fashion contest ₊˚⊹ ᰔ mixed up mysteries

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13.03.2026
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tibby
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20.03.2026 02:23:41
miellibeau

*Cue Opening Theme*
A Mystery Fortune came in sayin’ somebody put mint mouthwash in the punch, and Pigeon started yellin’ at me to get my ass up like it was my fault. So I put on my black tracksuit, took the beer he threw at me, and now me and the team are here tryin’ real hard to solve this… even though we don’t know what we’re doin’.

Yung‑Hee: “Please don’t embarrass me in public again.”
Marquess of Queensberry: “This is NOT a proper mystery, I refuse— actually no, fine, I’m coming.”
Pigeon: “If any of you idiots touch my beer again, I’m leavin’.”

Clue found: “I checked the mouthwash they used in the punch, and I swear somebody mixed somethin’ else in there, ’cause Pigeon’s been actin’ real weird ever since.”


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20.03.2026 02:23:41
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Atheista
20.03.2026 15:54:11
amanda_licious

I was busy shooting up in the bathroom, what happened to the punch? amanda_licious

20.03.2026 15:54:11

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Atheista
20.03.2026 23:10:46
BaddieMaddie

BaddieMaddie

The music was still playing when I arrived, and Cindy was in the center of the dance floor doing the robot. Over and over again. I approached the punch bowl, searching for anything that might help crack the case. That’s when I saw it through my magnifying glass, glittery footprints scattered all around the table. They lead straight toward the only person in the room who wasn’t dancing. I tried to follow them, but the smoke made it impossible to see clearly. Just as I moved closer, the minty smell of the spiked punch hit me. Glisterine. Before I knew it, I felt an uncontrollable urge to take a sip. Now I’m starting to feel strange, feeling a sudden need to move.

Wait, what was I saying about footprints? Oh no. I think I’m about to hit the stanky leg.



20.03.2026 23:10:46

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23.03.2026 17:52:29
Callista

Callista  

Entering the club through the back door didn't quite go as planned. It wasn't the sharp, minty scent that was most offensive. I quite literally ran into my ex on his way out. Determined to slip through the crowd, I ignored the gnawing feeling in my chest and put on my most charming smile as I set out to investigate. The music stuttered and the crowd moved a little too uniformly...and Cindy? She was shaking her little Cindy cakes like I've never seen. I was shook!

On my way to the bar, some patron mid–hokey-pokey spilled a Porn Star Martini all over my pumps, forcing me into the Ximbo Ladies’ Room. As I tossed a crusty paper towel, I noticed a pink receipt sticking out of the trash. Six bottles of Glisterine, paid in cash… and scribbled at the top in messy handwriting: “For tonight. Don’t mess this up.”

I’d seen that handwriting before. He used to leave notes just like that.  My heart skipped a couple beats with the music as headed back out to the floor to search for more clues. 












23.03.2026 17:52:29
CALLISTA
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Antitheocra
24.03.2026 02:25:39
liveangel

liveangel
As her investigations led her to the dumpster behind the club, there was one thing Angela was certain about: there isn't even a snowball's chance in hell that I'm going to search that dumpster by myself. The foul stench of decay emanating from the dumpster overpowered the scent of mouthwash and was enough to make Angela gag, even with the lid closed. She didn't want to risk dirtying her suit or breaking her manicured nails, let alone the possibility of breaking one of the heels of her boots or even losing an earring. And for what? There was no guarantee that the bottles of mouthwash were disposed of in the dumpster or one of the surrounding trash bags. Hell, Angela was even having doubts about taking on the case at all; it wasn't like anyone was paying her actual money for this case, it was strictly a called-in favor for a friend. Perhaps I could ask one of the staff members to "help" search through the trash and ask them what they know while they're at it, thought Angela, as she took a swig of whiskey. She screwed the lid back on and headed back inside, thinking who amongst the staff would be the most likely to help. 

24.03.2026 02:25:39

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24.03.2026 22:40:38
ChelseaD

omg. bEST. NIGHT. EVERRR
huh? clues? ummm... well, i DID notice someone super stylish, sexy & funny hanging around that tragically unexciting punch bowl earlier. 
then biff! bam! pow! suddenly everyone's breath smells a lot better AND they're all ready 2 party hardy, lol! honestly every1 should b thanking that mysterious conga queen bc the club is totally thriving now even if it's like, suddenly 80's themed. they basically did us all a favor. i don't even think we should try 2 track them down y'know just like, 'let those who do good deeds prosper in anonymity!' or w/e! 
ChelseaD
& who would even want to arrest someone w/ such an innate understanding of party logistics?? that's the REAL criminal we need to find - the deadly mastermind planning 2 kill the vibes by locking some innocent glisterine smugglers behind bars tonight!! honestly makes me feel so safe that we have so many detectives on the case already. that scoundrel can't possibly get away w/ it now! <3

