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631
Created
24.04.2015
Author
Moody
pu$$ydestroya
Level 7
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 278
Reputation: 379
Posts: 46
Freethinkerland
05.05.2016 13:42:56
pu$$ydestroya

I would master the bajooki, it is a Turkish instrument.
If you could replace any historical figures water with pee without them knowing, who would it be?


05.05.2016 13:42:56
PU$$Y DESTROYA 
FTW
BAD ASS BISH 


Trina Jameson
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7698
Reputation: 5539
Posts: 651
Secville
05.05.2016 19:25:59
Trina Jameson

Hitler
If you could chose between being rich or find your soulmate, what would you chose?

05.05.2016 19:25:59
"Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same." - Emily Brontë

Yaedia
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5570
Reputation: 2316
Posts: 327
Agnostica
07.05.2016 19:36:21
Yaedia

Find your soulmate
If you could choose to eat whatever you want but have no taste and of smell or to eat that very little thing but have the taste and smell?

07.05.2016 19:36:21
Carpe diem quam minimun credula postero.
Phuckinbimbo
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1731
Reputation: 1903
Posts: 1227
Freethinkerland
22.05.2016 02:31:53
Phuckinbimbo

Eat whatever I want but have no taste and or smell.

Would you live the rest of your life with someone who smelled or spend the rest of your life alone?

22.05.2016 02:31:53
One can not feel when they have no soul.





Nia
Nia
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3368
Reputation: 4637
Posts: 2631
Antitheocra
22.05.2016 19:18:29
Nia

it is really easy to get used to smells

if you could would you have the man of your dreams but have no legs or have a man you hardly love but be gross rich

22.05.2016 19:18:29
    
Yaedia
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5570
Reputation: 2316
Posts: 327
Agnostica
23.05.2016 13:36:59
Yaedia

The man of my dreams !

If you could you prefer to be tetraplegic but extremely rich or to have a super good health but super poor ?

23.05.2016 13:36:59
Carpe diem quam minimun credula postero.
Nia
Nia
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3368
Reputation: 4637
Posts: 2631
Antitheocra
05.06.2016 02:14:30
Nia

If you could you prefer to be tetraplegic but extremely rich or to have a super good health but super poor ?
poor with good health

if you could would you kill your mom or or rape 3 babys


05.06.2016 02:14:30
    
Phuckinbimbo
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1731
Reputation: 1903
Posts: 1227
Freethinkerland
05.06.2016 14:03:36
Phuckinbimbo

Kill my mom.

Would you eat an entire pizza or an entire container of ice cream?

05.06.2016 14:03:36
One can not feel when they have no soul.





kathiegym
Level 94
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 647183
Reputation: 89358
Posts: 5369
Agnostica
06.06.2016 02:53:34
kathiegym

If I could, I would be an olympic rhythmical gimnast ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

06.06.2016 02:53:34
LOVE YOURSELF
Nia
Nia
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3368
Reputation: 4637
Posts: 2631
Antitheocra
06.06.2016 03:34:27
Nia

Phuckinbimbo wrote:
Kill my mom.

Would you eat an entire pizza or an entire container of ice cream?
ice cream
if you could would you have an amusement park  full of celebrities or have an island full of majestic animals that wont kill you

06.06.2016 03:34:27
    

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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