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★ favorite song lyrics ★

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67
Created
21.07.2023
Author
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Angel Dust
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274770
Reputation: 64653
Posts: 1038
Atheista
10.08.2023 12:20:44
Angel Dust

"life, it never die / women are my favorite guy / sex, i'm wanting more / tell the world: Stop the war!"
- DJ Crazy Times' "Planet Of The Bass"

"echoed off the Bardo like half-assed Prometheans with stupid macrame crowns"
-  Secret Chiefs 3's "Hypostasis Of The Archons"

"show me to the women, and show me to the bar / i want to jump into a vat of hot tar" 
- TISM's "Saturday Night Palsy" 

"zoo ma mah manut mamoyugh / xi maa hea doo dauy dohdoyugh / tszeettaa ba doa bau koyugh
ma magh max maynot nolnoyugh / szi deah daddoobaught byugh / xi daa tdey gkao gho gkoyughfouuuuuuu"
- Mr. Bungle's "Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz" 

I'll probably end up posting extra replies later.






10.08.2023 12:20:44
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins
BlahajEnthusiast
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2635
Reputation: 4380
Posts: 24
Freethinkerland
16.08.2023 14:43:18
BlahajEnthusiast

My cock is much bigger than yours

System of a down-Cigaro

16.08.2023 14:43:18
- Mr.Autism
Madi Z
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15500
Reputation: 10530
Posts: 101
Freethinkerland
16.08.2023 16:53:59
Madi Z

Currently its from "like a god" - the weekend

"she watches over like a god, make you hurt again, so you can pray and say Amen."

16.08.2023 16:53:59
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./づ~ :¨·.·¨:   ₊˚
          `·..·‘   ₊˚ ♡
Ludovica
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28169
Reputation: 15895
Posts: 161
Freethinkerland
16.08.2023 18:05:06
Ludovica

'Just cause she loves me, don't mean she undertsand. I don't give a damn, I'll make her fuck the band.' - One of those nights - Juicy J and The Weeknd

'Cause with this money comes problems and with these problems come solutions, and I use em. When I'm faded I forget, forget what you mean to me... I hope you know what you mean to me' - Coming down - The Weeknd 

'Better slow down she'll feel it in the morning, ain't the kind of girl you'll be seeing in the morning' - The Morning- The Weeknd

can you tell I love The Weeknd

16.08.2023 18:05:06

halobear8
Level 96
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 704246
Reputation: 130147
Posts: 2197
Freethinkerland
16.08.2023 18:27:03
halobear8

❤︎"He's not smiling with his eyes again
She said he doesn't want her, he just needs a friend
He's only getting nervous now the rope is being severed
Did nobody ever tell you grapes are better in September?
She's laughing when he's not around
He begs for her attention when he's feeling down
(She only reaches for him when he's underneath the weather)
Did nobody ever tell you grapes are better in September?"
-Grapes by James Marriott

❤︎"I'll drop 5k on a drop of fucking water,
more ice on my wrist than tuition for your daughter."
-Hefner by Tana Mongeau 

❤︎"Look, I got a bullet with somebody's name on it
I get up on 'em, I don't need no aim on it
Killed me a goat so my jacket got stains on it
Wipin' my nose like I got some cocaine it
Pulled out his coffin and ate me a plate on it
Called up his bitch, showed my dick, let her lay on it
I'm in the trap house like Gucci and Zay on it
I see a soda, I'm pourin' an eight on it"
-Bullets With Names by Machine Gun Kelly, Young Thug, RJMrLA, Lil Duke

~<3

16.08.2023 18:27:03
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
bleedingedge
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12813
Reputation: 9103
Posts: 44
Freethinkerland
24.08.2023 11:54:36
bleedingedge

"Whenever I’m alone with you
You make me feel like I am free again
Whenever I’m alone with you
You make me feel like I am clean again" 
- love song - the cure

24.08.2023 11:54:36
ebonyyyyyyyyyyy
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25697
Reputation: 12817
Posts: 52
Atheista
24.08.2023 16:07:49
ebonyyyyyyyyyyy

"leave me to die, you won't remember my voice
i walked away and grew old
you never talk, we never smile
i scream, you're nothing
i don't need you anymore, you're nothing
it fades and spins"
(siamese twins- the cure)

"you made a promise then you hide
and you said we'd all be dead by 25
it's not your disappointed sigh
it's not you traded this for pride
not that we really even mind
we're just bored you're still alive"
(how it's going to be - gerard way)

"strange, we ran down desperate streets and carved our names in the flesh of the city
the sun has stagnated somewhere beyond the rim of the horizon
and darkness is a mystery of curves and lines
still we lay under the emptiness and drifted slowly outwards
and somewhere in the wilderness we found salvation
carved into the earth like a message"
(this time imperfect - afi)

24.08.2023 16:07:49

oreko
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13555
Reputation: 9744
Posts: 140
Atheista
24.08.2023 21:00:36
oreko

my favourite colour is oh my god bitch - the powers that b

24.08.2023 21:00:36

moonflower
Level 86
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 495350
Reputation: 51326
Posts: 557
Atheista
25.08.2023 20:20:18
moonflower

i've got a lot so i'll just do the ones for the song i'm listening to rn
"It can't be unlearned I've known the warmth of your doorways Through the cold, I'll find my way back to you" (It will come back - Hozier)

25.08.2023 20:20:18
you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
cloudieyum
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 21761
Reputation: 10860
Posts: 62
Atheista
21.09.2023 13:04:24
cloudieyum

"street rat, hood rat? freak with tats and spoiled brat? no. wait, guess again I’m a motherfuckin’ pirate"
Yo, Ho - [REDACTED]

"he's a really cool guy, he's got a cool shirt. he's got cool shoes, did I mention the shirt?"
1985 - Bo Burnham

"as I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realise she's very plain. but thats just perfect for an amish like me. you know I shun fancy things like electricity. at 4:30 in the mornin I'm milkin cows. jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows"
Amish Paradise - Weird Al Yankovic

21.09.2023 13:04:24
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