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Guess the song

Posts
40
Created
31.01.2018
Author
valzaboss
「DECADANCE」- Counting Goats... if I can't be yours-
Level 80
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 403279
Reputation: 102887
Posts: 1949
Atheista

GoffBimbo666 wrote:
Bizarre love triangle by frente!

I try to laugh about it
cover it all up with lies 
I try to laugh about it
hiding the tears in my eyes 
i've never heard the frente version so i'll look it up but i guess since its a cover it counts! i was thinking of the new order version 

boys dont cry- the cure

blank stares and blank pages
no easy way to say this
you mean well but you make this hard on me

09.01.2021 16:49:46
*hands you a monster*
AnnaMorphosis
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 56197
Reputation: 33534
Posts: 1700
Secville
27.06.2021 23:34:41
AnnaMorphosis

Love Song - Sara Bareilles
Isn't it a shame
The reaper said
He is quite alone here
And still waiting for you

27.06.2021 23:34:41
                                 Let's like each other's posts and get more reputation points!
                                                           
ButterfIy
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 164706
Reputation: 47202
Posts: 2298
Secville
16.08.2021 11:01:27
ButterfIy

fiddler on the green

baby can you feel me
imagining im looking in your eyes
I can see you clearly
vividly emblazoned in my mind

16.08.2021 11:01:27
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28541485
Reputation: 281172
Posts: 4224
Antitheocra
20.10.2021 14:31:13
Sandi Lut

Mariah Carey - My All

I'm a Porsche with no breaks
I'm invincible
Yeah, I win every single game
I'm so powerful
I don't need batteries to play
I'm so confident

20.10.2021 14:31:13
Happiness is inside yourself

Opheliac
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23945
Reputation: 13879
Posts: 496
Atheista
19.11.2021 04:07:59
Opheliac

Unstoppable - Sia

Hot blonde, big tits
School girl, lipstick
Virgin whore, innocent
The cheerleader who babysits
At home, I'm alone
Stranger calls me on the phone
Lights go out, you cut the line
I'm the perfect sacrifice

19.11.2021 04:07:59
✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand  *:・゚✧*:・゚✧


Piroska_Sugar20
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 51210
Reputation: 39342
Posts: 1026
Agnostica
08.06.2022 16:50:37
Piroska_Sugar20

Song above me: Final girl

Next song:

Makes up excuses for throbbing black bruises
And uses them to her advantage
Never came down from her last trip on Jesus
Disease is her primary language
Garbled and gruesome, her words so absurd
Like a heard of transmissions from Apollo 13
No apology, I request misery
So no rest till I've
Twisted her chest round my knee

08.06.2022 16:50:37

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ ༻♡༺ Piroska Sugar ༻♡༺ ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚



Arson951730
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9745
Reputation: 6572
Posts: 171
Atheista
14.06.2022 13:46:10
Arson951730

Thermodynamic Lawyer, Esq, G.F.D by Will Wood and the Tapeworms

Next song:
Watch where you step
Any stone could mark your grave
We dance to the anthems
Of the nations we saved

Watch where you look
There’s some unfriendly eyes
Always on the rise and
Plotting your demise


14.06.2022 13:46:10
vaacntnm2
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13109
Reputation: 10442
Posts: 104
Freethinkerland
22.06.2022 06:44:40
vaacntnm2

"hush" kroh ft. mizz fish 

next song:
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?
Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything
You say is ricochetin' off of me, and it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating



22.06.2022 06:44:40
girlykittycat
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4021
Reputation: 3050
Posts: 106
Freethinkerland
23.06.2022 04:52:32
girlykittycat

Rap God - Eninem 

next song: 
X's on the back of your hands
Wash them in the bathroom to drink like the bands
And your set list (set list)
You stole off the stage
Had red and purple lipstick all over the page
Be-be-be-bruises cover your arms
Shaking in the fingers with the bottle in your palm
And the best is (best is)
No one knows who you are
Just another girl alone at the bar
 

23.06.2022 04:52:32
Sarah Connors
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11180
Reputation: 8161
Posts: 107
Agnostica
24.06.2022 18:02:22
Sarah Connors

J3OH!3 - DON'T TRUST ME

Next song:


Said I can do this all night, baby
Said I was actin' out of line, maybe Can't put my trauma to the side When you told me I was lyin' Had me feelin' like I died, baby
I seen a grown man cry, baby Just see you do it, ain't special, no Wonder when I ain't there
What the fuck you've been sayin'? Talkin' 'bout how I sexed you up

24.06.2022 18:02:22

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