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Muffy Mynxxx wrote:
left my fittonia plant out on the bathroom counter on accident after letting it bask in my morning shower steam, and came home to it eATEN BY CATS

thank goodness its not toxic tho

eeeeek that's so scary to me, i only just recently got a cat and im so afraid of him getting into things he's not supposed to. im really glad the plant your cats got into isnt toxic but do you have any toxic houseplants and if so do you have any tips to keep them away from the cats? my mom got me a ficus recently and i couldn't say no or anything and i cant get rid of it and i really don't know what to do with it


15.04.2022 09:35:10
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15.04.2022 11:51:16
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oh man, i'm actually sad i didn't manage to get in top 5 this time on PXFC not gonna lie, but gotta love all the people that voted me <3
You just have to put on 50000 layers and 6000 digital effects. Or just be certain users I guess!

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15.04.2022 13:30:56
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Amy Winehouse was such a stunning and talented icon, not everyone has that to their credit!

15.04.2022 13:30:56
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
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15.04.2022 14:12:06
Muffy Mynxxx

「DECADANCE」- Counting Goats... if I can't be yours- wrote:
Muffy Mynxxx wrote:
left my fittonia plant out on the bathroom counter on accident after letting it bask in my morning shower steam, and came home to it eATEN BY CATS

thank goodness its not toxic tho

eeeeek that's so scary to me, i only just recently got a cat and im so afraid of him getting into things he's not supposed to. im really glad the plant your cats got into isnt toxic but do you have any toxic houseplants and if so do you have any tips to keep them away from the cats? my mom got me a ficus recently and i couldn't say no or anything and i cant get rid of it and i really don't know what to do with it

I just keep all my plants in my bedroom where my cats aren’t allowed. I’m not sure what else there is to do to keep cats away, cause they will certainly go where they please lol. Other friends of mine who are cat and plant parents have a room specifically for plants. I’m sorry I’m not much help with this!

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15.04.2022 14:19:10
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「DECADANCE」- Counting Goats... if I can't be yours- wrote:
Muffy Mynxxx wrote:
left my fittonia plant out on the bathroom counter on accident after letting it bask in my morning shower steam, and came home to it eATEN BY CATS

thank goodness its not toxic tho

eeeeek that's so scary to me, i only just recently got a cat and im so afraid of him getting into things he's not supposed to. im really glad the plant your cats got into isnt toxic but do you have any toxic houseplants and if so do you have any tips to keep them away from the cats? my mom got me a ficus recently and i couldn't say no or anything and i cant get rid of it and i really don't know what to do with it

We keep ours that are toxic to them on top of the kitchen cabinets (like the space between the cabinets and ceiling), hang from the ceiling, or on the balcony. If you're worried that you can't keep your cat separate from it though, I would regift to someone else LOL

15.04.2022 14:19:10
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hanging from the ceiling seems like a good solution... i've been wondering about keeping it in a cage maybe like a birdcage. haha im a worrier so im definitely disproportionately worried about it but i can't regift and don't want to or anything it's a bonsai that my mom got all the grandkids to commemorate our grandma who passed away recently. aaauuugh lol i really just need to relax over it lol im sure it will be fine

15.04.2022 15:38:20
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15.04.2022 18:53:17
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just spent like 200 dollars at target... got a ton of stuff though, and it will be good stuff to take with me when we move ^__^ 

15.04.2022 18:53:17
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15.04.2022 18:56:02
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I am so so happy that I got 4th place in pbfc!! This is the first time I got in the top 5 after... almost 3 years of playing lmaoo

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15.04.2022 19:35:55
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i loveee ur look sm!! its giving medieval fae. giving stevie nicks

15.04.2022 19:35:55
I love fake people, I love games, I love drama, music means nothing to me. I’m not a chill guy and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would betray any of my loved ones at any time and I would not hesitate to hit them with a car.
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15.04.2022 22:28:26
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I've gotta say I'm really happy with the turnout for the pretty in pink contest so far ^__^ there's still time to enter if you haven't yet and want to ~

15.04.2022 22:28:26

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