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Does anyone here actually play basketball?

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19.03.2020
Johana567
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 76650
Reputation: 40752
Posts: 368
Atheista
10.12.2020 03:19:03
Johana567

Never in my life

10.12.2020 03:19:03
Joha <3
Cock Ring
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17618
Reputation: 10376
Posts: 99
Atheista
10.12.2020 06:32:08
Cock Ring

idk if anybody here has seen the movie but I’m a cheerleader but there’s this one scene where twinks have to play football and they all scamper fruitily away from the ball with their little limp wrists up in the air... that’s how I feel. it’s gonna be a no from me re: basketball fhjfkfkfk I’m just a communist

10.12.2020 06:32:08

sacred
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 50905
Reputation: 25606
Posts: 49
Antitheocra
10.12.2020 15:44:41
sacred

whats that?

10.12.2020 15:44:41
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alchaten
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1764
Reputation: 1494
Posts: 6
Atheista
11.12.2020 19:37:42
alchaten

whats basketball 

11.12.2020 19:37:42
 
oswald
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9792
Reputation: 6709
Posts: 15
Atheista
12.12.2020 05:50:43
oswald

i've never played basketball before 

12.12.2020 05:50:43
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vampyy
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12161
Reputation: 9994
Posts: 37
Atheista
17.12.2020 05:15:46
vampyy

i used to, for 7 years :3 . i b ballin 

17.12.2020 05:15:46
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meooww, vampyy 

Uriel Core
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14044
Reputation: 9550
Posts: 19
Atheista
17.12.2020 08:47:30
Uriel Core

I used to and I don't even know why I got bullied by shorties about it.

17.12.2020 08:47:30

bigiron
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 881650
Reputation: 162505
Posts: 1342
Atheista
08.01.2021 05:15:18
bigiron

not on a team or anything but ive played from time to time

08.01.2021 05:15:18

Katja Von Muschi
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16058
Reputation: 10498
Posts: 101
Atheista
10.01.2021 03:16:56
Katja Von Muschi

I did once, back in the fifth grade I think. I mostly sat on the bench tho. The only time I attempted a shot I actually made it. Too bad it was in a game we were already winning so it didn’t matter much lol

10.01.2021 03:16:56

emiriehastings
Level 23
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 86
Atheista
11.01.2021 01:13:05
emiriehastings

my sister does! 

11.01.2021 01:13:05

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