Jail Break

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Created
16.09.2026
Minister of Entertainment

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Atheista
16.09.2026 01:21:43
ur gf calls me mommy

Uh oh… the alarms are blaring at the Jail & Rehab Center! The cell doors swung open; there are no guards to be found, and it’s time to riot. This is the chance to bust out, but a true Ximbo would never leave wearing last season’s look. Pick a cell block, grab your weapon, and pull off a fashionable runaway.

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PICK YOUR CELL BLOCK

CELL A: 
Orange Is the New Pink
The classic orange jumpsuit, but make it GLAM. Bling it, belt it, crop it, add heels, do whatever!

CELL B: Stripes & Sparkle
Old-school black-and-white convict stripes with a seriously luxe upgrade.

CELL C: The Great Escape
You’re sneaking out TONIGHT. Dark, sleek, and stealthy… or a disguise.

CELL D: Parole Board
Early release is on the line! Look so polished and innocent they have to let you.

CELL E: Junkie Rehabilitation
You’ve been sniffing a little too much power powder, and your goldfish was concerned. After an intervention, you went to rehab in your best fit.

CELL F: Rehab Resort
You’re not checked in, you’re on a “wellness retreat”. Fluffy robes, slippers, face masks, maybe a little power powder.
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RULES:
Open to ALL players
One entry per player ~ No alts!
Say what cell block you’re in
Use any items. Creativity beats a big budget.
Keep your look within the guidelines… or you might end up in the real Ximboland Jail!
Entries close October 1st. (I may or may not have something spooky up my sleeve…)

JUDGING GUIDELINES
Does the look fit the cell block you chose?
How creative is your outfit?
Does the whole outfit come together?
(BONUS) What SILLY crime did the person above commit?
…that reminds me
GET BONUS POINTS BY SAYING WHAT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU DID TO GET ARRESTED (OR SENT TO REHAB) THE FUNNIER, THE BETTER! THE FUNNIEST ONE GETS EXTRA REWARDS. (Can only be silly reasons. I don’t want any “dark humor” on this. Any references to real harm, politics, or disgusting behavior will be forfeited. For example, saying someone murdered Miss Bimbo is okay. However, saying someone murdered the Prime Ximbo is NOT okay. Got any questions on what is allowable? Check the Ximboland rules, or feel free to message me!)

~ PRIZES ~
MOST WANTED (1st): 500 diamonds
Partner in Crime (2nd): 250 diamonds
Getaway Driver (3rd): 125 diamonds
Master Escape Artist (honorable mention): 50 diamonds
Court Recorder (best crime given): one lottery ticket

WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED OCTOBER 3RD

16.09.2026 01:21:43

Minister of Entertainment

Level 51
Sex Appeal 104237
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Posts 182
Atheista
16.09.2026 01:22:13
ur gf calls me mommy

ur gf calls me mommy 
For example! CELL A. (Only posting this as an example, and so the first person can “arrest” me)

16.09.2026 01:22:13

Senator

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Reasonopia
16.09.2026 01:42:20
Slayyyocrates

“CELL D: Parole Board - Early release is on the line! Look so polished and innocent they have to let you.”

Claire”, you were arrested by me, Officer Slayyyocrates, 2 days ago for having a name I cannot spell for The life of me.  As your parole officer, I am satisfied that you have accepted the name “Claire” as a replacement.  In addition, you have come up with a brilliant challenge, and my entire Gang of Nutcases is going to get involved in this regardless of the consequences…probably in the Xeetsletters, but perhaps in my Townhall once I take control of The Decrepit State of Reasonopia in a few hours. 

 For refusing to RIOT with the other jackanapes and rabble rousers, I hereby set you free.

OFFICERSOC

Slayyyocrates


16.09.2026 01:42:20
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z9g0cBTetww?si=YpVc-H7tOLq8dRg0
I’m not falling for Katherine’s BimboTech eyeball crap…
———*******zzzaaaaaaaap*******———+ Plan R Engaged

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