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Atheista
13.05.2022 19:38:13
pepperoni

it reminds me of when ppl would try to find a bf/gf for their neopets

13.05.2022 19:38:13
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Reasonopia
13.05.2022 19:53:38
Nikki Slutsberg

just because this site is for making a little bitch with her tits out doesnt mean you should be getting yours out too

13.05.2022 19:53:38
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Secville
13.05.2022 19:54:44
AuntieLice

You okay hun?

13.05.2022 19:54:44
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Freethinkerland
13.05.2022 20:03:47
LillyAnn

It reminded me of the time when I tried to tell my friend about BL and eventually talked her into playing with me. Ok, my explanation was a bit rushed and I talked about my husband and flaws in his outfit due to lack of items. Ofc, it was a himbo who was both my marriage and f-buddy in game. But... you can imagine talking about f-buddy who became a husband and everything was going on at the website called bimbo.land. A friend was looking at me shocked, saying she had no idea I got married meanwhile (we haven't seen each other for about 6+ months btw) and for someone I met at obscure dating website called Bimboland. Damn, it passed totally misunderstood. Then I had to explain each single detail and until today she is laughing at me each time we talk, asking 'You are still in your Whoreland? Still married? How about f-buddies?' etc. but unfortunately she never wanted to play. 

13.05.2022 20:03:47

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

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Freethinkerland
13.05.2022 21:44:36
Asunaa

bimboland is unironically fun

13.05.2022 21:44:36

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Reasonopia
13.05.2022 21:49:58
PlushKlavier

Everybody shut the fuck up I'm having a moment the My Time At Portia devs just released a new outfit DLC and they gave my boyfriend such a good fancy outfit I'm going to be dreaming about him in that outfit tonight


13.05.2022 21:49:58

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Secville
13.05.2022 22:15:14
morguegirl

how to stop pushing people away from you on purpose and then cry when they're gone

13.05.2022 22:15:14
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Freethinkerland
13.05.2022 22:31:59
LillyAnn

First make up your mind within yourself about what you really want, if you want them gone or not. If you want to keep them, show you appreciate them and treat them nicely. If you are pushing them away with being disrespectful, vain, careless, whatever, crying won't bring them back, not for long at least. 

13.05.2022 22:31:59

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

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Reasonopia
13.05.2022 22:41:18
Iowa

pepperoni wrote:
it reminds me of when ppl would try to find a bf/gf for their neopets
who wants 2 be my runescape gf

13.05.2022 22:41:18
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
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Freethinkerland
13.05.2022 23:03:48
Tiffany Dela Rosa

Whats the best way to make Ximbo dollars?

13.05.2022 23:03:48

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The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is the worlds first democratic social media platform.

What is its mission?
Ximbolands mission is to serve the world by offering a truly democratic alternative to the established, familiar and autocratic social media platforms.

The establishment of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is a response to the widespread demand for a democratic alternative to autocratic social media governance. The world’s major social media platforms claim to be based on good will and fair governance however most seek to impose their world-view on all of their users.
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What is the national flag of Ximboland?
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When was The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland founded?
2007

What is the capital city of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
Bimbo City

How many states make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
There are 6 states that make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Booby Island is the home of the President of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland - Sindy Laarson I aka Miss Bimbo

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What is a Ximbo?
Some people define a Ximbo as a superhuman - blessed with extraordinary good looks, intelligence and fashion sense.
Some people claim a Ximbo is a genderless or nonbinary superhuman. Either way - all Ximbos possess the X factor.

How can I become a Ximbo xitizen?
In order to become a xitizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximboland xitizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo xitizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. Only xenators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to senior government roles. Ximbos also get 10 x votes in all elections so they really do shape Ximbolands future.

What is a Ximbo minister?
A Ximbo minister is an elected or appointed official in the Ximboland government. These Ximbos are our leaders.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
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The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 3 month term they are in office.

I want to become a minister or Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland holds elections every 3 months for Prime Ximbo and every 3 months for State Ministers.

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The Town Square.

What is the treasury/ministers/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 3 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo xenators.
A percentage (33%) of the money paid by Ximbo xenators via Paypal is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is used for further Ximboland development.

What are the national colours of Ximboland?
Pink and purple

How old must I be in order to become a Ximboland xitizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 can become a Ximbo xitizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
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What are the currencies of Ximboland?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$ and the Ximbo Diamond.

Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

Who is the President of Ximboland?
Sindy Laaron I aka Miss Bimbo is the President of Ximboland. She founded the great bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, poor fashion jealousy of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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