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17.07.2024
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SweetasNuts
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348925
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
21.07.2024 20:30:59
craigslist-stripper

SweetasNuts wrote: (original post HERE)
The term after that 1/2/2025 - 1/5/2025 = Katie Boutique. Freedom based governance
not the freedom to block people it would seem! what other normal features of this site will suddenly become jailable offenses under Katie’s leadership? counting games perhaps?

21.07.2024 20:30:59

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
21.07.2024 20:40:24
SweetasNuts parody

hmm is you dumb ximbo? yes DUX you are. you should kno pay senator have badge it probably why he applied for minister of justice as he could no run fpr other roles just like he tried to for state minister an prime ximbo but found he could no do it. shoudl you tribby be trust wih minister of justice role if you not know this and is showing baised. he may be senator you miss point he is no PAYING SENATOR catch up dumb dumb
tibby wrote: (original post HERE)
look under their name in the forum and you’ll see that they are in fact, a senator


21.07.2024 20:40:24
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67644
Reputation: 52576
Posts: 1779
Agnostica
21.07.2024 20:44:47
Daphnee_Mino

craigslist-stripper wrote: (original post HERE)
SweetasNuts wrote: (original post HERE)The term after that 1/2/2025 - 1/5/2025 = Katie Boutique. Freedom based governance not the freedom to block people it would seem! what other normal features of this site will suddenly become jailable offenses...
In defence of katie maybe its the

21.07.2024 20:44:47
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11630
Posts: 605
Agnostica
21.07.2024 20:48:56
CarCrashBimbo

I just realized that jorts mean jean shorts but also jumbo shorts,
which is what Craigsy is wearing in his bio.  
both are not stylish.  I should know.
I am stylish.

21.07.2024 20:48:56

Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67644
Reputation: 52576
Posts: 1779
Agnostica
21.07.2024 20:55:07
Daphnee_Mino

Another thread where there is just so much to talk abt, LOL! i didnt realize it was j for jumbo but makes total sense… they are actually so back in style katie! But i support stylishness without having to follow current trends…

21.07.2024 20:55:07
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
Pollyx
Level 127
Status: Minister of Fashion
Sex Appeal: 1602696
Reputation: 60213
Posts: 1164
Antitheocra
21.07.2024 20:55:32
Pollyx

SweetasNuts parody wrote: (original post HERE)
hmm is you dumb ximbo? yes DUX you are. you should kno pay senator have badge it probably why he applied for minister of justice as he could no run fpr other roles just like he tried to for state minister an prime ximbo but found he could no do it....
a few months ago before the PX election someone gifted Dean a year of senatorship, which means he's a paying senator because someone paid for it. however, if someone else gifts you senatorship you don't get the badge for this. but if you go back to any of those court threads around the time you'll see dean talking about having been gifted senatorship to run for PX. now that the PX office isn't available, he's running for minister to fulfill his promise of running for office if someone gifted senatorship. not an artifact, senatorship was paid for, therefore a paying senator. if you somehow require that dean spend his OWN money on this instead of someone else spending the money, that is kind of a weird ask and i'm truly not sure why that would matter or why sweetasnuts would care.

secondarily i just wish y'all would get off your silly alts and try to have fun on the site again. embrace a new era, chill out. it's probably not good for your skin to be doing this shit still unless it truly is fun for you, in which case...? i guess carry on? but the site is shifting and moving and what you're doing feels just kind of redundant and petty when other people are trying to create space for fun and entertainment again. i try not to respond to this stuff but it just confuses me so there's my brief take and now i dip out once more

21.07.2024 20:55:32
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Here
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CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11630
Posts: 605
Agnostica
21.07.2024 21:23:00
CarCrashBimbo

Polly, the reason you don’t like “alts”, as you call them pejoratively,
Is because you cannot control them.
Secondary Characters, as they are also known by
(in the film and literary fields)
are new to Ximboland, and you are just going to have to
learn to accept and interact with them as best you can.
Or ignore them.  But don’t expect them to ignore you back.

Ximboland is a fantasy world that is now wide open to all creative endeavors.
Including being in a troupe of Community Organized Flatland-centered cults.
You play your game.  Everyone else will play theirs.

21.07.2024 21:23:00

Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67644
Reputation: 52576
Posts: 1779
Agnostica
21.07.2024 21:33:16
Daphnee_Mino

I will destroy  Community Organized Flatland-centered cults…. Just kidding. I do not hold such power. Wise men once said: tee hee.

21.07.2024 21:33:16
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112257
Posts: 3404
Secville
21.07.2024 21:40:06
KatieBoutique

craigslist-stripper wrote: (original post HERE)
SweetasNuts wrote: (original post HERE)The term after that 1/2/2025 - 1/5/2025 = Katie Boutique. Freedom based governance not the freedom to block people it would seem! what other normal features of this site will suddenly become jailable offenses...
21:43

21.07.2024 21:40:06

Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12706
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
21.07.2024 22:48:28
Slayyyocrates

You are all having a spirited conversation,
and I don’t want to derail it,
but is this really the time or place to be having this discussion?
https://ximbo.land/forum/is-this-the-time-or-place-to-discuss-this/t14999

21.07.2024 22:48:28
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

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