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Agnostica
30.06.2020 12:24:54
godiva

Vitiligo really had the nerve to appear above my lip and give me a reverse mustache huh

30.06.2020 12:24:54

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30.06.2020 17:47:15
Lil' George Bubblegum

godiva wrote:
Vitiligo really had the nerve to appear above my lip and give me a reverse mustache huh
I'll be honest, if that happened to me I wouldn't even be mad
Also fun fact: my high school philosophy teacher had vitiligo on the area around his eyes so it often looked like his body had a tan except for that patch. He joked he forgot to remove his glasses when he went out in the sun dkrnfkleldntledlsfjslfjfldalcjlsxnfl

30.06.2020 17:47:15
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Secville
30.06.2020 19:03:21
Calico Cat

hmm thinking about her..... rice.. 

30.06.2020 19:03:21


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Atheista
30.06.2020 20:27:05
Angel Dust

I started The Sacred Geometry Club when I was in kindergarten. The whole time I was hooked on psilocybin. My friend Lenny gave me his calculator and showed me all the numbers I could use. He showed me all the numbers that I didn’t know existed. I just cranked out the most vulgar equations. And anyone who tried to stop me found their place in the pecking order. But most of the initiates followed the laws of the planet as written by man. It gave me a horrible, irrational fear that nobody else shared. I thought: ‘The world is full of very intelligent people, and you’re not one of them.’ So I joined The Ungathering. They had one rule: No YouTube. No Memes. No Nothing. It became our mantra: ‘It’s not fucking happening.’ That’s the only thing I remember from school.

30.06.2020 20:27:05
stream "chekhov's guns" by mclusky
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Atheista
30.06.2020 23:30:05
Juggalo Rights

peeslurper69 wrote:
Juggalo Rights wrote:
if anyone has anything literally anything that would work in a goth/ic room in new horizons pls let me know im begging on my gd knees i have such shit luck with furniture PLS
what kind of stuff are u looking for? i don't have a crazy amount but i could see what i got 
black furniture in general would be great!!! especially black kitchen items (i already have a fridge tho) 

in particular any items in the antique set in black

30.06.2020 23:30:05
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01.07.2020 01:48:25
scapegrace

why is the pbfc entry period on? did i miss something

01.07.2020 01:48:25

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Freethinkerland
01.07.2020 03:24:09
railophone

scapegrace wrote:
why is the pbfc entry period on? did i miss something
It's july 1st in game time; if you're in the US it's still the 30th of june though

01.07.2020 03:24:09
You can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay. You need to be better. -S3E10 Bojack Horseman
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Atheista
01.07.2020 06:58:35
peeslurper69

the disconnect between demands of animal crossing players who have been into the series since before new horizons vs those who have just gotten into it is really funny actually hdsfhdfs

new players are like ugh why can't i change the beaches or the river mouths or choose my airport color or move resident services or 
and older players are like ugh why did nintendo release a bare-bones game and ditch so many items, features, and characters...can we have them back Please

not hating on new players, it's just really funny to see. like this much freedom has never been in an AC game before (ie. terraforming, putting furniture outside, being able to choose where houses and buildings go, etc.) and yet newer players still don't think it's enough LOL shjdfdfshj esp bc for a lot of people the charm of animal crossing is kind of lost when you can micromanage every little detail about it /shrug


01.07.2020 06:58:35
your reluctant optimist 
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01.07.2020 07:15:58
Lil' George Bubblegum

Got a Hazbinnie stan calling me slurs and making a callout post about me on a post I criticized her fave show on tumblr today and the callout was for......... having the same icon as the person who harassed her in the past which thus meant I was the same person


Like, ma'am u had so much shit to call me out on but it was because I had to obviously be the same person who harassed u months ago just because we have the same icon? bitch i didn't even change my url in 3 years of account what the fuck u smokin

01.07.2020 07:15:58
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01.07.2020 07:17:35
meatbomb

me nd my co-dm r nerfing this one dudes vampire abilities and he's a lil upset about it, like sir you are level 4 you cannot summon hordes of wolves at level 4 I already gave you a fucking gun  </3 its so unsexy that theres no official already nerfed vampire PC race

01.07.2020 07:17:35

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