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25.05.2022 22:46:37
ButterfIy

He definitely will, just like all his misogynistic pedophile fans.

25.05.2022 22:46:37
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
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25.05.2022 22:55:17
NICHE SYNDROME

wait hes been declared guilty? i havent been keeping up with the trial bc depp propaganda is almost inevitable

25.05.2022 22:55:17
I love fake people, I love games, I love drama, music means nothing to me. I’m not a chill guy and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would betray any of my loved ones at any time and I would not hesitate to hit them with a car.
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25.05.2022 23:10:54
ButterfIy

Not yet, but he was exposed for lying about Amber beating him up on a train and causing an injury. The “injury” was there 9 days before she allegedly even hit him.

25.05.2022 23:10:54
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
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25.05.2022 23:52:01
AuntieLice

He also got exposed for:
-lying under oath about there being no mounted phone on the wall of his bar when he already talked about it in the UK trial
-submitting an oversaturated photo as evidence to make it seem like he has a black eye in it
-lying about not asking for any drugs in situation where he was sending messages to his personal assistant trying to get coke and ecstasy
-talking about his anger issues and hitting people when he's angry cause ''anger doesn't pay rent''
-saying that a woman's pussy was rightfully his and writing about her ''I need, I want, I take''
-instructing his personal assistant to apologize to Amber about kicking her
-trying to get Amber fired from Aquaman 2
-saying Amber is begging for total global humiliation, calling her a flappy fish market and a waste of a cum guzzler, wanting her dead and focusing on a ''sublime little Russian'' instead (while he is pushing 60)

definitely not a good day for all the people who love wife beaters, pedophiles and rapists :/

25.05.2022 23:52:01
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
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25.05.2022 23:54:18
ButterfIy

The sublime little Russian that left him and ran back to Russia, lmfao. Imagine being so vile that you’d run halfway across to world to get away from someone. Couldn’t be Miss Heard, of course.

25.05.2022 23:54:18
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
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25.05.2022 23:58:28
AuntieLice

When you flee to Russia to get away from someone you know it's rough

but The Deppford Wives told me he was innocent based on one misquoted out of context line from a 32 minute long recording, so what happened? I'm shocked that a man who got arrested three times for violent outbursts, is currently being sued for beating up someone on a movie set, has dated minors and let his 15 year old daughter live with an adult man, is besties with Manson and even made him his daughter's godfather, ''joked'' about murdering and then raping his girlfriend's corpse, beating up his other girlfriend and shooting up n-words and claims Polanski is not a predator cause he's not out in the streets looking for his victims could be a wife beater, honestly

25.05.2022 23:58:28
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
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26.05.2022 00:12:29
kimjongin

playing acnh and i have been running around on a mystery island for hours trying to catch the last 2 bugs i need to complete my collection (giraffe stag & horned hercules), the few times theyve spawned i scared them off and im getting frustrateddddd

UPDATE CAUGHT THE GIRAFFE STAG JUST 1 MORE

26.05.2022 00:12:29
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26.05.2022 00:55:28
ButterfIy

The ‘Friday the 13th’ actor showed up to court dressed all in black, with a pair of cheap sunglasses to hide his sunken eyes. When pressed further on the matter, he replied by saying “the glasses are necessary because there is a light coming from the side.” There was silence in the courtroom as his story failed to convince the jury. To add insult to injury, he began picking his nose on camera and touching Camille’s leg inappropriately. This was not, however, the first time that the now-former star of the ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ franchise left a sour taste in everyones mouth.

26.05.2022 00:55:28
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
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26.05.2022 01:06:21
SativaDiva420

noisy achievement !

26.05.2022 01:06:21
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26.05.2022 01:15:07
kimjongin

I DID IT my bug collection is complete!!!!!!!!!

26.05.2022 01:15:07
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