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GLIZZY GOT LOCKED OUT OF BIMBOLAND!!! :0 :( ⁠•⁠﹏⁠• ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ

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28.09.2023
mommymilkers01
Level 108
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 985709
Reputation: 74374
Posts: 137
Freethinkerland
28.09.2023 18:20:30
mommymilkers01

Hi friends, your sticky, tism filled Secville senator got logged out of bimboland for a hot minute, but fear not, she will inevitably return in like 3-4 business days. This is a message she asked me to send to you guys incase y'all were wondering what tf happened to her. I get that many of you are absolutely DEVASTATED and GOBSMACKED, but it'll be fine, just be patient.


"HEY HOMIES!! Thank you Mommy for helping me forward this message to the state- I LOVE YOUUUUU :-***

I’ve been facing issues with logging into my account for quite some time now and have not been able to actually check in with my XL homework, this issue is being worked on and hopefully it won’t last a long time.

POKÉMON CONTEST-
I have the winners chosen!! Congratulations to our 1st place winner- Viina!!! 2nd place goes to Lovie444 and 3rd place goes to HayleeBlue!!! WOOOHOOOO!!

Our overall winner was BIMBL6!!!! Your outfit was absolutely incredible- well done!!!

I’m not able to send out the prizes until my issue with the account gets resolved, but I know banners will be coming soon to those that requested to receive one (many many many thanks to Cherri for working on them<3)


As a final note- I want to encourage future users (maybe you guys will have some buddies who are interested in joining the game)- to make their accounts by using the email/password feature. XL admins do their best in making sure the game is up and running however when it involves other websites- their efforts may be cut short due to situations that are out of their control. 

Sending you guys lots of love and I hope I can return soon.<333"
-ximboglizzy

28.09.2023 18:20:30
:)
Blecky89
Level 235
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 10907176
Reputation: 779720
Posts: 26333
Freethinkerland
29.09.2023 18:26:28
Blecky89

Liz stay strong we will get you back ❤️

29.09.2023 18:26:28
    
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168715
Reputation: 78680
Posts: 2454
Secville
02.10.2023 11:16:20
AuntieLice

Good, this is a perfect excuse to do something fun with the free time like find a new hobby or go on a diet! Hope she can make the best of it!

02.10.2023 11:16:20
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
mommymilkers01
Level 108
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 985709
Reputation: 74374
Posts: 137
Freethinkerland
04.10.2023 05:09:29
mommymilkers01

Have any ideas on a diet she can try? You seem like you've tried them all :) <3

04.10.2023 05:09:29
:)
ximboglizzy
Level 77
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 362738
Reputation: 27720
Posts: 743
Antitheocra
07.10.2023 23:25:33
ximboglizzy

IM BACKKKK, prizes will be given away super shortly, today i’m absolutely jam packed but we can resume to being a normal state!!! once again thank u mommy, you’re a real one.

@AL and B- Thank you for your sweet comments!! You guys are truly my biggest fans, I feel so loved by you guys always looking out for me, making sure I’m on top of my game and dedicating so much attention to me. Kisses!

07.10.2023 23:25:33
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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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