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Genie in the bottle

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43
Created
23.08.2018
Hpfangirl71
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9281
Reputation: 6749
Posts: 296
Reasonopia
23.08.2018 00:39:20
Hpfangirl71

In this game, somebody makes a wish and the next person grants the wish but with a rotten twist!! Then that person makes a wish. (Example: First person wishes for a lot of money, 2nd person grants the wish by saying, your wish is granted. You have lots of money but you can’t spend any of it.) 

23.08.2018 00:39:20
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Hpfangirl71
xoxo
Hpfangirl71
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9281
Reputation: 6749
Posts: 296
Reasonopia
23.08.2018 00:40:46
Hpfangirl71

I wish for an ice cream cake.

23.08.2018 00:40:46
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Hpfangirl71
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Ire
Ire
Level 61
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 174581
Reputation: 80411
Posts: 942
Antitheocra
23.08.2018 15:05:06
Ire

Your wish is granted. You have an ice cream cake but all the ice cream melted.

I wish for a new phone.

23.08.2018 15:05:06
Wow, I took a break from this site for a while and came back to even more of a dumpster fire than I left months ago. I'm deleting my account. Maybe I'll come take a look again some day and make a new one if the site gets better, maybe I won't, who knows. Just felt like leaving a little goodbye note in case anyone still remembers me and wonders why I deleted my account. 
AnastazjaNadia
Level 263
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18133533
Reputation: 634983
Posts: 24064
Reasonopia
23.08.2018 17:52:01
AnastazjaNadia

You have a new phone, but you haven't a charger.
I wish a longer holiday.


23.08.2018 17:52:01
Hpfangirl71
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9281
Reputation: 6749
Posts: 296
Reasonopia
23.08.2018 22:31:29
Hpfangirl71

Your wish is granted. You have a longer holiday but it rains nonstop.

I wish I owned my own home.

23.08.2018 22:31:29
Magical Love
Hpfangirl71
xoxo
KaiVamp
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 265690
Reputation: 21860
Posts: 188
Freethinkerland
26.11.2018 10:47:25
KaiVamp

You own your own home but it's next to a slaughter house and a dairy farm.

I wish I could talk to animals.

26.11.2018 10:47:25
I wish people luck in life and everything they do. Unless it's bad, if you do something horrible like not vaccinate your kids, no luck for you, go stand in a corner.
LunaStargona
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5296
Reputation: 3390
Posts: 11
Freethinkerland
13.10.2019 02:23:20
LunaStargona

Your wish is granted, but the animals will never be nice to you

I wish I had charming, beautiful, and absolutely lovable significant other

13.10.2019 02:23:20
Anna Wing
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 118371
Reputation: 49696
Posts: 1246
Atheista
15.10.2019 00:36:18
Anna Wing

Your wish is granted, you date happily, you fall in love with him, get married with the most beautiful wedding! ... But he is hit by a bicycle the first morning of your honeymoon, and will remain in a coma for the next 40 years.

I wish to be able to cross walls, like Shadowcat, from the X-Men.

15.10.2019 00:36:18
Kanpai
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19123
Reputation: 12078
Posts: 110
Agnostica
17.10.2019 16:38:45
Kanpai

Your wish is granted but you will turn invisible

I wish I could be a cat

17.10.2019 16:38:45

Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209028
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
17.10.2019 17:46:42
Alexstrasza

Your wish is granted but your house now contains this annoyin' brown mouse that you can never catch and it keeps buggin' you and eatin' your food! Its name is Jerry of course :D

I wish I could read minds!

17.10.2019 17:46:42
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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