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Evil Bimbo Attack! (for real this time)

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23
Created
29.11.2017
Ms. Crushinator
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27727
Reputation: 15058
Posts: 812
Freethinkerland
29.11.2017 02:17:34
Ms. Crushinator

I did this a long time ago and it started out well. Then I stopped coming on bimbolands and obviously it didn't survive. But people seemed to like it! So here we go.

Kim Kardashian is attacking Bimbolands! Together with some of her friends, she's going to crash our nation's finest sleepover and completely ruin the mood. It's up to you to stop her!


Above: Kim, with her weaponry

Rules:
You can join any time, even after the game has started. You start out with 10 health. Just comment telling me that you're playing and take an action if you like.
You can post as much as you like, but you can only act once per day (measured in bimbolands hours, so go by that clock).
For your action, you can either help another bimbo to raise her health by 1, or attack an enemy bimbo with your pillow to damage her. You can only attack Kim if she doesn't have any bad bimbos in the fight helping her, because she hides behind them.
If your health drops to 0, you are knocked out and you can't rejoin the game, even if someone else helps you.

Exactly what Kim is going to do, if people care (optional, skip if you want!):
Kim starts with 10 health and one bimbo clone ready to fight.
At the start of every day (by the bimbolands clock), Kim will attack the first bimbo to act on the previous day for 1 damage. Then, any bimbo clones she has will attack the most recent bimbos to act, hitting different ones if they can. Then, Kim will bring in another bimbo clone to help her out (or just wake up an unconscious one). Bimbo clones start with 3 health, because they don't spend as much time at the gym as you and I. To give everybody a chance to get in here, Kim will act first on December 1, at 00:00.


Above: A bimbo clone. She has forgotten her pillow again and Kim is going to be upset.

Players:
Ms. Crushinator - 9
Keevia - 10
Harley_Bim - 10

Bad bimbos:
Kim Kardashian - 10
Bimbo Clone 1 - 2

29.11.2017 02:17:34
Ms. Crushinator
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27727
Reputation: 15058
Posts: 812
Freethinkerland
29.11.2017 02:19:45
Ms. Crushinator

And, to show how it's done:

I'm joining! For my action I bonk Bimbo Clone 1 with my pillow, knocking her down to 2.

29.11.2017 02:19:45
Keevia
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4414
Reputation: 3120
Posts: 619
Secville
29.11.2017 04:10:01
Keevia

I'm in.  and I smack bimbo clone 1 hard on the tush, knocking her to her knees and to her last point of health.  Finish her!

29.11.2017 04:10:01
Make sure you check the forum for new threads.  It's too easy just to reply to the ones you are already part of, make sure you don't miss out on new games!
Ms. Crushinator
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27727
Reputation: 15058
Posts: 812
Freethinkerland
29.11.2017 04:23:39
Ms. Crushinator

Updated, thank you for stepping in to save me here. <3

29.11.2017 04:23:39
Harley_Bim
Level 4
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 40
Reputation: 47
Posts: 1
Freethinkerland
29.11.2017 17:41:18
Harley_Bim

I'm in. i knock hard on bimbo clone 1 again. Finishing her

29.11.2017 17:41:18
Ms. Crushinator
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27727
Reputation: 15058
Posts: 812
Freethinkerland
29.11.2017 17:44:25
Ms. Crushinator

Bimbo clone 1 takes a nap on the floor! Good job Harley, welcome to the team <3

29.11.2017 17:44:25
lillyfee
Level 171
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3956656
Reputation: 427952
Posts: 7453
Freethinkerland
30.11.2017 10:43:00
lillyfee

...
zicke war >> no thanks

Bumm bumm


30.11.2017 10:43:00
lillyfee
Level 171
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3956656
Reputation: 427952
Posts: 7453
Freethinkerland
30.11.2017 12:48:48
lillyfee



30.11.2017 12:48:48
Ms. Crushinator
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27727
Reputation: 15058
Posts: 812
Freethinkerland
01.12.2017 00:10:35
Ms. Crushinator


"Stop it! Stop! Bimbo clone save me!"

"Hee hee. I fell down. Did we win?"

Kim hits Ms. Crushinator for 1 and helps up Bimbo Clone 1.

01.12.2017 00:10:35
Ms. Crushinator
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27727
Reputation: 15058
Posts: 812
Freethinkerland
01.12.2017 19:27:25
Ms. Crushinator

Not that much time left today, help D:
Gonna whack clone 1, taking her down to 2.

01.12.2017 19:27:25

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