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how is everyone doing, really? vent to me baby.

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526
Created
14.12.2019
Author
Freia Dysiac
Env1ous
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8524
Reputation: 3556
Posts: 25
Secville
12.12.2024 23:19:12
Env1ous

I've been doing really well, actually, outside of a few slips into depression. My bf is great, but it sucks he lives so far away from me so I don't get the most fun parts of a relationship. I've been working on bettering my health by loosing weight and exercising, though it's only been less than a week and it's already annoying. I've been making new online friends. I'm living, man, and that's saying a lot for me.

12.12.2024 23:19:12
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 204084
Reputation: 44291
Posts: 2049
Antitheocra
13.12.2024 17:55:11
Bimbo Pimp

Life is great. I've been enjoying spending time with my boys. This time of year, I don't work, and I throw myself into any project that I've been wanting to do. 
a cartoon cat is laying on a yellow pillow with its paws on its face

13.12.2024 17:55:11

                                                              
xxx_GoreGeous_xxx
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 32145
Reputation: 21787
Posts: 472
Secville
13.12.2024 21:08:21
xxx_GoreGeous_xxx

college is beating my ass lmao, im currently taking a break from scriptwriting because its so overwhelming even though i have my complete vision as well as a breakdown of how i want to write it, im just so stressed presenting it so ive left it to last minute and im paying for it 

13.12.2024 21:08:21
im a barbie girl in a barbie world







trashytriniti
Level 23
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 9330
Reputation: 4888
Posts: 77
Freethinkerland
17.12.2024 21:53:38
trashytriniti

im alright, northwest winter depression is tryna clock me and im barely getting brazed by the punches so thats kinda a w compared to my last few winters still a lil lame being sad all day then okay for the next few then back to sad, im getting a new job soon but it pays $13h :/ but money is money better than having none. i lowkey kinda want this man who def isn’t interested atm but still wants to chill with me thats a lil cool but he’s really screwed me over before so we will see where that goes, my ex unblocked me and had a mini convo talking abt how he needed it to ‘fully move on’ then left me on fucking delivered??? whatever got a lil resolution out of that still annoying asf bc he kinda initiated it. i hope everyone in this struggling has the power to strive through it! 

17.12.2024 21:53:38
That Bitch♡
Strawberry Shortbake
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3751
Reputation: 2888
Posts: 100
Atheista
19.12.2024 21:52:04
Strawberry Shortbake

 i try to be optimistic but i'm deeply sad 90% of the time and this may just be my quarter life crisis talking but i have no idea what im doing, like ever. 26 and i still can't tell you "what i wanna be when i grow up"

19.12.2024 21:52:04
 
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 204084
Reputation: 44291
Posts: 2049
Antitheocra
21.12.2024 01:12:13
Bimbo Pimp

It is snowing again and I love it! Bad weather can't stop me from enjoying the outdoors! >.< Will be taking a trip out to the campgrounds and try out ice-fishing! First time for everything, wish me luck! 

21.12.2024 01:12:13

                                                              

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
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What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

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The Town Square.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
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Pink

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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
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Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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