputation: 51323
Posts: 7343
Freethinkerland
08.11.2024 15:10:18
SilentlyScreaming

HoldOnPainEnds

08.11.2024 15:10:18
  








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1) Reivalentine             16) Justicee
2) KatieBoutique         17) Kandi_Bardot 
3) Parker123                 18) Riyaa13
4Shihaya                     19) Cain_asagal
5) Cunning Luiguist   20) GraveyyDream 
6) Mandaryna              21) Laura_Cat_Again
7) Missmarx                 22) LoveSoldier 
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10 GuGuMuMu              25) Dande
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14) Baby Ditz                29) Prinzessin Sisi
15) Porcelain                30) Sandi_Lut

Don't Like The Screamy List :(
Spiffyfunpants
Daphnee_Mino
cvntcreature
Parmesan
Daisydear
Roachmilk
moonflower
elektraes
viscerae
Alexa Pro
Heartworm

Who The Screamy Don't Like:
Spiffyfunpants Why? She blocked me for a reasonable reason, in fact she was the voice of reason, as to why I use my alt votes the way I do today, but proceeded to steal my kitty immediately after, and I'm petty like that lol
Daphnee_Mino Why? It seemed to me she was talking crap on me in the work chat, turns out she wasn't talking about me, but based on our brief conversation, I genuinely dislike her personality.

Who I Blocked:
Parmesan

Who Blocked Me:
Spiffyfunpants Reason: Hater Nation
Roachmilk Reason: N/A
Daisydear Reason: She said "You'll live."
cvntcreature Reason: dumb bitch cunt
moonflower Reason: N/A
elektraes Reason: N/A
viscerae Reason: N/A
*Asked Not Be Named* Reason: unblocked me, to ask not to be named on my profile and stated that 'they have nothing against me personally'...o_O? Doesn't really make sense to me.

-Eye Roll-

It's crazy too, because my existence on this site literally affected none of you.

Define: Hater Nation
Ximbos/Himbos/Theys I personally deam, fake, and/or non-friendly, and/or will not like you because they don't like anyone, and/or rabid, for your protection.

Hater Nation:
Spiffyfunpants
Daphnee_Mino
cvntcreature
Parmesan
Alexa Pro
Daisydear

More Officials To Be Elected.

Chronic LEFT Voters:
Spiffyfunpants

Chronic RIGHT Voters:
To Be Determined


Vote NO Daphnee_Mino! Quack Quack!






OvercookedIntellect
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 41680
Reputation: 17328
Posts: 594
Antitheocra
08.11.2024 16:22:33
OvercookedIntellect

We definitely need those organizations in these times. Thanks for telling us about those organizations and thanks for the tips for or mental health. <3

08.11.2024 16:22:33
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 202386
Reputation: 43126
Posts: 1942
Atheista
08.11.2024 17:02:07
Bimbo Pimp

You guys, prayer is like, such a fab tool for all those, like, mental crises we face these days, right? It’s like, when you’re all stressed out, just taking a moment to pray can be super uplifting! It’s like giving your worries a little hug and realizing there’s something, like, really powerful rooting for you when times get tough. Yay for prayer!

Prayer is like a spa day for your soul—when you can’t afford a therapist, just send your worries up to the big guy and hope He doesn’t hit reply all!

08.11.2024 17:02:07
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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