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★ favorite song lyrics ★

Posts
67
Created
21.07.2023
Author
alexa pro
XxTriniixX
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20375
Reputation: 12277
Posts: 131
Agnostica
17.05.2024 14:08:52
XxTriniixX

You're my best friend
Now I've no one to tell
How I lost my best friend

17.05.2024 14:08:52
   Cat Meow Sticker - Cat Meow Roar Stickers
 
Daphnee_Mino
Level 47
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 79998
Reputation: 57213
Posts: 1940
Agnostica
19.05.2024 12:21:50
Daphnee_Mino

no mid-size city dreams in small-town fears...

19.05.2024 12:21:50

q9001
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 31872
Reputation: 19535
Posts: 282
Atheista
19.05.2024 23:22:16
q9001

Let me go, let me go, you can't hold onto a ghost
Fold in on myself, I fold so, so, so close


best bladee and ecco song btw :p

19.05.2024 23:22:16

Theodora Dee
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69925
Reputation: 22295
Posts: 699
Secville
19.05.2024 23:27:01
Theodora Dee

never the same person when i go to sleep as when i wake up

19.05.2024 23:27:01

spacesignal
Level 99
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 771850
Reputation: 122877
Posts: 1120
Atheista
20.05.2024 01:42:33
spacesignal

I’m perfectly able to hold my own hand but I still can’t kiss my own neck (·•᷄∩•᷅ )

20.05.2024 01:42:33
fish want to have a beer with me woman want to fix me
MaeMae Mochi
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5089
Reputation: 3885
Posts: 7
Reasonopia
20.05.2024 21:17:29
MaeMae Mochi

I will burn for you, feel pain for you
I will twist the knife and bleed my aching heart
And tear it apart.
I will lie for you, beg and steal for you
I will crawl on hands and knees until you see
You're just like me. ~ #1 Crush {Garbage}


20.05.2024 21:17:29
‪˙⋆✮♡. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅). ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.‪♡✮⋆˙
2cute4uboo
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 41470
Reputation: 23228
Posts: 1169
Atheista
14.06.2024 21:51:29
2cute4uboo

MAE MAE I'M LITERALLY A GARBAGE STAN OMG #1 CRUSH IS MY FAVORITE SONG BY THEM 

"i am the whore of the extreme" -lecher bitch 

14.06.2024 21:51:29

msry
Level 24
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 9808
Reputation: 5555
Posts: 123
Agnostica
15.06.2024 23:47:24
msry

We all want to hold in The Everlasting Gaze
Enchanted in the rapture of his sentimental sway
But underneath the wheels lie the skulls of every c.o.g.
The fickle fascination of an everlasting God
You know I'm not dead
I'm just living in my head

15.06.2024 23:47:24
⋆˙⟡♡₊˚⊹. Lenya | 25 | trans | she/they/him | creature | split souls | junkie princess



2cute4uboo
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 41470
Reputation: 23228
Posts: 1169
Atheista
16.06.2024 01:13:00
2cute4uboo

"Bless up, Bob Marley, yes, king lion
Marchin', with Lauryn Hill to Zion
Caribbean tings what I on
Me and Fox gettin' paper like we ink dryin'"



16.06.2024 01:13:00

tibby
Level 79
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 384225
Reputation: 74802
Posts: 3864
Agnostica
23.08.2024 12:56:42
tibby

you turn me inside out and then you want me outside in
you spin me all around and then you ask me not to spin
you say you wanna be alone and you want children
you wanna be with me, you wanna be with him
vampire empire - big thief

but I can't sleep next to a body, even harmless in death
I'm pretty sure I'd miss you
faking sleep to count your breath
can the killer in me tame the fire in you?
is there nothing left to do for us?
I am sick of the chase but I'm hungry for blood
and there's nothing I can do
killer - phoebe bridgers

now here I lay as I wonder about you
you just tell me what im meant to do?
ive waited and watered my heart till It grew
can see how its blossomed for you
goodbye, my danish sweetheart - mitski

scratched nail polish, she performs femininity
laughs so hard, I watch her lose her balance
over backwards to the arms of mephistopholes
she'll never leave her bedroom in this bedroom community
bedroom community - glass beach

I do not know this man
but he is in my bedroom unfurling
and I am uncertain that I can play as I have played before
but I am a performer, of course I'll perform
is it warm down there?
performer - maple glider

when did I become a man trapped inside a ghost?
if you could only see me now
I know I'd disappoint somehow
im stuck inside a fantasy
where I could be all you would need
the comfort of a laugh track - roar

23.08.2024 12:56:42
       

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