24.03.2026 22:40:38

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25.03.2026 19:04:46
klaudiusia2910

I only took this case because they told me it was taking place at some club. So I decided to start looking for clues at the bar. Somewhere around my third drink, I noticed a secret passage near the bar. I grabbed my drink and went to investigate. It turned out the hallway led me to some warehouse or something like that full of large boxes. I looked into one of them and there were plenty of Glisterine bottles. Suddenly, I heard I wasn't alone in the room. I pulled out my gun, but someone threw one of the boxes right in my face and run out of the room. That's enough! This wasn't what I signed up for! I'm not even getting paid for this case! I'll just finish my drink and go home. Hmm... strange. I don't remember this drink having such a minty taste before...
klaudiusia2910

25.03.2026 19:04:46
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26.03.2026 15:03:32
Your Xemesis

Your Xemesis

At the University Laboratory, young Ximbo scientists found a microorganism lying inside of the Glisterine.
This is a groundbreaking discovery to uncovering the case of Cindy Bimbo.

26.03.2026 15:03:32
Evil takes form in the X E M E S I S.
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26.03.2026 20:27:53
American Psycho

American Psycho
Was it Sindy or Cindy Bimbo?

Well whats-her-face? She had it coming to her; for all we know, anybody could've been the culprit. When you rise as a status icon the way Cindy has, of course you'd have onlookers vying for your prestige.

I've been asked by these pesky detectives around, but all I am trying to do is enjoy the function. Whew, I hope those annoying questions didn't make me late to my dinner reservation slot at 8:00 PM (at Dorsia's).

26.03.2026 20:27:53

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Agnostica
29.03.2026 01:12:09
tibby

Memories Nightclub Incident Case File 03282026:

As Cindy Bimbo's dancing fever lowered, the Pinkerson Detective Organization (PDO) gathered their clues from our 18 best agents. Once Cindy had been safely removed from the premesis (as well as the other unfortunate victims), the top brass swarmed the Memories Nightclub. Detective @SilentlyScreaming pointed toward Miss Scarlet, a well established socialite amongst partygoers in Ximboland. Detective @Slick_D also raised suspicion toward Scarlet's co-owner of the club: Colonel Black. After interrogation and a seizure of the contents on their person, a flask of Glisterine on Miss Scarlet's person was confirmed thanks to Detective SilentyScreaming's intel. After our lab tech's confirmation (thanks to a tip by Detective @Your Xemesis), the Glisterine found in Miss Scarlet's flask was found to be clean of any contaminants.

However, we received many tips (from detectives @Athena019, @Isolde, @klaudiusia2910, and @Kinawaiio) that there are many secret passages from the bar, lounge areas, and the back alleyway to a previously unknown basement of the club. We found a lab cooking up vats of Glisterine with illegal contaminants known to cause the incessant ass-shaking found in victims. Pale Deleted Girlfriends were found attending the lab, quietly working on cooking up incredible amounts of the tainted Glisterine. A confession note was found by Detective Kinawiio detailing that the primary victim, Cindy Bimbo, was not the intended target of the original incident. We found disposed of bottles of the substance in the trash bins thanks to Detective @liveangel.

After apprehending the Deleted Girlfriends, the PDO returned to their work in the main areas of Memories Nightclub. Sparkly footprints were found across the floor by Detective @BaddieMaddie, though they were later linked to Detective @miellibeau's avian associate known as Pigeon. Following up on the numerous notes by detectives @the weird aunt and @AnnaMorphosis, the bartender was brought in for questioning. A smell of mint accompanied by shining teeth and an aversion to questions asked by authorities helped the PDO bring the criminal to justice, attaining a confession soon after their handwriting was compared to a note found by Detective @Callista.

The spiked punch was prepared by the bartender, with their many deleted ex-girlfriends cooking mass amounts below the club in secret. It was discovered that their true target was none other than Glisterine baroness @ChelseaD! Miss ChelseaD has been treated for overexposure to Glisterine and the bartender of Memories Nightclub will face sentencing at the next Xemocracy Arena court hearing. The Pinkerson Detective Organization thanks all its associates and their invaluable work toward this case.

Thank you all for joining! You've received your prizes in your inbox as payment for your excellent detective work. I hope you all had as much fun as I did <3

29.03.2026 01:12:09
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