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Atheista
17.07.2020 06:02:36
peeslurper69

why is everything fuckin annoying meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

17.07.2020 06:02:36
your reluctant optimist 
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Secville
17.07.2020 07:26:11
Immortality, darling

i hate having an obsessive personality. i can't gain any new interests (and actually enjoy them for a long time) because i'll literally run it into the ground within the first month.

i could have enjoyed thai bl dramas for literally so long if i just spaced out my watching a little BUT NO i just have to watch episode after episode, series after series on end because i get so "invested".

17.07.2020 07:26:11
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Freethinkerland
17.07.2020 07:38:14
Cum_Dumpster

princessaphrodite wrote:
i get so nauseous whenever i play video games,, idk if it's just because i never play them but i get really bad motion sickness after playing for a short amount of time. i've always been shocked at how people can game for hours on end but i think im just sensitive
I have a friend that has this problem, she said these motion sickness bracelets really helped her out:

17.07.2020 07:38:14
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
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Atheista
17.07.2020 15:43:32
babygrrrl

I'm tired of people calling my cat ugly bc he has a big nose and big ears :(

17.07.2020 15:43:32
Ariana xoxo
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Atheista
17.07.2020 16:47:52
Lil' George Bubblegum

babygrrrl wrote:
I'm tired of people calling my cat ugly bc he has a big nose and big ears :(
It's literally more cat to love and people are complaining???

17.07.2020 16:47:52
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Atheista
17.07.2020 16:51:37
babygrrrl

Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:
babygrrrl wrote:
I'm tired of people calling my cat ugly bc he has a big nose and big ears :(
It's literally more cat to love and people are complaining???
Ikr! My whole family says he's ugly but my friends and I find him adorable

17.07.2020 16:51:37
Ariana xoxo
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Atheista
17.07.2020 17:46:53
torrenoia

cats can't be truly ugly but i love cats that are like ugly-cute, like they're just weird looking cats. a lil messed up mb, gives them character

anyways your cat sounds adorable i love kitties with big snouts

17.07.2020 17:46:53
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
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Atheista
17.07.2020 18:52:41
Lil' George Bubblegum

Reddit dudebros say the stupidest shit on the planet sometimes. But it's funny seeing them combust into rage because you don't even try to educate them, you just make them argue with their own selves and watch it unfold






Anyway I got one pissed off because I replied to his long rant about how "feminism isn't needed in the West anymore" with a "bruh" and, once asked if I had anything else to add, just replied with "that's all actually, a reply as meaninful as the waste of bytes you just wrote".

17.07.2020 18:52:41
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Atheista
17.07.2020 19:12:45
Lil' George Bubblegum

Also someone on tumblr came to call me a fatass yank addicted to poptarts simply because I said I despise diet culture and they'll literally get malnourished from dieting constantly and I'm losing my shit LANFLENXFLSNLFMWLCNTOSLCNSOLXME

BRO
FIRST OFF, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A POPTART IS BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE THOSE HERE
SECOND, I'M NOT A YANK
Oh and third: why should "fatass" be an insult again? Bodies have fat and I should feel bad about it???
Anyway this reminded me why I have any diet related tags blocked there. EDs suck ass and mine tries to pass it off as "rational" because I was often food insecure and it used that as basis to tell me to eat less so I'd still keep food for the next day

17.07.2020 19:12:45
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Antitheocra
17.07.2020 21:46:49
Wistfulbirb

i got starbucks today and the girl accidentally made extra and gave it to me, and said just between you and me, don't tell and yes queen I love u thank u 

17.07.2020 21:46:49

      
 



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