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188
Created
01.07.2016
Author
anunitum
Phuckinbimbo
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1731
Reputation: 1903
Posts: 1227
Freethinkerland
24.07.2016 05:00:17
Phuckinbimbo

worst: my neighbor's tree caught on fire during that horrible thunderstorm with straight line winds that ripped through a few hours ago.
best: it saved Kathie from having her asshole ripped wide open tonight

24.07.2016 05:00:17
One can not feel when they have no soul.





Sylphaen
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1091
Reputation: 1648
Posts: 1135
Reasonopia
24.07.2016 12:00:02
Sylphaen

best: beach with my guests and my ex
worst: that cocktail was a bit sour

24.07.2016 12:00:02
anunitum
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14821
Reputation: 4545
Posts: 3243
Secville
26.07.2016 15:18:25
anunitum

worst: Being away from home for few days and returning to find out my brother has made a quite mess here
best: He has finally started to look for a place of his own (to find it may take a while though)

26.07.2016 15:18:25
kathiegym
Level 94
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 647183
Reputation: 89358
Posts: 5369
Agnostica
27.07.2016 01:16:44
kathiegym

Anunitum, I dont know why boys are so dirty haha, my brother does the same....
worst: suffering a light arritmia today
best: receving the visit of 4 friends plus my boyfriend... I didnt expect it, and I am not in hospital, I am at home happy and safe.

27.07.2016 01:16:44
LOVE YOURSELF
anunitum
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14821
Reputation: 4545
Posts: 3243
Secville
27.07.2016 09:13:08
anunitum

^Well I`m not much better than him. I can make a good mess here too. But I`d be glad if he`d moved, because we`ve been living together for few years now and sometimes the rooms are just not enough for us two.
Arritimia? That`s annoying. I sometimes get palpitaton/too fast pulse and it`s not cool. They`ve run some tests but found nothing yet. 








27.07.2016 09:13:08
AnaisLuna
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1251142
Reputation: 162318
Posts: 1138
Secville
27.07.2016 09:39:26
AnaisLuna

Yesterday. Best thing: going to shopping Worst: dont' find my footnumber of a pair of shoes i liked

27.07.2016 09:39:26
BrunetteBimbo
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9868
Reputation: 5095
Posts: 1307
Freethinkerland
27.07.2016 15:51:07
BrunetteBimbo

kathiegym wrote:
Anunitum, I dont know why boys are so dirty haha, my brother does the same....
worst: suffering a light arritmia today
best: receving the visit of 4 friends plus my boyfriend... I didnt expect it, and I am not in hospital, I am at home happy and safe.
You know if I lived closer, I would have visited to you too!! Take care, Kate

27.07.2016 15:51:07
Keep your enemies close....
maniatica
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8086
Reputation: 8943
Posts: 3620
Atheista
01.08.2016 09:37:17
maniatica

yesterday:

best: hearing a really good recital about anarchy in relationships
worst: cramps

01.08.2016 09:37:17

kathiegym
Level 94
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 647183
Reputation: 89358
Posts: 5369
Agnostica
01.08.2016 13:32:29
kathiegym

Maniatica, are you eating enough lastly? Or the cramps came because of jumping in the recital?

Best: spending my weekend with a couple of friends and my boyfriend at home, it was really funny.
Worst: we drunk too much...,

01.08.2016 13:32:29
LOVE YOURSELF
maniatica
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8086
Reputation: 8943
Posts: 3620
Atheista
01.08.2016 15:51:41
maniatica

today:
best - a lot of sleep and hang out
worst - have to manage a friends bar tonight and will miss a meeting because of that

01.08.2016 15:51:41

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