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Cryptic Cryptid Lottery ¿?

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33
Created
08.08.2023
Author
Melpomene

Poll: What's your favorite iconic cryptid?

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Murphy
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Antitheocra
10.08.2023 01:40:51
Murphy

I enjoy cryptids like scorned/sad women. Woman in White, there's a Japanese lady with only a head and she eats you or something, and an Irish (I think) one who lives near a lake who looks normal but then she turns around and you can see her spine. Idk any lonely lady I'm super drawn to, I'm sure there's some in most countries 

10.08.2023 01:40:51
princesspixie
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Atheista
10.08.2023 20:07:08
princesspixie

I'm back with another cryptid from Oregon: Colossal Claude ! This creature was spotted at least 4 times in the Columbia River throughout the 1930s. Claude was said to be about 40 feet long, with a serpentine tail but the head of a horse, giraffe, or camel. One sighting also mentioned specifically how it was hairy :0 what the heck could Claude actually be !

10.08.2023 20:07:08

Snoots Diablo
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Antitheocra
12.08.2023 12:43:43
Snoots Diablo

My favorite cryptid is Mothman, and one of my favorite facts is there's actually a Mothman statue for him in Point Pleasant, West Virginia, USA, which was unveiled in 2003 and has quickly become a world-famous cryptid landmark.

12.08.2023 12:43:43
g0ose_lord
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Agnostica
13.08.2023 12:03:04
g0ose_lord

The Florida Skunk Ape

Also known as the "swamp Sasquatch" It is commonly smelt before seen, with a disgusting rotting eggs odour. Sightings heightened in the 1970's when residential construction encroached on their habitat. legend also states it was cannibalistic. There have been multiple Skunk Ape sightings in Palm Beach, Hernando, Pasco, Monroe and Collier Counties. Many researchers believe that Skunk Apes are the descendants of orangutans that escaped from traveling circuses that frequented Florida during the mid-20th century.
https://www.westpalmbeach.com/the-skunk-ape/ contains info on the skunk ape and also a couple interesting stories :]


13.08.2023 12:03:04

princesspixie
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Atheista
13.08.2023 17:16:54
princesspixie

Back with another Oregon cryptid (I miss living there if you couldn't tell lol), this time it's the Gumberoo! A gumberoo is said to look like a hairless bear. They're always hungry, making them aggressive, and they're freaking bulletproof!! Their weakness is fire, and something about their skin makes them super combustible, and this weakness is one reason that lumberjacks offer up as a cause of forest fires. The fact that they explode into flames is also a reason that they're so rare to find lmao! 

13.08.2023 17:16:54

g0ose_lord
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Agnostica
15.08.2023 23:44:24
g0ose_lord

The Yowie
The Australian Big-foot. The creature has been evident throughout the centuries of Aboriginal oral history and reported sightings continue today. The Kuku Yalanji tribe of far north Queensland claim that they long co-existed with the Yowie, though it has reportedly attacked them on more than one occasion. There are 2 types of Yowie, one that can grow to 10 ft tall and others only to 5 ft or less. They have copper coloured fur and are usually shy. Some believe it was an early hominid that 'went extinct' along with Australian mega-fauna. 


15.08.2023 23:44:24

zotagada
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Agnostica
20.08.2023 07:15:45
zotagada

Champ, a lake monster from lake Champlain, Over the years, there have been over 300 reported sightings of Champ. He was first spotted in the early 1600s. And had been elusive since.

20.08.2023 07:15:45



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g0ose_lord
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Agnostica
20.08.2023 09:20:13
g0ose_lord

The Beast of Bray Road, is the name given to a wolf-like creature allegedly reported to have been witnessed in or near Elkhorn, Walworth County and Wisconsin. The Beast of Bray Road is often described by alleged witnesses as large, between 6 feet (1.8 m) and 7 feet (2.1 m) tall, with a humanoid style body, covered in fur or hair, and with a head resembling a wolf and large, glowing red or orange eyes. The creature was allegedly first sighted in 1936. In the 1980s, several alleged witnesses reported the beast had made contact with their vehicles, leaving long scratch marks on doors and trunks of vehicles. Sightings also have been reported during daylight hours, with several witnesses stating they observed an unusually large wolf-like creature running on all fours through corn fields. One witness stated she hit something while crossing Bray Road. Animal mutilations have also been reported in the area around Bray Road with animal remains, including deer and livestock, partially eaten with specific organs removed from the animal carcasses.

20.08.2023 09:20:13

Melpomene
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Antitheocra
22.08.2023 19:04:52
Melpomene


22.08.2023 19:04:52

Furiously drawing new designs 

Melpomene
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Antitheocra
22.08.2023 19:07:44
Melpomene

Ellie100200 received a Prize for Contest.

150 Ximbo Dollars

For introducing me to the wonderful squank, who I also adore now

22.08.2023 19:07:44

Furiously drawing new designs 

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