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Do you masturbate?

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Created
24.02.2018
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gona
gona
Level 7
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Posts: 7
Reasonopia
24.02.2018 12:29:07
gona

I do sometimes

24.02.2018 12:29:07
DeeDee88
Level 84
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Freethinkerland
24.02.2018 23:11:31
DeeDee88

hehe...i guess 99% of all people do it:) it is fun and makes the stress go away:)

24.02.2018 23:11:31
"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, but i'm not sure about the universe yet."
Pia Margrethe
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Atheista
29.03.2018 17:55:09
Pia Margrethe

Doesn't everyone?
A personal anecdote: When I was 7 (første klasse på Folkeskole) or so, I used to sit with my foot tucked under me and kind of bounce on my heel while doing my lessons. It felt... well... you know. Anyway, one day I had what I think may have been my first orgasm and fell out of my chair. My teacher was terribly concerned and I didn't have the language to explain and ... anyway, I got sent to the school nurse.
I also taught the other girls in my class. Imagine being a teacher and looking out at a group of 12 or 15 blissed out girls all bouncing up and down in their seats!

29.03.2018 17:55:09
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
DeeDee88
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Freethinkerland
29.03.2018 19:01:11
DeeDee88

that is a cute story:)

29.03.2018 19:01:11
"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, but i'm not sure about the universe yet."
Hypnotica
Level 24
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 92
Freethinkerland
30.03.2018 01:01:20
Hypnotica

I Do. At LEAST Two Times A Day (Depending On What I Got Going On) And Always Before I'm About To Leave The House For Too Long. Never Know When The Mood Will Strike.

30.03.2018 01:01:20
"Well, yes, I guess you're right. I don't have sob stories like all of you. I could sit here and complain how our mom liked Zuko more than me, but I don't really care. My own mother... thought I was a monster... She was right, of course, but it still hurt."
Carmel
Level 41
Status: Citizen
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Secville
30.03.2018 21:46:54
Carmel

Oh my gosh yes I do. I don't think I even know how dirty I really am. Maybe I received a guys brain because I think or fantasize about sex all day which makes me want to masturbate. Lately I have been daydreaming about my next door neighbor. He sits out in his enclosed porch smoking and I can see the light of the cigarette from my bedroom window I like to stand at the window and undress when I know he's out there. I play with tits and touch myself. I want to walk over one night in only my underwear and give him a lap dance until I can feel what he's working with and I want to suck him and ride him until I cream all over him. I have to talk to my husband first cause maybe we can make a group thing. I always wanted to have my holes filled maybe he will grant me this wish. I love talking about sex and having sex and I love the man I married because he is BLESSED in the tool department and likes to watch while I take a shower and we masturbate me in the shower or the bath and him peeking through the door.

30.03.2018 21:46:54
Esuna
Level 46
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Posts: 585
Reasonopia
30.03.2018 22:59:54
Esuna

^ Definetly not a male brain thing. I think women have just been taught to surpress their sexuality or to hide it. I know so many females who won't even admit that they masturbate xD.

30.03.2018 22:59:54
 Very busy with school at the moment, so temporary hiatus D:.
Carmel
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 52655
Reputation: 26685
Posts: 211
Secville
31.03.2018 03:46:42
Carmel

I love it. It relaxes me and I right now I'm pregnant with twins and hornier than I have ever been in my entire life. My husband is running a transportation business so I have a lot of time in my hands all alone a girl has got to have some fun.

31.03.2018 03:46:42
Mulan
Level 9
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 1
Antitheocra
31.03.2018 16:03:16
Mulan

Do you ever get so bored you're like "Guess I'll masturbate"

31.03.2018 16:03:16
longlegs1998
Level 69
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Posts: 1083
Freethinkerland
31.03.2018 20:48:57
longlegs1998

Whenever I'm in the mood and my SO isn't around. It's a lot of fun when you enjoying what you're doing and have fun with it as well ;) The best times are when me and my SO can do it together. <3

31.03.2018 20:48:57
 "There are no good girls gone wrong- just bad girls found out." -Mae West

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