Election reminder - 1/5/2026

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SweetasNuts
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Freethinkerland
02.05.2026 13:33:03
Myzal

Lol, this whole shitshow of a site, just lol. 

Some of you are earnestly trying to talk sense into an actually mentally ill person who's in bed with the owner and has nothing but contempt for you.

…because nobody wants to run for office, or spend any money here.

And that tactic got you me.  I knew it would happen like that!

I mean it's right out in the open now. This was an intentional planned thing to wring more money out of all of you and to get you all desperate to compete with the chief whale in the harem. 

I personally hope you won't let it succeed. Have a little more respect for yourselves. 

02.05.2026 13:33:03
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Freethinkerland
02.05.2026 13:47:55
Blazzze

Slay is just jerking his micropeen to all this bitching and power holding and banning while frenching Chris. Myzal is right, dude's too far gone and there's no use trying to reason with him.

Don't give these freaks money, y'all. I can't believe Tibby put up with you lot that long.

02.05.2026 13:47:55

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Freethinkerland
02.05.2026 14:08:30
Enterpride

Damn, I checked back into this thread and we really gotta thank Walt Disney for bringing the villain monologue into pop culture so you can spot the crazies even quicker


02.05.2026 14:08:30
I think I told you I'm a lover, not a fighter
After loving me, she said she couldn't love another
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Freethinkerland
02.05.2026 15:01:57
LittleMissRachie

you thank tibby but let her sit in jail, and refuse to pay her. disgraceful.
i sure was spending money, until now. respond to my email and cancel my senatorship chris. 

02.05.2026 15:01:57
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Agnostica
02.05.2026 15:28:52
makingonepost

Good morning Katie,
I’d just like to say one thing, then you can jail me again.

Please read The “Making this clear” post in the Ximboland news tab. It’s the last post by Mister Tib. 
I tried to open up the PH office so that you’d have a smooth transition. You can see that in the fact that I removed every minister I could, including the Fashion Police. I was unable to resign from MoJ and was also unable to remove myself as a minister. I also tried to resign from PX but was unable to. I don’t get emails from Ximboland for the Tibby account because it broke some time ago. I only received the Mister Tib jailing message and that was

Get out of my office

I was planning on taking a hiatus anyways. It doesn’t matter much at the end of the day whether you keep me jailed or not. It’s your term, your rules, even if I don’t personally understand them.  But please be aware that I did not sabotage your term, I tried to help. 

Thanks and bye !
Tibby


for the record, don’t trust any other account claiming to be me after this post. I realize now it’d be pretty damn easy to fake being me lol

02.05.2026 15:28:52
Prime Ximbo

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Freethinkerland
02.05.2026 18:00:57
Slayyyocrates

Tibby you are in jail for the "Katie Blocks" and the Free Palestine Banner
which you wore proudly once again the second you jailed all of my characters for 30 days on April 5.  
You set the precedent for a few things that are going to continue.
Now where is it in the shops?  The FREE PALEsTINE BANNER
You uploaded it to the shops without assigning a category to it, making it invisible to e4veryone but you.

Slayyyocrates

Someone find it and post it here.

02.05.2026 18:00:57
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z9g0cBTetww?si=YpVc-H7tOLq8dRg0
I’m not falling for Katherine’s BimboTech eyeball crap…
———*******zzzaaaaaaaap*******———+
Prime Ximbo

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Freethinkerland
02.05.2026 18:07:42
Slayyyocrates

The PB back end and shop tools are in need of repair from my lover Teh President.  Let me see if I can wake him:

"Honey, SAN darling, can you get those two jailed creeps out of my office please?"

You people are amazing.  You all hang yourselves for me.  Obey Captain Screamy and "(the fake) Katie for now.
To all citizens:  if you have been blocked, DM me a copy of the block notice.
Thanks for all the action Rachet.  More please!

Slayyyocrates

02.05.2026 18:07:42
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z9g0cBTetww?si=YpVc-H7tOLq8dRg0
I’m not falling for Katherine’s BimboTech eyeball crap…
———*******zzzaaaaaaaap*******———+
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Reasonopia
02.05.2026 18:42:28
Tenebro

How were you jailed for 30 days on April 5th if you've been posting well before those 30 days were up? Wow that's right, because Tibby for some insane reason freed you! (Worst move of her career imo )

Anyway, this thread has pretty handily convinced me to never, ever give money to this bizarre, broken game, which is good because last year I spent way too much on Time Princess and Flight Rising and really didn't need a third addiction.

I can't see why anyone would pay for Senatorship to try and "fix" things either, was just in discussion with somebody about that and they pointed out that there's now a trust issue where everyone but you will just mysteriously disappear from the ballot after the owner pockets their money while laughing. 

Enjoy being the only one left here I guess. At least you have plenty of other personalities to converse with.

(Saw screenshots showing you were in the process of banning all thread contributors from the forum in the name of "free speech" so wanted to get my two cents in.)  

 



02.05.2026 18:42:28
Prime Ximbo

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Freethinkerland
02.05.2026 18:50:26
Slayyyocrates

Oh…and that craze…Tibby is in jail for that too.  Prison Island … 

Slayyyocrates

02.05.2026 18:50:26
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z9g0cBTetww?si=YpVc-H7tOLq8dRg0
I’m not falling for Katherine’s BimboTech eyeball crap…
———*******zzzaaaaaaaap*******———+
Prime Ximbo

Level 71
Sex Appeal 280672
Reputation 21600
Posts 1295
Freethinkerland
02.05.2026 19:18:46
Slayyyocrates

The Ridiculous 6 has no one to blame but themselves.  
As soon as my MoJ pick is in place the first episode of 
PRISON ISLAND
will air.
Slayyyocrates
wait for the popups to resume…those were fun weren’t they?

02.05.2026 19:18:46
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z9g0cBTetww?si=YpVc-H7tOLq8dRg0
I’m not falling for Katherine’s BimboTech eyeball crap…
———*******zzzaaaaaaaap*******———+

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