Is Jacking Off a Sport?

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15.10.2022 19:46:28
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Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? I don't know about you but I consider that to be a sport, okay? If people can sit back and label golf, which is the boringest sport in the world, a sport, if you can label that a sport and if you can label fishing as a sport I know very well you can label jacking off a sport. Think about it, what athletically are you really doing in golf, my neighbor? All you're doing is hitting the golf club, "Oh my God man, that’s a long-ass birdie man. Nice birdie, nice putt man! 250 yar-" get outta here nobody cares about that boring-ass shit. Who really watches golf? Nobody gives a fuck, it makes neighbors fall asleep.

15.10.2022 19:46:28
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15.10.2022 19:50:03
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is jacking off whilst playing golf a sport 

15.10.2022 19:50:03
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15.10.2022 20:07:34
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i think theres competitive jerking off isnt some guy a record holder for the longest session or something

15.10.2022 20:07:34
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15.10.2022 23:25:45
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15.10.2022 23:33:46
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No

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16.10.2022 05:00:09
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Sport: “an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment.”

Exactly what skill is required to jerk off? What would be the goal of this sport - who can finish first? Hitting a bullseye with your cums? Imagine representing your country at the Olympics for competitive wanking lmao.

16.10.2022 05:00:09
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16.10.2022 06:39:02
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listen, it's not a sport, but we should make it a sport. it should be in the olympics, but we should make it so. 

16.10.2022 06:39:02
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16.10.2022 07:20:56
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well it would explain why i have no interest in it

16.10.2022 07:20:56
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16.10.2022 14:21:43
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If it were a sport it should be only for adults but i think its unnecessary if you ask me 

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18.10.2022 02:52:34
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