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26.05.2022 01:17:34
ambercrystals

kimjongin wrote:
playing acnh and i have been running around on a mystery island for hours trying to catch the last 2 bugs i need to complete my collection (giraffe stag & horned hercules), the few times theyve spawned i scared them off and im getting frustrateddddd

UPDATE CAUGHT THE GIRAFFE STAG JUST 1 MORE
absolutely feel this i ran around for two hours today trying to find two whole giant clams u_u feels bad man but i made ~160k off of shell beds from the shop so it all works out
congrats on ur bugs being finished !!! <3 <3

26.05.2022 01:17:34

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26.05.2022 01:37:40
kimjongin

oh my god please dont remind me of the satan giant clam lmao it took me 2 days to find one!! and thank u!!! the only section i still need to complete is sea creatures but the art, bugs, fish and fossils are done!! hbu??

** after reading again i realized u mean the regular giant clams and not the gigas giant clam lmao sorry but yes some shells are so hard to find. i remember needing 3 conches for a shell speaker and just not finding them anywhere

26.05.2022 01:37:40
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26.05.2022 01:45:31
3dpd

whhere are these GNATS COMIGN FROM. i should also play acnh

edit it was ants having their nuptial flight in my window sill. sorry it had to end this way ladies

26.05.2022 01:45:31

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26.05.2022 04:57:20
ambercrystals

kimjongin wrote:
oh my god please dont remind me of the satan giant clam lmao it took me 2 days to find one!! and thank u!!! the only section i still need to complete is sea creatures but the art, bugs, fish and fossils are done!! hbu??

** after reading again i realized u mean the regular giant clams and not the gigas giant clam lmao sorry but yes some shells are so hard to find. i remember needing 3 conches for a shell speaker and just not finding them anywhere
the gigas giant clams are a whole nother issue u_u hate to see the guys that move faster than you. my last sea creature i had to grab was a spider crab and it hit different in an awful way
i have all my bugs, fish, and sea creatures finished- just have art left to get. very thankful for harv’s island getting the expansion but i’m not on enough for it to actually matter lmao

26.05.2022 04:57:20

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26.05.2022 05:34:14
morguegirl

why when the masses find out a band i like, their music starts to get bad and i can't enjoy it the way i used to anymore?

26.05.2022 05:34:14
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Agnostica
26.05.2022 05:43:32
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man the new season of Love,Death and Robots its so good

26.05.2022 05:43:32

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26.05.2022 05:57:22
hxllokittyy

AuntieLice wrote:
Jackslackofconsent wrote:
i was completely lost on why i couldnt interact w beansnbimbos then i realised he blocked me.. i have never interacted with you! didnt even give me a chance.. the world is tough on us silly guys who love ourselves some silly little antics 
Don’t worry, she went on a mass blocking spree while she was having a meltie earlier. Hope she’s doing better now 
im literally so confused like. all im getting is tht he just got mad bc a bunch of ppl were being mean and stuff but like. he just got a ton of hate for it ?? why tf r u guys referring to him w she/her and everything ur just proving his point why cant ppl be respectful here :(


26.05.2022 05:57:22

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Freethinkerland
26.05.2022 06:04:31
LillyAnn

So, what is the crying topic for today? Just be real...

26.05.2022 06:04:31

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26.05.2022 06:09:49
NICHE SYNDROME

woke up coughing so hard i couldn't breathe. currently in the er waiting for a chest x ray #slayyyyy

26.05.2022 06:09:49
I love fake people, I love games, I love drama, music means nothing to me. I’m not a chill guy and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would betray any of my loved ones at any time and I would not hesitate to hit them with a car.
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26.05.2022 06:12:46
ambercrystals

i'm so sorry niche, that sounds really hard. i hope you get your x ray soon and that you start to get better in the coming days :-( you can always lmk privately if there's anything i can do for you. take care <3

26.05.2022 06:12:46

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