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Freethinkerland
25.04.2022 07:53:30
Dye96

Dean Winchester wrote:
Love coming back to bimboland and reading thru the forums like it’s a news paper of what y’all have been doing lmfaooooo. Also I keep getting carbon organic milk ads. Idk what that is. I’d prefer ball shaving ads bc at least the guys on those are sometimes hot. 
Sometimes just sleeping is enough, I usually have at least 5 pages worth of drama in the morning

25.04.2022 07:53:30
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Atheista
25.04.2022 08:00:00
Dean Winchester

Yeah it’s true tho tha drama just grows day by day on here! 

25.04.2022 08:00:00
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25.04.2022 08:15:00
ButterfIy

l wrote:
Good morning bl, it's Monday! What are we crying about today?
Pregnancy.

25.04.2022 08:15:00
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
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25.04.2022 08:29:38
AuntieLice

l wrote:
Good morning bl, it's Monday! What are we crying about today?
Women, vegetables and identity politics.

Johnny Delp LOST a trial. He's gonna lose another one soon. I love seeing ugly losers take L after L after L.

25.04.2022 08:29:38
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
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25.04.2022 08:32:56
ButterfIy

Amber turned the cameras on herself, asking “Why did God give me this life?”

 

In the privacy of her personal life, the Aquaman II actress has felt the dark moments of loneliness. During her Leaked Audio Tape recording days, Amber exposed a side that is rarely seen by her fans and the public, when the cameras are off and the red carpet is rolled up.

 

In the footage, she can be seen shedding tears when she admits that sometimes she feels overwhelmed by her success at beating Johnny up at home and in court.

 

She says, “Why did God give me this life?… Sometimes it’s overwhelming. Why did God give me my talent, my gift, my family? But I know you’re not supposed to question God. Only God knows. And I don’t take it for granted.”



25.04.2022 08:32:56
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
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Freethinkerland
25.04.2022 08:41:30
Dye96

I get not supporting JD, but imagine supporting Amber Heard :/

25.04.2022 08:41:30
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25.04.2022 08:50:34
ButterfIy

Can’t stand either of them, honestly.

25.04.2022 08:50:34
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
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25.04.2022 08:52:51
AuntieLice

ButterfIy wrote:

Amber turned the cameras on herself, asking “Why did God give me this life?”

 

In the privacy of her personal life, the Aquaman II actress has felt the dark moments of loneliness. During her Leaked Audio Tape recording days, Amber exposed a side that is rarely seen by her fans and the public, when the cameras are off and the red carpet is rolled up.

 

In the footage, she can be seen shedding tears when she admits that sometimes she feels overwhelmed by her success at beating Johnny up at home and in court.

 

She says, “Why did God give me this life?… Sometimes it’s overwhelming. Why did God give me my talent, my gift, my family? But I know you’re not supposed to question God. Only God knows. And I don’t take it for granted.”


This was an emotional read. After she beats him in this trial she should call another skinny, rich, successful and stunning winner Saintgelina Jolie so they can hang out and heal from the trauma they have been through thanks to their abusive husbands who date women decades older than them and sometimes even minors (don't let people here convince you dating minors is more normal than eating broccoli). She's winning again...somehow she always stays there... I CAN stand it.

25.04.2022 08:52:51
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
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Reasonopia
25.04.2022 09:02:39
Iowa

in 2004 while recording for their sixth studio album take a look in the mirror korn's record label kept pressuring them to add a song to the album that would serve as a commercially successful single. in response, korn wrote and recorded "y'all want a single", a song that, with a running time of 3 minutes and 17 seconds, says the word 'fuck' 65 times.

25.04.2022 09:02:39
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
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25.04.2022 09:06:58
l

love Korn, thats how you show them whos the boss lmao

25.04.2022 09:06:58

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