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Created
14.08.2021
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MaryAnn77
MaryAnn77
Level 61
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Reputation: 72969
Posts: 5635
Agnostica
14.08.2021 21:45:11
MaryAnn77


Hello, in this game you have to complete the opening sentence of 5 words, with the predicted text of the smartphone/computer.
(It's very funny, really weird phrases come out!)

Example: (on previous post) Today is the first day
the dictionary in my phone, suggested those words to me:

Today is the first day of the week and I will be able to crop your boyfriend.
(You are free to choose the length of the text).

So let's try with this...

Hey mom you are still...

Then, propose a new opening sentence of 5 words.


14.08.2021 21:45:11
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Blecky89
Level 235
Status: State Minister
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Freethinkerland
21.08.2021 13:44:45
Blecky89

Hey mom you are still.. Missing buttons and icons. 

This day was intresting cos... 

21.08.2021 13:44:45
    
MaryAnn77
Level 61
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 72969
Posts: 5635
Agnostica
21.08.2021 15:08:43
MaryAnn77

This day was interesting cos I was with a customer who was in the middle of the day for the next two weeks and I was so drunk. 

 Oh no, what did you

21.08.2021 15:08:43
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Blecky89
Level 235
Status: State Minister
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Posts: 26333
Freethinkerland
21.08.2021 15:55:50
Blecky89

Oh no, what did you play them only if they are in her closet 

The only hope now are

21.08.2021 15:55:50
    
MaryAnn77
Level 61
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 178151
Reputation: 72969
Posts: 5635
Agnostica
21.08.2021 16:10:19
MaryAnn77

The only hope now are to get a new one for the first paragraph of the year and then we can get much higher


I ate chocolate with my

21.08.2021 16:10:19
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Yalewa
Level 37
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Freethinkerland
22.08.2021 01:03:47
Yalewa

I ate chocolate with my assignment is due tomorrow but are you still going to tomorrow.

I am only going because.....

22.08.2021 01:03:47
MaryAnn77
Level 61
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 178151
Reputation: 72969
Posts: 5635
Agnostica
22.08.2021 09:57:19
MaryAnn77

I am going because I have a fabulous little Nessie on your shoulders and you are a great big O.


If you keep your hands 

22.08.2021 09:57:19
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Yalewa
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Freethinkerland
07.09.2021 09:21:11
Yalewa

If you keep your hands up to the ceiling you should reach there there in five minutes.

What I need right now..........

07.09.2021 09:21:11
MaryAnn77
Level 61
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 178151
Reputation: 72969
Posts: 5635
Agnostica
07.09.2021 11:56:36
MaryAnn77

What I need right now is the first step in the process of getting a new job and a job that is a good fit for me and I am very excited.

Sometimes I forget to take... 

07.09.2021 11:56:36
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Loderi
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Secville
20.10.2021 17:40:46
Loderi

Sometimes I forget to take my folic acid.

My kid just...

20.10.2021 17:40:46

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