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let’s chat ✧ clothing pet peeves

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101
Created
12.01.2023
samhainx
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27641
Reputation: 14400
Posts: 148
Atheista
12.06.2023 13:05:54
samhainx

bras with the LONGEST tags ever and it gets in the way but when you cut it its itchy ughhh

12.06.2023 13:05:54
yours cruelly 
Joanna Gaga
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 36019
Reputation: 20370
Posts: 13
Atheista
13.06.2023 13:46:35
Joanna Gaga

duuude when i want to buy a cute top and when it arrives its suuuper cropped,, like obnoxiously so,, like my bra is almost peeking out.. its already so hard finding pants that are long enough when you're almost 5'10 and then in addition to that you look like you bought your shirt in the kids-section in Target.. it's almost like they make every shirt with a cute design for pre-teens...

13.06.2023 13:46:35

choptop
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18736
Reputation: 11713
Posts: 144
Atheista
13.06.2023 20:43:18
choptop

I LOATH when clothes are advertised as sensory-friendly but have the most annoying ass tags on them, especially thick cloth tags that are sewn into the actual shirt. I start performing surgery on my clothes to get out tags atp

13.06.2023 20:43:18
⋆·˚ ༘ *Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with dateline NBC. Why don't you take a seat right over there?⋆·˚ ༘ 
Ashly Xayvion
Level 47
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 80068
Reputation: 41053
Posts: 64
Atheista
06.09.2023 17:14:55
Ashly Xayvion

non elastic skirts that fit my waist but not my hips

06.09.2023 17:14:55
Gemima1984
Level 111
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1084790
Reputation: 60107
Posts: 1984
Atheista
15.09.2023 19:59:00
Gemima1984

Sports bras with the removable cups and then they come out in the wash or fold over and sit weird so after you've cleaned your clothes you have to spend ages wrestling them back into place. I just remove them right away now. (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠)

15.09.2023 19:59:00
emily voyage
Level 10
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 849
Reputation: 611
Posts: 1
Atheista
16.09.2023 02:37:19
emily voyage

shirts that are about midriff length that look better tucked in but DON'T STAY TUCKED IN AND U HAVE TO FUCK WITH IT EVERY FIVE MINUTES AND CCOMES OUT WHENEVER U SIT DOWN. :3

16.09.2023 02:37:19
fuck 12

dorian_erectra
Level 49
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 93063
Reputation: 39351
Posts: 111
Atheista
01.10.2023 10:31:23
dorian_erectra

scratchy polyester material 

01.10.2023 10:31:23
Audrea
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1931
Reputation: 1629
Posts: 26
Atheista
02.10.2023 05:28:24
Audrea

Fabrics that don't iron well/are see-through! SO annoying!

02.10.2023 05:28:24

HouseWifey
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5465
Reputation: 4714
Posts: 18
Atheista
03.10.2023 02:46:24
HouseWifey

pants only fitting on my hips but not my waist :( girl idk how to sew

03.10.2023 02:46:24
Little tits, big heart <3
LuLu2711
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2121
Reputation: 1814
Posts: 33
Atheista
04.10.2023 14:01:20
LuLu2711

When its scritchy scratchy AND when youre wearin a top w spaghetti straps and the straps keep falling down D:

04.10.2023 14:01:20

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