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gas station orders?

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Created
28.09.2022
Author
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Ximbolina Zuckerberg
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74100
Reputation: 37956
Posts: 370
Freethinkerland
16.11.2022 00:16:06
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Reese's cups, doritos, and water

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Cesseron
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10509
Reputation: 7889
Posts: 169
Atheista
20.12.2022 02:37:48
Cesseron

nicotine and those rare occasions im hungry, chicken strips with fries

20.12.2022 02:37:48
Xamantha
Level 49
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 93463
Reputation: 40761
Posts: 650
Secville
26.12.2022 12:50:02
Xamantha

salt and vinegar chips and a milkshake!

26.12.2022 12:50:02
                                                                                                   xxXXamanthaXxx
you take some chocolate and some lobster and some eggs and some pie, and then you mix it in your body and shit it all out :))))))



myr
myr
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6796
Reputation: 5482
Posts: 321
Freethinkerland
29.12.2022 07:30:20
myr

ooo circle k used to have the mountain dew voltage slushee n my siblings n i would always get it together. they might still have it idk tho. 

29.12.2022 07:30:20

Eunyce
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1277738
Reputation: 68737
Posts: 2082
Freethinkerland
06.01.2023 19:18:45
Eunyce

a pink donut, orange fresh juice to go, a vape with apple flavour, one hot dog & some long chips with cheese

06.01.2023 19:18:45
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Queerla
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1273132
Reputation: 225863
Posts: 1496
Atheista
09.01.2023 07:32:21
Queerla

Ooh I was doing a bunch of 12 hour drives when I was moving a few months ago and trying not to stop much so I would get a bunch of the same large-ish snack collection:
2 or 4 2-liter water bottles
pickle in a pouch or pickled green beans in a pouch
reese's peanut butter fast break or an iced honey bun or a chocolate moon pie if it wasn't a gas station with a dunkin donuts/if there were chocolate moon pies to be had
peanuts or salt and vinegar almonds or a little cup with celery and carrots and ranch if the veggies looked ok
If there was a dunkin donuts in the gas station (and you'd better believe I planned my trip around gas/dunkies), a large iced coffee no ice and a couple of chocolate frosted chocolate glazed donuts to go in the cooler so I'd have something easy and delightful for breakfast the next day, a medium hot coffee to drink immediately, and a boston kreme donut to eat immediately
And all the paper napkins I could shove in my pockets lol.




09.01.2023 07:32:21
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CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3227755
Reputation: 314054
Posts: 6736
Freethinkerland
14.01.2023 13:34:56
CinnamonSugar

Coffee!

Snack-wise, I don't have a go-to. I like to look around & see what's new. Like, a few months ago, I tried cookies & (s)cream M&Ms. (Cookies & cream-flavored but I think they called them Cookies & Scream for Halloween.) Wasn't impressed. 

14.01.2023 13:34:56
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laura_cat_again
Level 228
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 9654188
Reputation: 207545
Posts: 1128
Agnostica
15.01.2023 20:28:05
laura_cat_again

Water and Pringles

15.01.2023 20:28:05
Xamantha
Level 49
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 93463
Reputation: 40761
Posts: 650
Secville
28.01.2023 08:58:49
Xamantha

salt and vinegar chips with a milkshake

28.01.2023 08:58:49
                                                                                                   xxXXamanthaXxx
you take some chocolate and some lobster and some eggs and some pie, and then you mix it in your body and shit it all out :))))))



_dumb_bitch
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5296
Reputation: 3365
Posts: 100
Reasonopia
04.03.2023 20:28:31
_dumb_bitch

gum

04.03.2023 20:28:31
Daddies list:
Wizard daddy(INFJes)
Dr. Strange (not the ponytail one)
Sherlock Holmes
ENTJ 8w9 Iron Man
Shota Aizawa
Fate(form death & taxes)
Vladimir Karamazov
Slash

Mommies list:
mommy milkers
Vampire mommy(Lady Dimitrescu)
Sue Storm
Black Widow
She hulk
Silvie(from Emily in Paris)
Catra
Teodora Duhovnikova
chem teacher (9/10th grade)



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