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Agnostica
04.07.2024 07:36:28
Daphnee_Mino

Just reading those gave me heartburn

04.07.2024 07:36:28

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Atheista
04.07.2024 09:01:33
Dean Winchester

craigslist-stripper wrote: (original post HERE)
guys im doing a poll for science…. what are some divorced dad type foods? think middle aged man eating in front of his TV in the 80’s items on the list so far include - pork rinds - pickled eggs/sausage - hungry man/manwich meal - beer, of...
Add slim Jim’s and whatever ciggies he smokes. As for beer it’s either Pabst or coors. 

04.07.2024 09:01:33
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04.07.2024 10:56:42
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craigslist-stripper wrote: (original post HERE)
guys im doing a poll for science…. what are some divorced dad type foods? think middle aged man eating in front of his TV in the 80’s items on the list so far include - pork rinds - pickled eggs/sausage - hungry man/manwich meal - beer, of...
anything that can be grilled, especially ribs. but also steak, brisket, burgers and bratwurst. anything you can get at a local sports bar, like wings, bacon cheeseburgers, apps like pretzels with beer cheese, beer battered cheese curds

04.07.2024 10:56:42
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Agnostica
04.07.2024 14:39:19
craigslist-stripper

SLIM JIMS AND CIGARETTES 11/10

brisket and beer battered curds are a bit fancy for the vibe im going for BUT a gas station pretzel with nacho cheese would fit perfectly 

this dad gives all his money to child support and spends his nights wasting away in his tiny, barely-furnished apartment eating shit you can buy at the convenience store and watching TV. like sits eats and sleeps in his Lazy-Boy recliner. he perpetually wears a pair of blue boxers and a stained white undershirt. male pattern baldness and dirty socks with holes. probably named bill or Larry or Joe or some shit

just to elaborate further… thank you again for all the suggestions you are all invited to my divorced dads banquet btw

04.07.2024 14:39:19

State Minister

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Agnostica
04.07.2024 19:06:28
Daphnee_Mino

Im confused.. , Are you hosting it as a themed dinner party or your divorced dad is hosting it? Any ways i will bring mint tea and sparkling water for our digestion.

04.07.2024 19:06:28

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Agnostica
04.07.2024 22:35:30
craigslist-stripper

hosting a dinner party to commemorate not only my own divorced dad, but all other divorced dads too. and anyone who respects their plight is welcome to attend 

04.07.2024 22:35:30

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Agnostica
04.07.2024 22:38:55
Daphnee_Mino

Next pxfc is here, divorced dad-core! 

04.07.2024 22:38:55

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Atheista
04.07.2024 23:30:38
Hot Topica

Dad left me at best buy core

04.07.2024 23:30:38
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Freethinkerland
04.07.2024 23:33:02
KittyOnyx

i posted my pxfc too fast and submitted the wrong one currently puking and crying and shidding

04.07.2024 23:33:02
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04.07.2024 23:42:49
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Oh no that sucks

04.07.2024 23:42:49
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