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exams?

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Created
28.01.2019
Author
ladychungus

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40wetnoodles
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 55443
Reputation: 13494
Posts: 308
Atheista
23.10.2021 02:29:55
40wetnoodles

in my first semester of college and there's an exam basically every 2 weeks aaa hang in there everyone

23.10.2021 02:29:55
i want to impregnate jerma985

dickbug
Level 95
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 668129
Reputation: 32460
Posts: 282
Atheista
30.10.2021 06:15:40
dickbug

i regret taking english 300 in high school

this is hell

save me

30.10.2021 06:15:40
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gyaruo
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16284
Reputation: 13138
Posts: 199
Atheista
03.06.2022 17:08:22
gyaruo

oh god no.

03.06.2022 17:08:22

Altana
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7082
Reputation: 5202
Posts: 12
Atheista
07.06.2022 17:36:38
Altana

i have a calculus exam in less than a month and i it makes my brain hurt 
good luck everyone aaaaa


07.06.2022 17:36:38
lalala
Keratina Lispector
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4885
Reputation: 4023
Posts: 11
Atheista
08.06.2022 00:19:50
Keratina Lispector

ladychungus wrote:
anyone here in school hs/college and getting ready for exams? got any study tips, or just want to vent about it? i've been studying for 2 days and still not feeling confident ):
I've had a really hard time with school since i found out i had ADHD and didn't get a proper diagnosis until possibly in the coming months, so goddamn are tests hard in some classes.

I've been doing enough work that i won't do so bad in most grades but since i don't study at all, in stuff like math and physics, shit gets real fucking hard lolll

I wish i had the capacity to handle a schedule that can fit periodic studying into it but when i can barely handle coming home from school and doing basic shit like brushing my teeth, i'm just stuck feeling like shit every time there's a test, in fact there's one tomorrow but i hope it's easy cus it's just portuguese (i'm not american but it's like english class for y'all)

08.06.2022 00:19:50

Vagena
Level 8
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 288
Reputation: 429
Posts: 43
Reasonopia
08.06.2022 02:36:23
Vagena

colonoscopy went well! ty for checking in xoxo

08.06.2022 02:36:23
RIP Alan Turing you would have loved bimbo.land
peepsi croilla
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10913
Reputation: 5177
Posts: 20
Atheista
09.06.2022 14:21:55
peepsi croilla

they fkin suckkkkk, but i guess they are necessary :/


09.06.2022 14:21:55
Qweenslayer
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7850
Reputation: 5434
Posts: 21
Atheista
20.06.2022 19:57:42
Qweenslayer

theyre killing meeeeee

20.06.2022 19:57:42
Xanna Montana
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7347
Reputation: 6379
Posts: 7
Atheista
06.07.2022 13:44:23
Xanna Montana

im finishing high school and i have like 2 exams left lmao i hope i pass

06.07.2022 13:44:23
x. hot
Y4ML
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3710
Reputation: 3020
Posts: 26
Atheista
10.07.2022 14:20:02
Y4ML

they suck

10.07.2022 14:20:02

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