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Granted Wishes with a Catch.

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509
Created
03.10.2016
Author
Millsology
yazabelle
Level 65
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 213044
Reputation: 63615
Posts: 1554
Atheista
07.01.2024 05:23:06
yazabelle

granted, but you have to spend it on a mattress in the middle of the ocean

I wish mascara were easer to take off!!!

07.01.2024 05:23:06
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Soobin
Level 91
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 598974
Reputation: 170301
Posts: 1471
Freethinkerland
11.03.2024 20:17:30
Soobin

Granted, but now it takes double the time to apply

I wish I wasn't so scared to drive my car

11.03.2024 20:17:30

bimbooncrack
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8438
Reputation: 10840
Posts: 1028
Agnostica
14.03.2024 12:45:26
bimbooncrack

granted but you fall asleep at 5pm sharp every weekend

i wish i'll b smarter 

14.03.2024 12:45:26

ᵇⁱᵐᵇᵒᵒⁿ ૮ ˙Ⱉ˙ ა


DEEZ NUTS420yolo
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1698
Reputation: 2287
Posts: 38
Antitheocra
14.03.2024 19:10:10
DEEZ NUTS420yolo

Granted, but everyone around you becomes an imbecile, causing you to become exiled in your own society due to your superior intelligence.

I wish for the cessation of all conflicts, military or otherwise.

14.03.2024 19:10:10

CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 102135
Reputation: 11656
Posts: 611
Agnostica
26.06.2024 00:34:46
CarCrashBimbo

Gemima1984 wrote: (original post HERE)
Granted, but all your clothes no longer have pockets so you're always mildly inconvenienced, I wish I had a working computer!
Granted again.  But you brought it to the KSLA studio the day it burned to the ground.
I wish Gemima had a replacement for that computer.

26.06.2024 00:34:46

Melpomene
Level 195
Status: Fashion Designer
Sex Appeal: 5875431
Reputation: 88764
Posts: 1001
Antitheocra
19.10.2024 16:56:48
Melpomene

DEEZ NUTS420yolo wrote: (original post HERE)
I wish for the cessation of all conflicts, military or otherwise.
Granted. Everyone falls into a coma instantaneously. No more conflict.

(CarCrashBimbo wrote:
I wish Gemima had a replacement for that computer.)
Granted, but said new computer constantly streams footage of the room you're in


I wish we skipped winter this year.

19.10.2024 16:56:48

Furiously drawing new designs 

PiercedPossum
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16675
Reputation: 12902
Posts: 570
Antitheocra
19.10.2024 17:22:49
PiercedPossum

Granted, but we have the hottest summer ever next year.

I wish i could fly <3

19.10.2024 17:22:49

Melpomene
Level 195
Status: Fashion Designer
Sex Appeal: 5875431
Reputation: 88764
Posts: 1001
Antitheocra
19.10.2024 19:46:26
Melpomene

Granted, your hands get replaced with bird wings. Say goodbye to you thumbs!

I wish I spoke fluent Japanese

19.10.2024 19:46:26

Furiously drawing new designs 

PiercedPossum
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16675
Reputation: 12902
Posts: 570
Antitheocra
19.10.2024 19:54:26
PiercedPossum

granted, but now youve developed mutism. have fun thinking in japanese!

i wish there was more time in a day!

19.10.2024 19:54:26

Melpomene
Level 195
Status: Fashion Designer
Sex Appeal: 5875431
Reputation: 88764
Posts: 1001
Antitheocra
19.10.2024 20:30:41
Melpomene

Granted, but those hours will all take place during the pitch-black portion of the night, with neither the electricity or the internet working.

I wish I never suffered from writer's/artist's block

19.10.2024 20:30:41

Furiously drawing new designs 

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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