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How can I get his phone?

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15.04.2016
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Phuckinbimbo
maniatica
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Atheista
21.04.2016 09:54:39
maniatica

that is in the way i was thinking  ;)

Nia wrote:
Phuckinbimbo wrote:
 I found a paper with a bunch of his passwords for his phone, facebook and other sites his goes to. I might delete some accounts tonight.
you should write stuff on his facebook, like stupid stuff like.. 'my poop can out clear today is that normal it also smelt like candy so i tried it and it didn't taste as good as usual and now i am not feeling well i am pretty sure it wasn't the poop because i aways eat my poop' i just made that up right now but that would be so hilarious and say something sketchy or weird everyday and put your email on it as a second email so if he tries to change his password you can reset it to his old password, hahaha and then he'll start tripping out and wondering if he even changes his password


21.04.2016 09:54:39

Nia
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Antitheocra
21.04.2016 10:16:31
Nia

oo our brains are lit

21.04.2016 10:16:31
    
Phuckinbimbo
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Freethinkerland
21.04.2016 23:58:38
Phuckinbimbo

So far I haven't touched his accounts yet. They will come soon. I took a lesson from the evil people who work for ISP I have. His email and cell should be filling up by now with replies from all the requests for more info on things like solar panels and other companies who provide cellphone services. A waterbed company will be calling him. He has an appointment scheduled with a wedding planner and cake decorator. The Mormon's and Jehovah's witnesses know about his interest in them. 

21.04.2016 23:58:38
One can not feel when they have no soul.





Nia
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Antitheocra
22.04.2016 00:10:26
Nia

why does he have an appointment with a wedding planner and cake decorator what it for the other girl or were you guys going to get married?

22.04.2016 00:10:26
    
Phuckinbimbo
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Freethinkerland
22.04.2016 00:25:27
Phuckinbimbo

Its just to drive him crazy with all the money hungry people coming his way. And here in America, Do Not Call and No Contact laws don't apply if you contacted them first asking for info or if you ever did business with them. Plus they sell his info to all the others how do it illegally using spoofed phone numbers.

22.04.2016 00:25:27
One can not feel when they have no soul.





maniatica
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Atheista
25.04.2016 15:05:33
maniatica

wow! that is mean!
and some good ideas ;) !!

Phuckinbimbo wrote:
So far I haven't touched his accounts yet. They will come soon. I took a lesson from the evil people who work for ISP I have. His email and cell should be filling up by now with replies from all the requests for more info on things like solar panels and other companies who provide cellphone services. A waterbed company will be calling him. He has an appointment scheduled with a wedding planner and cake decorator. The Mormon's and Jehovah's witnesses know about his interest in them. 


25.04.2016 15:05:33

Phuckinbimbo
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Freethinkerland
26.04.2016 04:40:20
Phuckinbimbo

His slut left him and he was begging me to get back together with him today. I felt like slapping him.

26.04.2016 04:40:20
One can not feel when they have no soul.





Trina Jameson
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Secville
26.04.2016 10:57:19
Trina Jameson

^argh! they always do that shit! My ex-girlfriend came one day saying things wouldn't work out. I accepted it and said we should remain friends. On the next day she was dating already- I think I was cheated before. One week later she was begging me to be with her again.
Try to relax and tell him to fuck himself. No reason to be nice in situations like this. If you want to get mad you have all the right too

26.04.2016 10:57:19
"Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same." - Emily Brontë

maniatica
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Atheista
26.04.2016 19:11:35
maniatica

I do agree with that!
Trina Jameson
wrote:
Try to relax and tell him to fuck himself. No reason to be nice in situations like this. If you want to get mad you have all the right too
but i do not think she has to be called a slut... it is possible that she did not know about the fact that she is "the other woman" and was cheated too...
why is it, that when a guy dates 2 (or more) women everybody makes the females "the slut"?

26.04.2016 19:11:35

Phuckinbimbo
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Freethinkerland
26.04.2016 22:44:07
Phuckinbimbo

I'm not really mad at least at him. I'm hurt and mad because I'm hurt.

26.04.2016 22:44:07
One can not feel when they have no soul.





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