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DATING SUCKS

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19
Created
06.05.2023
GoldenGirlGabby
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26303
Reputation: 13715
Posts: 256
Reasonopia
06.05.2023 23:33:04
GoldenGirlGabby

lets all vent together lmfao

06.05.2023 23:33:04
i typically try to vote 5:4 but if the outfit is shitting on yours forget it
Katrynah
Level 248
Status: Fashion Designer
Sex Appeal: 13783985
Reputation: 308217
Posts: 3331
Secville
08.05.2023 04:13:28
Katrynah

literally stopped dating this year no joke. its so stressful trying to set up dates, manage the courting rituals, and also have a life. dating apps are addicting and real life setups are how you get a blind date with a republican, so i just dont even both anymore lol

08.05.2023 04:13:28
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yazabelle
Level 65
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 213044
Reputation: 63629
Posts: 1554
Atheista
08.05.2023 06:30:05
yazabelle

I have never been on a real date- and reading this forum, I can't wait! ;)

08.05.2023 06:30:05
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Candytears
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 21348
Reputation: 9491
Posts: 39
Antitheocra
08.05.2023 08:36:39
Candytears

I have a ton of thoughts with my current relationship. I mean I love him but my god he gets on my nerves

08.05.2023 08:36:39
StrangeKindOfWoman
Level 94
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 656836
Reputation: 129235
Posts: 365
Antitheocra
11.05.2023 11:54:10
StrangeKindOfWoman

Being on a date is one of my nightmare scenarios

11.05.2023 11:54:10
I am always stressed out by not knowing how to act like a normal person
pastasalad
Level 13
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 1692
Reputation: 1597
Posts: 14
Atheista
11.05.2023 19:37:35
pastasalad

meeting someone from a dating app is so underwhelming!!!!! turns out - its just a man :///////

11.05.2023 19:37:35
oreko
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13565
Reputation: 9774
Posts: 140
Atheista
11.05.2023 19:38:34
oreko

jasons trying to change your mind


11.05.2023 19:38:34

luminousribbon
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7516
Reputation: 4681
Posts: 15
Secville
12.05.2023 01:02:34
luminousribbon

Haven't used any dating apps myself and glad I haven't, because they're a total mess based off what my friends have told me. Dating sounds kind of fun, you get to meet all sorts of people and experience new stuff but also really exhausting since you keep having to put yourself out there and always have to present your best self to attract people. Glad I never really had to go through that myself. 

12.05.2023 01:02:34
dickbug
Level 95
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 668313
Reputation: 32482
Posts: 282
Atheista
12.05.2023 01:59:05
dickbug

LMFAO
oreko
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jasons trying to change your mind



12.05.2023 01:59:05
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hotpinkminiskirt555
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11094
Reputation: 7820
Posts: 130
Secville
12.05.2023 02:00:33
hotpinkminiskirt555

I wish It was fun and straightforward, go somewhere with someone and thats that. I'd prefer if I were seeing a guy, they'd arrange more dates since i think its more masculine and shows that they are interested, but maybe its just my luck but most guys im around and find are just weird, manipulative or have some kind of incel thing going on in one way or another. I simply dont have enough experience ughhh

12.05.2023 02:00:33
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