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Atheista
06.05.2022 17:11:56
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i like cats i have three of them two siamese and a little black one. they all hate each other but i lovr them all a lot

06.05.2022 17:11:56
I love fake people, I love games, I love drama, music means nothing to me. I’m not a chill guy and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would betray any of my loved ones at any time and I would not hesitate to hit them with a car.
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Agnostica
06.05.2022 17:14:17
Jackslackofconsent

comedy slxt wrote:
Jackslackofconsent wrote:
comedy slxt wrote:
real talk, if you go onto a website and make vague forum posts about how you hate ugly people and you’re prettier than everyone else, you get nauseous when you look in the mirror. confidence is one thing but this is just pitiful <3

also real talk, cats are literally the cutest little guys in the world and the silliest pet. like dogs and cute and loving and stuff but my cat just surfed up and down my hallway on dirty clothes. could you do that? thought so, learn your place. 
humans naturally love beautiful things. why so boring
would it be more boring to follow in other’s footsteps, chasing the concept of beauty while putting other’s down to feel better about yourself, or to lead your own path of kindness. seems like you are misguided on the definition of boredom, jack. 
alr beauty is subjective but you wouldnt like cats if you didnt find them beautiful fyi. beauty is subjective but only in a very narrow window. now go outside, stop taking clear joking around this srsly

06.05.2022 17:14:17
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06.05.2022 17:15:35
AuntieLice

You can like animals without finding them beautiful lol

comedy slxt wrote:
Jackslackofconsent wrote:
comedy slxt wrote:
real talk, if you go onto a website and make vague forum posts about how you hate ugly people and you’re prettier than everyone else, you get nauseous when you look in the mirror. confidence is one thing but this is just pitiful <3

also real talk, cats are literally the cutest little guys in the world and the silliest pet. like dogs and cute and loving and stuff but my cat just surfed up and down my hallway on dirty clothes. could you do that? thought so, learn your place. 
humans naturally love beautiful things. why so boring
would it be more boring to follow in other’s footsteps, chasing the concept of beauty while putting other’s down to feel better about yourself, or to lead your own path of kindness. seems like you are misguided on the definition of boredom, jack. 
Kindness isn't some unique ideal either and there are also concepts, defined by society, of what kindness is so I'm not sure I understand

06.05.2022 17:15:35
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
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Agnostica
06.05.2022 17:16:28
Jackslackofconsent

anyways cats! im getting kittens soon which is fun

06.05.2022 17:16:28
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Atheista
06.05.2022 17:17:28
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thoughts on megan thee stallion. talk abt something yall like stop talking bout me since you all hate a bitch so much the way broke bitches come to me know i gotta be free etc etc

06.05.2022 17:17:28
I love fake people, I love games, I love drama, music means nothing to me. I’m not a chill guy and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would betray any of my loved ones at any time and I would not hesitate to hit them with a car.
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Agnostica
06.05.2022 17:22:17
Jackslackofconsent

Yeah to be specific it's actually cuteness that drives us. Cute things releases hormones like oxytocin. It's why we even bother taking care of babies, theyre cute, we wouldnt take care of them if they didnt give us those precious hormones.
it's the same thing w animals
anyways we natrually find things w big eyes, big heads (babies...) cute
just look at dog breeding.. there's a reason theyre all malformed w serious health issues. humans find them cute.

06.05.2022 17:22:17
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Reasonopia
06.05.2022 17:24:16
ilovecheesecake

Dear Bimboland citizens, thots and twinks alike, there is a God out there and she is black and beautiful. She has visited me in my burning bush one groggy morning, and the fire burned so fiercely but I felt compelled towards it. It was as if the fire was speaking to me and that's when I knew She has blessed me with her presence. She announced herself as the omnipresent, omni-knowing, and omni-slaying being. The Girlboss Almighty, yass yes, the creator of this world.

Now hear me out. Christianity is overrated because Jesus's hot abs don't fulfill me anymore and the Bible 2 isn't coming out anytime soon. Other religions don't exist and atheism is for the commies. With the way our current world is moving, people don't know who to believe in. Bimbos around the world are scared of the future of this sexy nation, and I'm here to tell you that you will fear no more. She has given me the blessing as to spread the holey word and I encourage all bimbos to take my hand--- As boobment day is upon us, I would like to lead you to the light through this scary uncertain darkness. Repent today and you will be given free botox.

06.05.2022 17:24:16
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Atheista
06.05.2022 17:25:37
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im jewish idk abt y'all

06.05.2022 17:25:37
I love fake people, I love games, I love drama, music means nothing to me. I’m not a chill guy and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would betray any of my loved ones at any time and I would not hesitate to hit them with a car.
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Atheista
06.05.2022 17:26:46
misogynist

I'm a misogynist 

06.05.2022 17:26:46
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06.05.2022 17:28:03
AuntieLice

No shade, but what exactly is hot about Jesus?

Jackslackofconsent wrote:
Yeah to be specific it's actually cuteness that drives us. Cute things releases hormones like oxytocin. It's why we even bother taking care of babies, theyre cute, we wouldnt take care of them if they didnt give us those precious hormones.
it's the same thing w animals
anyways we natrually find things w big eyes, big heads (babies...) cute
just look at dog breeding.. there's a reason theyre all malformed w serious health issues. humans find them cute.
I personally find babies gross. They are not allowed in my house.


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