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Does anyone here actually play basketball?

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19.03.2020
Joanna Gaga
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 35883
Reputation: 20340
Posts: 13
Atheista
17.04.2023 20:14:34
Joanna Gaga

I used to play Baskettball and I think it's the one sport I played the longest since i've been in so many teams but as it turns out: i just hate every sport there is

17.04.2023 20:14:34

Violetta_
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6206
Reputation: 3877
Posts: 20
Atheista
14.05.2023 12:50:55
Violetta_

I do not - everyone I've met who plays basketball irl are arseholes so it ruined it for me

14.05.2023 12:50:55
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groco
Level 62
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 182145
Reputation: 68127
Posts: 416
Atheista
15.05.2023 05:17:00
groco

I've never really liked it, even though I took summer classes at the ymca as a kid with friends (and didn't really like it then). I much prefer soccer and hockey (probably not a coincidence that I'm also better at those than basketball)

15.05.2023 05:17:00
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J43
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2952
Reputation: 2447
Posts: 16
Atheista
02.10.2023 21:28:22
J43

I do, i've been playing basketball almost everyday since 6th grade (im in college now). Gotta love dunking balls into holes LMAO

02.10.2023 21:28:22
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multiorgasmika
Level 26
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 13212
Reputation: 8152
Posts: 100
Atheista
13.10.2023 03:58:59
multiorgasmika

basketball is an extinct sport

13.10.2023 03:58:59
FemboyHypno
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11777
Reputation: 10371
Posts: 22
Atheista
18.10.2023 14:05:35
FemboyHypno

i dont play but my family is involved in the local basketball community, the team my family plays for was named after my grandpa after he passed

18.10.2023 14:05:35
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MissxKota
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5096
Reputation: 4532
Posts: 189
Atheista
06.11.2023 08:05:22
MissxKota

I used to when I was younger but I haven’t in forever my brother kinda ruined it for me

06.11.2023 08:05:22

lana del rage
Level 48
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 84046
Reputation: 38118
Posts: 164
Atheista
06.11.2023 20:09:03
lana del rage

I could never because I'm not only incredbly not athletic but also short af lmaooo

06.11.2023 20:09:03
aphrodyke
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 71580
Reputation: 18657
Posts: 130
Atheista
18.11.2023 00:30:56
aphrodyke

im so short that playing basketball is wildly embarrassing for me lol

18.11.2023 00:30:56

xXpussy_wizardXx
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 53132
Reputation: 9185
Posts: 33
Atheista
20.11.2023 06:21:33
xXpussy_wizardXx

i used to play when i was a kid! but i haven't played in years

20.11.2023 06:21:33

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