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Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209028
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
31.05.2020 23:59:23
Alexstrasza

meatbomb wrote:
ooh so angwy!
wuh oh! poow cishet awexstwasza angwy!!
watch out! she may call you a slur! uwu
Quoting this so it sticks.
Please behave in accordance with the forum rules. Meatbomb has been forum banned for 24 hours. 


railophone wrote:
Treat other members with respect. Insults, personal attacks, appropriation, discriminatory language or any kind of language that incites hatred towards any group of people or promotes hateful views of that group will NOT be tolerated.
I am mildly confused. I told them I don't hold what they said about us not being friends against them because I know they might be feeling down right now. There's nothing offensive about having mood swings. It's unfortunate, yes, but a fact of life. Please let me know if what I said offended you Jordan and I will remove it immediately! 

31.05.2020 23:59:23
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 272109
Reputation: 40157
Posts: 1181
Atheista
01.06.2020 00:11:10
torrenoia

Alexstrasza wrote:
meatbomb wrote:
ooh so angwy!
wuh oh! poow cishet awexstwasza angwy!!
watch out! she may call you a slur! uwu
Quoting this so it sticks.
Please behave in accordance with the forum rules. Meatbomb has been forum banned for 24 hours. 


railophone wrote:
Treat other members with respect. Insults, personal attacks, appropriation, discriminatory language or any kind of language that incites hatred towards any group of people or promotes hateful views of that group will NOT be tolerated.
I am mildly confused. I told them I don't hold what they said about us not being friends against them because I know they might be feeling down right now. There's nothing offensive about having mood swings. It's unfortunate, yes, but a fact of life. Please let me know if what I said offended you Jordan and I will remove it immediately! 
would you really block a friend </3?

get lost ugly

01.06.2020 00:11:10
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
cowboy
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27680
Reputation: 16243
Posts: 438
Atheista
01.06.2020 00:19:19
cowboy

Alexstrasza wrote:
meatbomb wrote:
ooh so angwy!
wuh oh! poow cishet awexstwasza angwy!!
watch out! she may call you a slur! uwu
Quoting this so it sticks.
Please behave in accordance with the forum rules. Meatbomb has been forum banned for 24 hours. 


railophone wrote:
Treat other members with respect. Insults, personal attacks, appropriation, discriminatory language or any kind of language that incites hatred towards any group of people or promotes hateful views of that group will NOT be tolerated.
I am mildly confused. I told them I don't hold what they said about us not being friends against them because I know they might be feeling down right now. There's nothing offensive about having mood swings. It's unfortunate, yes, but a fact of life. Please let me know if what I said offended you Jordan and I will remove it immediately! 
hi alex, i understand u had good intentions but the way u said it comes across as a little patronising, as if u were using mood swings as a way of insulting torrenoia. i hope u can understand how it might be interpreted that way. as a forum guardian i think its important that ur careful how u word things, just in case it comes across as hurtful. thank u <3


01.06.2020 00:19:19
 
railophone
Level 64
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 71396
Posts: 1076
Freethinkerland
01.06.2020 00:20:45
railophone

I think it's pretty clear your language suggests sarcasm and that you're making fun of their mood because pretty much everyone knows you guys aren't friends. You've blocked them and called them hateful with no empathy previously, so it's fair to assume this time isn't any different. I just think it was done covertly, which, unfortunately, some people still saw through.

01.06.2020 00:20:45
You can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay. You need to be better. -S3E10 Bojack Horseman
David boreanaz
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26359
Reputation: 15178
Posts: 350
Antitheocra
01.06.2020 00:27:34
David boreanaz

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01.06.2020 00:27:34
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 272109
Reputation: 40157
Posts: 1181
Atheista
01.06.2020 00:30:59
torrenoia

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01.06.2020 00:30:59
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
Origin
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Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27195
Reputation: 12185
Posts: 102
Reasonopia
01.06.2020 00:33:41
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01.06.2020 00:33:41

Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209028
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
01.06.2020 00:36:04
Alexstrasza

Thank you Cowboy for that thoughtful explanation. I assure you I did not intend any sarcasm with it but I will remove my post so as to avoid causing them any more harm. 

g

01.06.2020 00:36:04
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
cowboy
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27680
Reputation: 16243
Posts: 438
Atheista
01.06.2020 00:39:04
cowboy

Alexstrasza wrote:
Thank you Cowboy for that thoughtful explanation. I assure you I did not intend any sarcasm with it but I will remove my post so as to avoid causing them any more harm. 

g
thank you for understanding alex :)

p

01.06.2020 00:39:04
 
David boreanaz
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26359
Reputation: 15178
Posts: 350
Antitheocra
01.06.2020 00:42:46
David boreanaz

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01.06.2020 00:42:46

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