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Introducing your Justice Ministers

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163
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17.07.2024
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SweetasNuts
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 563
Atheista
21.07.2024 22:52:51
SweetasNuts parody

gift no paying senator. if he paying senator he could run for any an he cant no badge proof he no payign senator an should no be eligable to be minister justice if he cant run for any other minister role. stop with fake news narartive that he paying senator no badge mean he should no be minister justice. Mr Sweetasnuts should care cause dean no pay for his senatorship mean he may no pay for anything at all an get away with freebies. this Sweetasnuts buisness it would be dumb for him no care bout dean paying his way.
Pollyx wrote: (original post HERE)
SweetasNuts parody wrote: (original post HERE)hmm is you dumb ximbo? yes DUX you are. you should kno pay senator have badge it probably why he applied for minister of justice as he could no run fpr other roles just like he tried to for state minister...


21.07.2024 22:52:51
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Hot Topica
Level 50
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 2357
Atheista
21.07.2024 22:58:35
Hot Topica

craigslist-stripper wrote: (original post HERE)
SweetasNuts wrote: (original post HERE)The term after that 1/2/2025 - 1/5/2025 = Katie Boutique. Freedom based governance not the freedom to block people it would seem! what other normal features of this site will suddenly become jailable offenses...
Why do the freedom and free speech crowd always hate when others use their freedom?

Also our future MoJ Dean is no longer nakey and is looking FRESH

21.07.2024 22:58:35
  FREE PALESTINE  
tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 178479
Reputation: 65050
Posts: 3078
Agnostica
21.07.2024 23:09:43
tibby

SweetasNuts parody wrote: (original post HERE)
hmm is you dumb ximbo? yes DUX you are. you should kno pay senator have badge it probably why he applied for minister of justice as he could no run fpr other roles just like he tried to for state minister an prime ximbo but found he could no do it....
i’ve got no clue how exactly senatorship works. all i know is
see: senator
is: senator

21.07.2024 23:09:43
       

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
21.07.2024 23:19:27
SweetasNuts parody

pay senator have badge to proof you pay for it. dean no have badge mean he no pay so he cant run for other roles. simple you have badge he no have one. he no get perks of senatorship. minister justice will be paid job yet he no pay in role like you an katie did. he getting freebie out of it. he scamming Sweetasnuts since position is for paying senator which he not

hat topico it no freedom of speech it freedom of dumb when you an other no accept he no pay senator which is required for position. go cry about it  being jail for 1 day

21.07.2024 23:19:27
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
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Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
21.07.2024 23:38:01
craigslist-stripper

hi sweetasnuts parody i see i need to explain you a thing again here - see dean senatorship IS paid. just because dean no pay for it, don’t mean it “free” it still cost real money and that money go to site contribute to salary

same way like when you mom buy you chicken tendies and mountain dew, just because you no pay for them dont mean they “free” it still cost money for you mom. i know it hard for you to understand but maybe you try real hard you understand why she frustrated that you eat drink so much because it expensive for her and you no contribute.

dean contribute, he keep promise run for government work for site. maybe you learn a thing from him? maybe you could work earn money help you mom pay bills sometime? food electricity internet probably big ones for her, i know you no use water for drink or toilet shower so no worry bout that one lol

21.07.2024 23:38:01

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
22.07.2024 00:21:30
SweetasNuts parody

no shocking prositute cant grasp it. dean did not pay for senatorship he got for free. you have to pay to have  posistion of minister which he not do. requirment for minister posistion you have to be pay senator he is not.he get paid job from which he not supposed to gte since it for pay senators. he scam site with this you have to pay in to get pay out with job. he not pay in. not hard to understand. dean no contribute money to this site in order to get minister posistion which is what is important to Sweetasnuts

my mom bought me food and drink your pimp dad fed you birth control

22.07.2024 00:21:30
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 178479
Reputation: 65050
Posts: 3078
Agnostica
22.07.2024 00:30:57
tibby

craigslist-stripper wrote: (original post HERE)
hi sweetasnuts parody i see i need to explain you a thing again here - see dean senatorship IS paid. just because dean no pay for it, don’t mean it “free” it still cost real money and that money go to site contribute to salary same way like...
craig this explanation is iconic, we pray SAN parody use water for drink and toilet shower soon

22.07.2024 00:30:57
       

craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
22.07.2024 01:17:07
craigslist-stripper

SweetasNuts parody wrote: (original post HERE)
my mom bought me food and drink your pimp dad fed you birth control
your mom WISH she use birth control :3c

22.07.2024 01:17:07

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 48314
Reputation: 32703
Posts: 1849
Atheista
22.07.2024 06:41:23
Dean Winchester

SweetasNuts parody wrote: (original post HERE)
no shocking prositute cant grasp it. dean did not pay for senatorship he got for free. you have to pay to have posistion of minister which he not do. requirment for minister posistion you have to be pay senator he is not.he get paid job from which...
alright so

i said i would run for PB if someone gifted me senatorship. i recived it, didnt have it long enough to run, and then when i WAS eligible to run mr nuts got rid of the PB role and i applied for minister of justice. TO KEEP MY PROMISE (AS whoever bought me senatorship bought me A WHOLE ASS YEAR which is INSANE and very appreciated.) i applied for minister of justice and not only got it, but got THE FIRST TERM. CLEARLY chris liked my application. *i* may not have paid for it, but someone did and spent a whole year on me which isnt cheap. i do plan on using some of the money i get from being MOJ to continue my senatorship so i can sontinue being apart of the goverment and giving back to ximboland. i do think its funny how butthurt you are about me getting MOJ. is it really because i didnt pay or did you apply and didnt get it?

22.07.2024 06:41:23
Bimbo Pimp
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Reputation: 42719
Posts: 1913
Atheista
22.07.2024 15:27:31
Bimbo Pimp

Well, congrats Dean! I am looking forward to the convos to be had. I am liking the lineup for the next 9 months!

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22.07.2024 15:27:31
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