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Is Jacking Off a Sport?

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152
Created
15.10.2022
Author
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13ambrose666
Level 67
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 239540
Reputation: 50025
Posts: 123
Antitheocra
07.03.2024 07:47:46
13ambrose666

girl im a gold medalist lmaooo
we talking length of time, intensity. amount...? i can do it alll

07.03.2024 07:47:46
bugs in ur skin theres bugs in ur skin get them out get m out getmou tt 


pisslicker
Level 4
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 270
Reputation: 77
Posts: 2
Antitheocra
10.03.2024 01:57:24
pisslicker

should be in the olumpics

10.03.2024 01:57:24
StoyaVelour
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14442
Reputation: 10399
Posts: 271
Atheista
10.03.2024 18:39:07
StoyaVelour

it could be....

10.03.2024 18:39:07
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SweetasNuts fanboy
Level 10
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 833
Reputation: 1915
Posts: 146
Reasonopia
10.03.2024 22:37:04
SweetasNuts fanboy

Not with s small penis. Some say small penises are ok. No they are not. Its 8 inches or a penis extension

10.03.2024 22:37:04
Teh pink house claimed i was SweetasNuts alt even though my username has fanboy and from different state.  They do not know what they doin.
The clue is in the name - The Fashionable republic of Ximboland. Shut up and buy Ximboland history book!
Julix
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2386
Reputation: 2006
Posts: 11
Atheista
11.03.2024 02:13:44
Julix

yes

11.03.2024 02:13:44

Daquan
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 967
Reputation: 842
Posts: 6
Freethinkerland
11.03.2024 19:56:58
Daquan

It's a sport and I'm winning it

11.03.2024 19:56:58

Buutchea
Level 13
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 1383
Reputation: 1209
Posts: 10
Agnostica
12.03.2024 04:13:27
Buutchea

I suppose it could be considered a sport if we are considering a "sport" as something in which you exert yourself physically.  However, I believe it is a risky one that should not be pushed on society or endorsed as a profession.  I believe it should be in the privacy of ones home, with someone you trust and connect with deeply. Lack of privacy and trust can be traumatizing, encourage a harmful adoption of hypersexuality, or make people feel violated.

STDs, unwanted pregnancies, and emotional damages are a few risks sex as a sport may bring. A less risky alternative is masturbation, but I fear for the effects it may have on one's social/emotional capacity to train yourself to win at sex. By being a professional "sexer" you make yourself a sex object. Which is why I believe sex does not belong in the Olympics, however I would imagine it is appropriate for the Bimbo-lympics. 


12.03.2024 04:13:27
bimbooncrack
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8438
Reputation: 10847
Posts: 1028
Agnostica
13.03.2024 18:52:44
bimbooncrack

id watch a bimbolympic abt it ngl 

13.03.2024 18:52:44

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Ezra Stardust
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 21948
Reputation: 9986
Posts: 26
Atheista
14.03.2024 03:28:13
Ezra Stardust

it can be if ur good enough at it

14.03.2024 03:28:13

bimbooncrack
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8438
Reputation: 10847
Posts: 1028
Agnostica
14.03.2024 15:29:08
bimbooncrack

imagine if the dominant hand get significantly buffer than the hand tho LMAO

14.03.2024 15:29:08

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